I’m pretty sure that’s a word. Someone back us up here.
On this day in 2008, we began blogging about our sex life! We’ve probably spent almost as much time dormant as we have actually documenting our adventures, but we’re back, and we hope to be much more productive from now on. In fact, this is the ninth entry we’ve posted this month. We haven’t been so prolific since January, 2009. In fact, we haven’t posted more than five entries in one month in almost as long! Can you tell we’ve enjoyed being back? It’s the interaction with all of you, not only here but on your own blogs (for those of you that have blogs), Twitter, e-mail, etc., that makes it so much fun. The connections that we have made as a result of this blog mean so much to us.
We decided to re-read our First Blogiversary post from 2009 (we weren’t blogging in September 2010), and found the culmination of a four-part series of entries listing the various things that turned us on two summers ago. For your reading enjoyment, we thought we would re-post our lists here.
Jack’s List, Part 1
1. In June, we attended a party at the home of a friend of ours. She’s been taking exotic dancing classes for a couple years, although there’s almost no way you would look at her and immediately think “exotic dancer.” After the party, we got a demonstration of her skills.
2. As detailed in Jill’s previous entry, we went skinny dipping one night while on a family camping trip. We like swimming naked, though it’s been quite some time since we went camping, much less skinny dipping in a semi-public setting. It was just as exhilarating as ever.
3. Jill masturbating in the passenger seat of the car while listening to a very sexy podcast, as I tried desperately to concentrate on the road ahead of us.
4. Earlier this summer I wrote a love scene that’s part of a mainstream novel I’m working on. Though not particularly graphic, I’ve been getting to know the characters and planning the story for so long that, when they finally got together and the clothes came off, it was really hot.
5. Due to the summer heat, Jill and I spent several nights sleeping on an air mattress in the backyard. Feeling my wife’s naked body beside my own in the cool night air is consistently arousing.
Jill’s List, Part 1
1. Violet Blue’s podcast that Jack mentioned in his previous entry. This installment (episode 69, appropriately) features her reading an erotic story called “Central Registry.” If you happen to listen to it, you might understand why I couldn’t wait to get off.
2. I’ve been riding Jack side-saddle a lot lately. If you don’t know what this means, instead of straddling his waist I sit on top of him, facing his right or left. It’s a great position, and for some reason he penetrates me really deep this way.
3. Doing the “Rabbit Trick” in front of a live audience. For the uninitiated, the “Rabbit Trick” refers to riding a rabbit vibrator while giving oral sex. It’s one of my biggest turn ons, and I love coming while sucking Jack’s cock.
4. Going to a work function with Jack, and letting him know about the lack of panties under my skirt right before we walked in.
5. Four words: Rocky Road ice cream.
Jack’s List, Part 2
1. I love to flirt. During a visit to a bar with friends, I caught the eye of a pretty young lady and held her gaze a few seconds longer than I usually do. Nothing else happened, but it was a turn-on to remember my single days.
2. Jill told me about a dream in which she was alone with a female friend of ours, and the opportunity arose for some sexual exploration. As it was happening, all Jill could think about was how she wished she could somehow videotape the encounter so I could watch later. I guess her cell phone wasn’t within reach. Still, very exciting to know that, even in her dreams, she wanted to share the experience with me – or at least provide me with jerkoff material after the fact.
3. Porn star Raylene’s return to the adult industry with “Raylene’s Dirty Work”, her first movie since 2001 or 2002. She’s not the hottest in the business – far from it – but I’ve always kinda liked her.
4. Being invited by a married female acquaintance to participate in an illicit affair was, almost perversely, a huge turn on and a major ego boost; she is someone I’ve been attracted to for more than twenty years. I did, of course, politely decline, out of respect for her marriage as much as for my own. Ironically, Jill told me after the fact that, were she not married, she would make a great third for a threesome. However, this particular person doesn’t seem the sort to engage in anything beyond one-on-one sex.
5. The many new followers we’ve picked up in recent months, as well as the feedback we’ve received, is very flattering, and reading your comments, as well as your blogs, makes excellent foreplay.
Jill’s List, Part 2
1. Coming twelve times over the course of one amazing August night is a record for me. But it’s a record that I hope gets broken soon.
2. One hot afternoon I found myself lying on an inflatable pool chair, drifting across the water and soaking up the rays of the sun. As I listened to the silence, I found myself indulging in a fantasy about Jack, myself, and a male friend of ours. I was glad I was alone in the pool because I had to touch myself a little.
3. We watched a porn film called “Basic Elements.” One scene involved a couple having sex on an airplane while a female flight attendant watched and masturbated. This scene reminded me of a long flight Jack and I took together. We didn’t have sex in our seats, but we did just about everything else. I am really turned on by the idea of sex on a plane, in flight. In fact, I can’t wait to read The Mile High Club: Plane Sex Stories, an anthology edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, a favorite erotic writer of ours.
4. Speaking of Rachel Kramer Bussel, I re-read Hide and Seek: Erotic Stories over the summer. It was just as hot the second time. We are looking forward to the follow-up, Peep Show: Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists, due out in November.5. While having sex with Jack recently, we were watching an old homemade porn movie he’d shot some years ago, before we met. (Is that weird? I love watching him fucking an old girlfriend on TV while we fuck in real life, but I get the feeling that, in general, people would find this weird or inappropriate. Who cares, I guess – it’s hot to me!) As Jack worked toward his orgasm, I started urging him onward, whispering, “Come for me…come for me.” At the same time, his ex-girlfriend was doing the same thing on the television. It was almost as though we were competing for his orgasm.And I’d just like to say again that doing the Rabbit Trick for a live audience was one of the most exciting things I’ve ever done. Having an audience can be so hot!
Happy Blogoversary!!! I, for one, am so so glad that you started blogging again. I don’t remember how I found your blog, or how you found mine…but it doesn’t matter. Your blog is amazing. I love the pictures and your posts. And I am very appreciative for the comments on my blog. You’ve both been very helpful to me while dealing with outing my blog to my boyfriend. (that probably sounded wrong, but you know what I mean)
Your blog is funny, sassy, sexy, and very well written!
And those lists were hot!
Happy Blogoversary! I’m late to the party, I think…but definitely have enjoyed reading up and getting to know you guys through your posts. Looking forward to more Blogoversaries!
Great post too – love reading your lists.
Thank you both for the feedback! We love comments, especially praise, though we’ll never get upset over constructive criticism. (For the record, we prefer praise.) We’re both so glad that you found us (and likewise that we have found your blogs), and we hope that you find our stuff worth reading as long as we continue to post.
Cougar: In late August, you posted a comment on one of our pictures at OHNT. Unable to ignore your alluring profile picture, we did a little investigating and wound up at your blog, where we found many beautiful pictures and sexy writings, as well as the “outing” dilemma you mentioned. Since then, we’ve been unable to look away. Also, glad to help. 🙂
Sweet…I knew there was a good reason I perv those sexy pics at the OHNT!!!