As stated in yesterday’s entry, we were planning to answer this week’s TMI Tuesday questions, provided a new set was posted today. It was, but neither Jill nor I found ourselves particularly motivated to write about celebrities we’d like to screw around with. Since I felt sort of obligated to write something today, I decided to post the first in what I imagine will be a series of haiku detailing various points in my sexual life. Please bear in mind that I haven’t written poetry in over a decade, and then it was as part of a creative writing class I took in college. Poetry was never the sort of thing I was likely to do of my own free will, until now. I hope this humble three-line poem whets your appetite for more. Here goes!

Jack At Eleven

Found a stash of porn
Jerked off to the memory
Had my first climax

-Jack