Today’s TMI Tuesday consist of Formspring questions pulled from around the Web. The NY Times called Formspring “An E-vite to Insults and Crude Queries.” I admit, I pulled the tame, less crude questions.

Jack’s Answers

1. What is your favorite type of weather?
I like the weather we’re experiencing in the Bay Area this week:  Clear skies, sunshine and minimal wind.  Although I’m sure it will be colder, if not rainy, by Thanksgiving, I’d love it if this weather stuck around another week or two.

2. How do you sustain the motivation and energy needed to write erotica regularly?
I don’t.  That’s why the amount of erotica we’ve posted on our blog has decreased dramatically since around 2009.  Real life, in particular parenthood, has gotten in the way, and while we enjoy blogging we regret somewhat not being able to write as much sexual material as we originally planned.  We hope to turn up the steam in the future.

3. Do you like roleplay? What is your favorite scenario?
Yes, I am a big fan of roleplay, and my favorite scenario to roleplay is the one wherein I am an independently wealthy writer lounging on a tropical beach, sipping top-shelf spirits while watching beautiful women frolic in the surf nearby.

4. Have you ever been hurt so badly in a past relationship, that it has affected you for the rest of your life?
No.  I’ve been hurt in past relationships – hurt badly, I would willingly admit – but hurt so badly that it has affected me for the rest of my life?  Most certainly not.  I suppose I’ve been subject to behavior so heinous that it made me cautious for years afterwards, and perhaps I let it influence the dating choices I made for sometime thereafter, but I haven’t, for instance, suffered at the hands of an abuser who scarred me physically for life.

5. What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
I would insert “Will you marry me?” fortunes into random fortune cookies all over the world.  I’m guessing that at least one of these would be opened by a young woman who thinks her relationship is much more advanced than the guy sitting across from her, and I imagine much hilarity would ensue.  If only I could somehow witness the resulting awkwardness.

6. How big is your dick?
My dick?  What are you, twelve?

Bonus:  I would like to know, do you have Formspring on your blog? Why or why not?
We have Formspring on our blog as of Monday.  I had been considering adding it for awhile, simply as a means of encouraging contact with our followers.  It was this particular question, actually, that inspired me to get off my ass and create an account and install the widget on our blog.

Bonus, bonus: What is the best or oddest formspring question you’ve been asked? What was your answer?
We haven’t been asked any questions yet, odd or otherwise.

Jill’s Answers

1. What is your favorite type of weather?
I’m torn.  I like sunny weather but not too hot, around 70 degrees.  But I absolutely love the rain, as long as I don’t have to drive in it.  If I can sit inside and listen to the rainfall, I am happy.

2. How do you sustain the motivation and energy needed to write erotica regularly?
I don’t.  I can’t.  Between work, class and parenthood, I’m busier than I’ve ever been and sometimes it’s almost too much effort to tweet or answer TMI Tuesday questions.  It’s so rare for me to actually write something for this blog (anything, not just erotica) that Jack jokingly calls me a “guest blogger”.

3. Do you like roleplay? What is your favorite scenario?
I don’t play Dungeons and Dragons, so I really hope this question is referring to sexy roleplay.  We’re really not into the whole roleplay thing.  We are more into fucking than setting the scene, and if there is a mutual fantasy element we will probably express it through dirty talk.  Although I am looking forward to one day fitting into Princess Leia’s metal bikini.

4. Have you ever been hurt so badly in a past relationship, that it has affected you for the rest of your life?
No.  I’ve been hurt, but never so badly that I have to let the person who hurt me control the rest of my life.  Actually, an ex-boyfriend of mine loved the Denver Broncos, and to this day whenever they lose, it makes me smile.

5. What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
I’m really stumped by this.  I can’t think of anything I would want to put in a fortune cookie, unless the fortune cookies were party favors and the fortune was something like, “Happy Anniversary Jack and Jill”.  Maybe famous pop culture quotes?  “Eat my shorts.”  “Say hello to my little friend.”  “There’s no crying in baseball.”

6. How big is your dick?
You misspelled “clit”.

Bonus:  I would like to know, do you have Formspring on your blog? Why or why not?
I didn’t think we did, but Jack says we do.  Why?  Probably so people can ask us questions.

Bonus, bonus: What is the best or oddest formspring question you’ve been asked? What was your answer?
Someone once asked me, a woman, how big my dick is.  Can you believe the stupidity?