[Note: A new edition of Sunday Stealing was not posted this week. Therefore we have decided to delve into the Sunday Stealing archives and answer a previous set of questions. As this is a sex blog, and not a “let’s participate in every meme in the blogosphere” blog, we found a fitting set of questions, originally posted on February 22nd, 2009.]
Today we ripped this meme off a blogger called Kemushi-Amby from the blog Oh God!. It’s a blog from down under. The meme title acknowledges the theft, and states she ripped off a blogger named Amelia. But, it was probably stolen at that blog as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!
Cheers to all us thieves!
Jack’s Answers
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Of course. I’ve got lots of female friends, and I’d consider having sex with most of them.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? I love sex and enjoy having it whenever possible. I have never, nor would I ever, turn down sex solely because it’s not my preferred time of day. I suppose that if I had to choose between morning, afternoon or night, I would choose afternoon, as I’m much more likely to have showered and brushed my teeth than I might be at, say, six in the morning; and I’m usually nowhere near as tired in the afternoon as I might be at night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Starboard.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No, just for crack.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Though we have had sex in the bath, we’ve never had a bathtub that was particularly comfortable or spacious enough for sex. Or have we? Maybe the master bath at Jill’s old condo, but even there we were too busy doing it in the shower anyway. I prefer the shower because bending Jill against the glass or the tile and hitting it from behind trumps…whatever the hell we’d be doing in the tub. Her riding me, I guess.
6. Do you watch/read pornography? With shocking regularity. Even though being a stay-at-home Dad affords me less private time than I’d like, I do my best to take advantage of the occasional breaks in my day to watch or read porn, usually while getting myself off. And while there was a time when I might perv to various forms of visual porn, chances are that if you’re a blogger, you’ve written something hot that I’ve enjoyed.
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Definitely aggressive over passive. I like a woman who knows what she wants sexually and isn’t afraid to take it, or at least voice this desire. I want to make clear that when I say “passive” I do not in any way mean submissive, as a woman who lets me take control is really exciting. But she has to be involved. I doubt I would get much pleasure out of sex with someone who is bored or disinterested.
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll? No. But I lust after quite a few of them.
9. Would you choose love or money? I want to say love. But in the current economic climate, I’d consider money.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Watching a woman masturbate. Fisting/G-spot play. Public sex or sex with an audience.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Not sure; I don’t get this question. Is it asking if someone disrespected me? Crossed a line? I don’t think so. Most of the lines that were crossed in my previous relationships weren’t sexual in nature.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Any place I have sex automatically becomes the most romantic place on Earth.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? A dark room, surrounded by horny guys who wanted to have sex with my wife. That was kind of surreal.
14. Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes. Once Jill and I found ourselves staying at a bed and breakfast, and one of the owners of the place walked in on us. I’m not sure why, if they thought the room was unoccupied or if they were trying to sneak a peek. He apologized and closed the door. This was also surreal.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Of course. You don’t think I go to bars to drink, do you? Our house bar is fully stocked with all manner of alcohol, and it’s much cheaper than it would be at a bar. If I just wanted to get drunk I would be better off doing so at home.
16. Ever been picked up in a bar? Yes. The first time it happened, I was in my twenties. I wasn’t shy or awkward or anything, but I had very limited experience with women persuing me or taking charge – maybe no experience at all at this point in my life – and I was a bit trepidacious. However, it turned out to be a lot of fun.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Beyond polite, closed-mouth kisses, no.
18. Had sex in a movie theater? Yes. Well, not penis-vagina sex, but in my earlier days I used to enjoy the occasional handjob at the movies. In fact, my first handjob was at a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And while that sort of thing doesn’t happen much anymore, Jill and I did fool around in an empty movie theater while she was pregnant with our daughter.
20. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes; see #5.
21. Have you ever had sex at work? I’ve worked in a handful of offices in my time. I’ve had sex in most of them. It’s easier when it’s a smaller office, and you’re certain that there are no hidden security cameras. In two of my former workplaces, I had sex at my boss’ desk.
22. Bought something from an adult store? Yes. We order a lot of our sex toys and accessories online, but we enjoy actually walking into an adult store even if only to browse. The ability to quickly run into such a store is something we took for granted before we became parents, because it’s no longer something we can do as often or impulsively.
23. Do you own any sex toys? I don’t own any; all the ones we have are technically Jill’s.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Many naughty pictures and video clips of me exist. Most, however, are in our possession; a few have been emailed to trusted friends.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? No. I am pretty good about keeping names straight, and generally never got confused. In cases where I might have forgotten, I’ve always managed to avoid addressing the person by name as I’d hate to give the impression that I didn’t find her name important enough to remember after an evening of drinking.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Yes.
27. What’s your favorite sexual position? My favorite is the extremely pleasurable Pondering Jackalope. It’s a position of my own invention, and if you’re nice to me I will share it with you. If you’re hot, I might even do it with you.
28. What’s your favorite sex act? I’d probably go with sexual intercourse itself. There are many different flavors in the sexual spectrum and I love just about all of them. I love to make out, especially if my fingers are allowed to wander at the same time. I could go down on my wife for hours and probably be relatively satisfied even if I didn’t get to cum. And I love it when she goes down on me, because she is skilled, confident and enthusiastic, and clearly she knows exactly what to do in order to turn me on. But there’s something about being inside her, feeling our bodies so perfectly synced, feeling the intimacy and closeness, that pushes fucking to the top of my list.
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Depends how you define sex. If you’re asking if I have somehow split my penis into two separate appendages for the purpose of simultaneous penetration, I have not. However, does making out with one person while fucking another count? I have done this. Does having my cock sucked by one while eating another’s pussy count? I have also done this.
30. How many Sunday Stealing players do you think will not post this meme this week? I’m going to guess that most Sunday Stealing players will not post answers to these questions this week, as most if not all of them did so when they were originally posted more than two and a half years ago.
Jill’s Answers
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Yes. I would consider having sex with a few of my friends. Actually, “consider” doesn’t sound right. I would very much like to have sex with a few of my friends. In the past I think I’ve mentioned an old friend of mine, whose husband is really hot. He’s handsome, funny, and very talented sexually. I would definitely have sex with him, and I’d probably have sex with his wife too. Other friends who come to mind include my best friend, who I recently dreamt I was at a sex club with. I don’t think she’d ever have sex with me because I don’t think she and her husband are that type. Then again, we have hottubbed with them, without suits.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Yes, yes and yes. I love Saturday and Sunday mornings when we wake up and have sex, or any morning when I’m off of work. Since having our baby it’s difficult to have early morning sex and we’re very happy when it does occur. Nights are wonderful. I’m usually very much in the mood at night, especially after thinking about sex for most of the day. However I’m usually tired, and sometimes fall asleep while putting the baby to sleep. The afternoon is great though! I’m always wide awake, and the baby usually naps. If the weather is nice, as it was all summer, our backyard makes a wonderful place to have some fun.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? When facing the bed, I sleep on the right.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No I haven’t. Actually, when I was thinking about my answer I thought, “Has Jack ever given me any money?” This might be something to look into given the state of the economy. I can always use a little extra cash.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Yes and yes. Both are hot, delicious and fun. I love the shower, as it’s more spacious than a bathtub, and we take more showers than baths anyway. It’s a great place to get dirty because you can get clean afterwards without much effort. Lately, while in the shower, I like to get on my knees and suck Jack’s cock while he shampoos my hair, complete with very sensual scalp massage. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever experienced, and the friend who suggested this to us will have us forever in her debt for inspiring us to try it.
6. Do you watch/read pornography? Yes and yes. Porn excites me. If Jack and I are having sex I like to have porn on the television because it sounds like there is another couple (or group) fucking nearby, and this is something that really turns me on. I’m very visually-oriented and we watch a lot of porn during sex. However, I find that I fantasize less during sex when we do. I also like reading porn. A good erotic anthology is perfect for a long car ride or plane trip.
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive. I want someone who takes charge in bed. I like being moved, prodded, flipped over and fucked by someone who puts me where he wants me and does what he wants with me. If he can talk dirty, even better. Although I am pretty aggressive, I have a submissive side and sometimes I want to be dominated. I do not want someone who is bored or just lies there and expects me to always do all the work. That’s a big turn off for me.
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll? I guess Jack doesn’t count, since he and I have the same blog. I don’t think I love any of my fellow bloggers. I appreciate their writing, I’m glad they follow us, and there are quite a few who I would possibly have sex with. And as we have developed some wonderful friendships I have strong feelings for a couple of our fellow bloggers in particular. But I don’t throw the “L” word around easily.
9. Would you choose love or money? Love.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? I like to be tied up, or at least handcuffed. Sometimes Jack ties my wrists to the headboard, but we don’t currently have a headboard so we don’t do this very often. I like being blindfolded, too. Is ass-fucking a kink? Or wearing lingerie? I’m not sure what counts as a kink. How about spanking? I like being spanked. So tied up, blindfolded and spanked.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? I’m not sure what this question means. Like, has anyone ever tried to shove his cock in my ass without lube, without asking or even discussing it beforehand? Because if that’s what it means, yes. Someone has gone beyond my personal whatever. (No, it wasn’t Jack.)
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? On a beach at sunset was very romantic. And I’ve had sex on a boat, too. That was pretty romantic.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Probably the play structure at a local park.
14. Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes, a few times. Once a boyfriend’s roommate walked in on us, but I think that was something they had arranged beforehand, and not actually an instance of being walked in on. Another time, Jack and I were overheard by a pizza delivery guy, but that’s probably not what they mean. One time we were vacationing with my family. Jack and I had a room to ourselves, but there was no lock on the door. One morning we were naked and fooling around under the covers, and one of my sisters walked in on us. She probably didn’t even realize that we were doing anything, but Jack was really hard, and I was worried that the tent he was making in the blankets was obvious. I really try not to be having sex anywhere that my parents might walk in on me.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Heck yeah! There were times when I was single and looking to get laid that I would visit a local bar in the hopes of finding someone to take home with me, or go home with.
16. Ever been picked up in a bar? Yes, though probably not since my twenties.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Yes and yes. Jack has been asking me to write about the experience for the blog, and as soon as I have some time, I will do that. (It’ll probably be awhile.)
18. Had sex in a movie theater? Does a drive-in movie theater count? We actually went to a regular (non-drive-in) movie theater about a year and a half ago and, finding ourselves the only two people there, we did have a little fun. It was limited to manual and oral stimulation.
20. Had sex in a bathroom? Definitely! Usually we’re in the shower although there have been a couple times when we’ve found ourselves on the bathroom floor. In fact, our Blogger profile picture, as well as our Twitter avatars, were taken on the bathroom floor.
21. Have you ever had sex at work? No, I haven’t. Being a teacher, this seems like a sure-fire way to lose my credential and probably get put on some kind of sex offender registry.
22. Bought something from an adult store? All sorts of things: Condoms, lube, movies, toys, lingerie, and bachelorette party crap.
23. Do you own any sex toys? Yes, lots of them!
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Jack has plenty of naughty pictures of me, but no film. We don’t really use film anymore.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? When fantasizing during sex, we sometimes use different names. But it’s not something I’ve ever done by accident.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Yeah! Not the only form, but a very fun one.
27. What’s your favorite sexual position? I’d have to say doggy style. I like this one because I love how deep Jack’s cock gets. Also it’s kind of a submissive position. It doesn’t always have to be, but the thought of Jack looming over me, maybe holding my face down against the mattress or pillows, and grabbing my hips or pulling my hair while he thrusts is really hot. Cowgirl is a close second, though. Sometimes I want to have control of the rhythm, speed, and angle. Both are hot, but doggy style is my favorite.
28. What’s your favorite sex act? Sucking cock. I like sexual intercourse very much, and for that matter I love having my pussy eaten. But I really love sucking cock because it engages almost all of my senses. I love the way it tastes – not just the taste of cum, but of the cock itself. I love hearing the sounds Jack makes, and knowing that I am responsible for those sounds. I love the feel of his cock throbbing in my mouth as he gets close to cumming. I love it all.
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? We’ve had a threesome. I think that counts.
30. How many Sunday Stealing players do you think will not post this meme this week? Probably not many. It’s pretty old.
Great answers! I feel like I learned alot about you guys from this post. And now I’m tempted to steal it for next Sunday…seriously thinking about that.
Jack, I’m glad you’ve only gotten naked for crack, not money. That makes you classy, not a whore!
Oh I am SO stealing this you sexy beasts!
Cougar in Training: You should! We’d love to read your answers!
GoodWill: We loved your answers!
Nice job, I might have to copy the questions and answer them even though it’s been over a week since this meme went up. I had some great visuals thanks to those answers!
We’re really glad you stole these questions from us! We had a great time learning more about you!