As always, check out this week’s questions at tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com.
Jack’s Answers
1. What do you wear to sleep in?
Depends on the weather. If it’s really cold, possibly sweatpants or shorts. (I never wear a shirt to bed.) If it’s warm, nothing. I expect this to change when our daughter is able to get out of bed and come into our room at night.
2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?
Frequently, especially in warm weather. Sometimes I’m just done wearing clothes for the day.
3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?
I have never done this. This is less for my own protection than it is for the protection of whomever’s at the door.
4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?
Got me. The whole thing?
5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?
I’ve been known to lay out in a pair of shorts or swimming trunks and nothing else.
6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?
I never have, but I can’t imagine a situation in which I’m wearing clothes at a clothing-optional location. Actually, I don’t know why I’ve never been. There are quite a few clothing-optional beaches in the area.
7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?
Once I found myself naked in a group setting, having lost my swimsuit. The less said about that incident, the better. But have I ever, say, whipped it out? I can’t honestly say that I have, because unlike the sexy factor of a woman popping out a breast in public, when a guy does it the police are much more likely to get involved. Suddenly it’s “indecent exposure” this and “public lewdness” that and Reverend Lovejoy’s wife is asking won’t somebody think of the children? Next thing you know I have to register as a sex offender, and then when I move to Hollywood I have to go door to door to tell everyone that I’m a pederast. What’s a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. I have, however, shown my butt in public. Not a fruit bowl. Just my butt.
8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?
I have been given a striptease, which I enjoyed very much. Outside of a bizarre incident whilst going through security at the airport post-9/11, I have not reciprocated. (Jill points out that sometimes when I get undressed at night I’ll “put a little grind into it” for her amusement, but I don’t think it counts.)
9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?
Frequently. Jill and I enjoy being naked in the water, and most family vacations have seen us taking a dip au naturel. Sometimes it’s just the two of us, though not always.
10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?
Yes to both.
Bonus: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?
I’d go as far as I could without getting arrested. I have had sex in public on occasion, though not as frequently in the last couple years. Jill’s and my most recent semi-public adventure was in a changing room at a department store at a local mall. If security was observing, they were too busy masturbating to call the police. Our most recent semi-public adventure that did not occur behind closed doors was probably the time we got each other off in our seats while on a Trans-Atlantic flight. Good times!
Jill’s Answers
1. What do you wear to sleep in?
Nothing, but I keep PJs handy for when the in-laws visit.
2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?
Yes. Most days by six PM I am done with clothes. Ideally I am naked from then until I get dressed the next morning.
3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?
Just for Jack, although I usually hold the door in front of myself so as to avoid giving the whole neighborhood a free look. When we used to live in a condo it was much easier to fling the door wide open and not worry that someone other than Jack was going to be right outside.
4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?
My legs. I love my calves.
5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?
In the backyard I bare all. At a pool the farthest I’ll usually go is untying my suit to avoid tan lines.
6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?
I’d probably go topless at least, although I guess my instincts might take over when I’m actually there, leading me to bare even more if I felt sufficiently uninhibited.
7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?
I have flashed Jack numerous times in the car while driving, which is probably not the safest thing to do. I also sometimes flash him in other people’s houses when we know we are alone for a moment.
8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?
Yes I have. It made me feel sexy. I really enjoyed it and I should do it more. I haven’t received one lately from Jack, though, and I must remedy that soon!
9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?
I love skinny dipping! When we do it it’s usually just the two of us although there have been times when there’s a small group. The more the merrier!
10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?
I love looking at naked people! Naked people are hot, especially women! I love looking at pictures or webcams, but much prefer seeing naked people in person. This doesn’t happen often enough. And I do enjoy showing off my nakedness. I love it when we cam with others, and when Jack takes naked pictures of me. It’s such a turn-on.
Bonus: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?
Once I had sex at the top of a play structure at a local park. (This was before I met Jack.) It was after dark, and although we didn’t get totally naked or anything, we went at it much longer than common sense says we probably should have, considering that we were on city property. It was incredibly arousing to be out in the night air, without any barriers of any kind. Anyone could easily have seen us, and the fact that we were out in the open led to several very intense orgasms. It was probably the hottest sex I’ve ever had without Jack, and it gets me wet just thinking about it.
To Jack:
3. LOL
7. I laughed and laughed. Dear gawd I’m glad you found TMI Tuesday. You are friggin’ hilarious!! 😀
8. airport security *giggle*
Bonus: I will be scouring this blog for the mall dressing room incident.
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To Jill:
2. Home nudists, eh?
7. Little flirt…I love it 🙂
10. I’m turned on. I want to see naked pics of you.
Have a great week sexy peeps!
-H
My TMI Tuesday can be read here: http://kinkygent.blogspot.com/2011/09/tmi-tuesday-september-6-2011.html
Thanks! We love the compliments and feedback in general. I really enjoy TMI Tuesday as it not only gives me the opportunity to write – which is one of my biggest passions – but also to be completely honest (something that my own writing doesn’t always afford me), as well as uproariously funny on occasion. I’m pretty happy with my past answers, and sometimes re-read them when I need a laugh.
At the risk of discouraging your further exploration of our blog, I don’t think the dressing room incident has ever been the subject of an entry, but as stated on another blog I visited yesterday, I think we’ll write about it just as soon as we can stop being lazy. It was very hot, sweaty and exhilarating, and the possibility of discovery gave the sex an unparallelled urgency that can be hard to achieve in private. I’m tempted, actually, to write a quick account of the festivities that day, as just recalling the incident in question has given me a ferocious erection. Note that the first mention of the dressing room in question can be found here:
http://frisky916cpl.blogspot.com/2009/02/101-places-to-have-sex-before-you-die.html
There are a couple naughty pictures of Jill here at the blog. In the last month we’ve posted a couple Half-Nekkid Thursday pictures, but Jill’s lovely self is all over Osbasso’s HNT blog (located at hntanon.blogspot.com). In 2010, we posted pictures for fifty-two consecutive weeks.
Not sure how I missed this on Tuesday…but better late than never.
Great answers! You both had me laughing and turned on all at the same time.
Thanks Cougar! Laughter and arousal were the responses we were hoping for. Were it not for your own TMI Tuesday entry, which we stumbled upon Tuesday morning, we might have forgotten to check the blog and post our answers. Clearly we aren’t quite back in the routine yet. 🙂