Talking Heads video by Jonathan Demme – Stop Making Sense. Great film, great music. Click here to enjoy.
Jack’s Answers
1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?
My features would include a turbocharged engine with blow-off valve (much sexier than a dump valve), ball bearings, a stick shift, and of course a camshaft. I don’t know what specific car I would be, just that I’d be whatever the ladies like to ride. But in case the ladies didn’t like to ride me, I’d make sure I also came with a stroker kit.
2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
Beats me. Carport?
3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….
…go more than two hours without masturbating. My mom is heading home after a week, and as much as I love her, she is as much of an impediment to my rigorous masturbation schedule as my daughter is. Therefore, once she’s out the door I am going to double-bolt it, put my phone on silent, give my kid a few books to read and scribble in, lock myself in my bedroom, and read some hot blogs, probably while watching porn.
4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?
I went quite a few years without taking a shower when I was a little kid and only took baths. My longest period between showers, however, is far shorter.
5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?
While drinking in a bar with some members of Jill’s family, I noticed a friend of mine, a uniformed cop, standing outside. I snuck out of the bar and had him cuff me and stage a fake arrest. Classic Jack.
Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?
I’m not one to engage in gossip, but our sometime third is dating the ex-husband of a friend of ours, and the nature of that brief, incredibly dysfunctional marriage has made for some very eye-opening revelations about this friend.
Jill’s Answers
1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?
I will refrain from making the very obvious Hummer joke and go with a sixty-nine Mustang. I love Mustangs, and while the 1969 model year wasn’t my favorite, I certainly love the number sixty-nine. My features would include big headlights, lots of junk in the trunk, and a very comfortable interior.
2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
I can’t imagine hiding an elephant anywhere. I don’t think we have the room. But if we had a bigger house, I would hide an elephant in the master bathroom, right beside the shower. I miss having one of those removable hand-held showerheads that you can masturbate with, and I think the elephant’s trunk would be able to serve this purpose. Does that count as beastiality?
3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….
Wear panties.
4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?
When I was a kid I went to Outdoor Ed, which is basically camping in cabins with your fifth grade class. I went three entire days without taking a shower. Luckily we all brought plenty of deodorant. These days when we go camping we choose a location that has showers.
5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?
My sister was in the hospital for minor surgery. When she woke up post-operation, we brought in balloons, a pink teddy bear, and a sign congratulating her on the birth of her daughter. She was so loopy from the combination of anesthesia and pain medication that we had her going for a good five minutes or so. She actually asked, “Can I see her?”
Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?
I found out that the F.A.C. – my school’s Faculty Advisory Committee – is meeting behind the principal’s back in order to complain about him and his decision-making. I think they’re conspiring to get him fired. Sorry, it’s not the juiciest piece of gossip imaginable. I wish I had something better to post, something like Jack having a secret illegitimate child with his best friend’s wife. Actually I don’t wish that. That would be horrible.
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Jill: great prank on your sister, I wish I could be that creative. Also, would never be without a removable shower head. I hate hotels for their fixed shower heads. Damn them, don’t they know a girl has needs 🙂
Happy TMI Tuesday
LMAO!! can I see her?? hahaha!! good one Jill!!
Jack, hiding the elephant in the room is genius! Everyone will see it but ignore it.
Jill, the thought of you not wearing panties today…
LOVE both of your pranks. Classic!!!
Jack, I have no idea what I was thinking when I commented on your answer to the elephant question. I blame the meds…Sorry!
Jack and Jill – both great pranks. I am inspired to try both.
Jill – Is the trunk beastiality? Nope, only if the trunk itself touches your naughty parts!
“Junk in the trunk” is a BRILLIANT thing to mention. Kudos to you and your creativity, ma’am!!
Jack — loved your answer to number three and Jill your elephant answer had me smiling — and the prank — classic.
@Jack:
1. Hahaha…a stroker kit. I love to drive a stick, and I’m damn good at it.
2. *giggle*
3. Would you mind filming this for me? Thanks. 🙂
4. (smart ass)
@Jill:
*hugs her for an inappropriately long time* 😉
1. Okay I really laughed out loud at this. You’ll refrain from the obvious Hummer (which didn’t even pop into my head) but instead you go with a 69 Mustang?! LOL LOL…nothing obvious there.
Ooooh, I want a Jill ’69 Mustang.
2. laughing hysterically and moving on….
3. Good. Bend over. Take pics.
5. Heeheheheeheeheehee. That is a really good prank. Oh so funny that she fell for it. Poor woman.
Bonus: Oh dear, that situation at school is not going to end well and there may be a lot of fallout that the conspirators hadn’t even thought of. Stay clear.
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-H
Jack, #3 Wow, sounds like someone is having a wank-a-thon! Enjoy!
Jill, #3 Always a good plan!
@Jack…love your answer for #3. #5 is a good one!
@Jill…lmao “nig jeadlights, lots of junk in the trunk”..Woohooo for NO Panties!!!Great prank…i wouldn’t have been able to keep as straight face…
I LOVE your car thoughts… they are brilliant!!
And I love your pranks too LOL
Jill, I think that is an awesome way to use an elephant’s trunk!!
~Kazi xxx
Great answers, I thought I was being original as well Jack with the answer to #4. I guess great minds think alike.
Make sure you let us know if you both do what you promised to do today!
I enjoyed reading both of your answers to the questions. I especially liked both of your answers to #1.
Jack-
Hahaha love the answer for one! 🙂
Hope you got some “you” time lol!
Jill-
Great car choice- I love mustangs! Especially the older models.
Wear panties- good answer (me too- oddly enough I never wear them except under a skirt / dress and when I am NOT wearing pants).
~viemoira
Tame: Our next house has two removable shower heads, one in each bathroom! The thought of immediately using them once we’re moved in takes the stress out!
ALuv: Her reaction was priceless!
Cougar in Training: Jack says when in doubt blame it on the meds. Also, you need to finish that sentence. The thought of me not wearing panties today WHAT? I’m not going to be able to function until I know!
Vincent: What a relief! I was worried people would think I was some kind of freak.
Mia: Thanks for the praise! I’m quite proud of my junky trunk.
mijena: I can confirm that Jack didn’t quite go every two hours, but apparently he did okay.
Hedone: Jack did film the whole day’s fun and needs an email address to send it to. Thanks for the hug! Inappropriately-long hugs are the best, especially when there is some feelup. There’s feelup, right?
Mrs Discontented: No panties, usually with a skirt, is a fun and sexy way for a teacher like me to quietly rebel.
Katie Archer: I’m surprised that we all did keep a straight face! Luckily we didn’t have to for very long!
KaziGrrl: Yay! Another person who thinks my elephant thing is not only normal but awesome!
AHubbyof2SexualMinds: I did in fact go without panties. Jack says he got off every three or three and a half hours. He needed it, the poor guy. His mom was with us all week.
derserotica: Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for the comment! We hope you’ll be back!
viemoira: Somehow you always seemed like a Mustang gal! So cool!
-Jill