It’s TMI Tuesday again. You know that dreaded interview question “Tell me about you/yourself?” Who the hell knows how to answer that! These questions are a lot more fun (and easier) way to Tell Us More About YOU 🙂
P.S. Based on your answers we will make snap judgements and form stereotypical opinions about you 🙂
Jack’s Answers
1. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”…What is it that you will show me?
Though I tend to enjoy most of my media in digital format these days, I prefer to read books the old fashioned way. I’ve got an impressive collection of books on film, including screenplays, memoirs, rare books on film production, criticism, study and analysis, and the like.
2. What was the last thing you regret buying?
Though I do tend to buy quite a bit of stuff, I don’t experience much buyer’s remorse. Usually if I’m in the market for something big or expensive I do my research and hopefully I manage to make an informed choice. Thus I found this question difficult to answer. The only thing that comes to mind was a rare book I picked up at a used book sale, and which I discovered I already owned once I got home. Of course, it only cost me a quarter, and considering that I could probably sell the book on eBay or Amazon Marketplace for ten to twenty dollars, I guess I don’t really regret it.
3. How happy are you? 1 = not happy at all to 5 = very happy
I’m going to say 4.5. I know Jill will say 5 and my lower rating is in no way a judgment of her or our life together. I am happy in every imaginable way. But I could always be happier.
4. Last night, what did you go to bed thinking about?
Sex. Unfortunately Jill was already asleep so we didn’t have any. Then again, we had sex at four different times between Friday evening and Sunday afternoon, so I have no right to complain.
5. Tell us something that made you happy this past week or made you think “that’s cool!”
My daughter told me that she loved me for the first time.
Bonus: What is your favorite mark of punctuation? Why?
I am particularly fond of the semicolon, as it is a sadly misunderstood and improperly-utilized punctuation mark. I am also a fan of the Oxford comma, of which it seems that the average American English speaker is unware. (You read that right: I am a fan of a punctuation mark.) Here’s why the Oxford comma is so important:
(Apologies for the truncated image. I’m not very good at formatting these things, but I think you get the point.)
Jill’s Answers
1. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”…What is it that you will show me?
I will show you my pussy if you show me your cock. I will also flash pussy for pussy, or boobs for boobs. I thought about also giving a non-sexual answer, but I can’t think of one that defines me as much as the answer I actually gave.
2. What was the last thing you regret buying?
Pretzel M&Ms. Awhile back, we bought a bag on a whim, just to try them. Jack warned me that they wouldn’t be any good, but I saw that they were fewer calories than peanut M&Ms. Jack was right, we didn’t eat them, and we ended up – what did we do with them? I think we just threw them at people.
3. How happy are you? 1 = not happy at all to 5 = very happy
I’m a 5. Except for when I’m not.
4. Last night, what did you go to bed thinking about?
I was thinking about good sex, and hoping to have some. Unfortunately I fell asleep while putting the baby to sleep, and that was a wrap on my night. Hence my solo playtime in the shower this morning.
5. Tell us something that made you happy this past week or made you think “that’s cool!”
Something one of the students in my class said made me laugh. I would explain what he said in detail, but literally every single person we know has heard the story by now, and I’m afraid it would be too revealing.
Bonus: What is your favorite mark of punctuation? Why?
I love exclamation points! You can put an exclamation point after anything you write, and suddenly you’re shouting!
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Jill: Pretzel M&Ms – what is the point?
Jack: Oh how I love an Oxford comma – you have made my day.
I’m going to make my snap judgements
Jack: intelligent, sensual and thoughtful
Jill: astute, naughty and playful
Together a wonderful couple x
I think I prefer the refrain without the comma, just something about JFK and Stalin stripping has me sniggering away to myself
Jack: I love books as well and could probably live in a house with books floor to ceiling.. ya’ll had sex 4 times this weekend?? I am so jealous now.. sighs
Jill: Ha I am a boob flasher too and I am debating some solo time myself since I have not had sex since Saturday and was reading some damn good erotica for a contest I am in..
Jill, your answer to number one, I have already flashed you my cock, when are you going to flash me your pussy :)…. no, Seriously you have my email.
Love your answers, as always.
Jack, #5. Aww. Absolutely adorable. That has got to feel great!
Jill, love your answer to 3. 🙂
@Jack:
1. Cool.
4. You are a greedy man 😀
(my favorite kind)
5. *melt* Awwww!
Bonus: Hahahah too too funny.
I did not know it was called an Oxford comma. However, I have been known to use the oxford comma for clarity especially when writing for grad school.
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@Jill:
1. Screw the non-sex answers. I’m flashing my boobies now (or as KG calls them “The Babalous”).
2. Jill just think about it. Does the combo pretzels and M&Ms even sound good? You made the right choice…throw them at people 😀 😀
4. Wished I could have been a fly on the wall. Or better yet…your soap 🙂
5. Okay. Well I’m glad you had such a funny moment to enjoy and share.
Happy! T!M!I! Tuesday!
-H
My TMI Tuesday is here:
http://kinkygent.blogspot.com
@Jack:
1. Cool.
4. You are a greedy man 😀
(my favorite kind)
5. *melt* Awwww!
Bonus: Hahahah too too funny.
I did not know it was called an Oxford comma. However, I have been known to use the oxford comma for clarity especially when writing for grad school.
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@Jill:
1. Screw the non-sex answers. I’m flashing my boobies now (or as KG calls them “The Babalous”).
2. Jill just think about it. Does the combo pretzels and M&Ms even sound good? You made the right choice…throw them at people 😀 😀
4. Wished I could have been a fly on the wall. Or better yet…your soap 🙂
5. Okay. Well I’m glad you had such a funny moment to enjoy and share.
Happy! T!M!I! Tuesday!
-H
My TMI Tuesday is here:
http://kinkygent.blogspot.com
LOL We have similar answers to the punctuation question Jack!! And I didn’t even read your post before I wrote mine!! *high five*
Jack, would love to see the books, bibliophile that I am. Very lovely answer for 5. Funny, I’m not good at grammar, yet anal about it just the same.
Jill, pic for pic nice answer! Would love to hear the student story, but understand. Generally trying new stuff doesn’t work for us either. But occassionally I get a winner with the kids.