I am a Graham Norton fan. He has a newish show called “Would You Rather” that airs on BBC America (you know the Top Gear-Gordon Ramsay channel…ugh!!). I grabbed these fun questions from WYR.
Jack’s Answers
1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.
I’d go with the socks, mainly because while the thought of my feet in the same nasty socks every day for two years is distasteful, I wouldn’t have to wash my feet for half an hour prior to engaging in sex (though I probably should). If I was going to wear a dirty pair of underwear every day, I imagine it would cut down on the spontaneity. Actually, it doesn’t say every day; presumably I’d just be wearing them on the days wherein I wear socks. In theory I wouldn’t have to wear the unwashed pair of socks if I was going to wear, say, flip flops.
2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.
I’m going to go with “eaten by a giant baby”, because I ate a baby once, and I see no reason not to choose the new experience.*
3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?
I’ll go with stealing money from my paternal Grandfather, who never liked me. Plus, as he died more than fifteen years ago, I would have find a way to journey back to the past in order to accomplish this, and presumably when I was finished I could zip back to the present-day and never get caught.
4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?
I’d prefer to be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats. The only practical reason to put an open jar of bees in my pants is for the swelling, and my cock swells just fine without the aid of a bunch of pissed-off stinging insects.
5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?
I’ll probably go with the smaller head. When I say that I want a lot of head, that doesn’t mean that I want a physically large one.
Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.
I’ve had sex in a sex club with all eyes on us (albeit no spotlight), and it was a lot of fun. I’m not sure I would enjoy being gang-banged, so if I had to choose I’d gladly repeat the sex club experience.
Jill’s Answers
1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.
I would go with wearing unwashed socks for two years. I wouldn’t want to scare off potential sexual partners with dirty underwear. But I would be much happier going commando and barefoot.
2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.
I can’t imagine eating any baby, even an ugly one (or maybe especially an ugly one). Being eaten by a giant baby sounds better. Plus, if the baby is that big, he or she may just swallow me whole. That couldn’t hurt that much, could it?
3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?
I don’t think I could steal from my grandchild. I love my baby with all my heart, and I imagine that I will love my grandchild just as much. Therefore I don’t think I could bear to hurt him or her. Sorry, Grandpa, but I would have to steal from you. Of course, my Grandpa was so loving that I’m sure he would forgive me.
4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?
Definitely vampire bats, because I’d much rather be bitten than stung!
5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?
I think a smaller head is much creepier than a larger one. Plus, aren’t those urban vinyl figures and bobbleheads popular? Having a larger head might revitalize my social standing!
Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.
I actually have had sex at a sex club with others watching and masturbating, and I loved how exciting that was, so let’s do it again with a spotlight this time! I like this better than the other choice, because it doesn’t specify whether the strangers are hot men or scary, unwashed drug addicts. I’m not taking any chances.
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*Edit: I have not actually eaten a baby. I’ve eaten baby carrots, though. They’re pretty good. – Jack
Jack, you ate a baby one? not sure I want to know…LOL
Seems like the vampire bats are the way to go.
You both did a club and didn’t let me know? sigh
Jack elaborate on the baby part! curious here!!
Jill I am with you on #1 🙂 and according to my grandmother you love your grandkids more than you love your own kids…isn’t that weird?
Loved the answers!!
good stuff!!! glad to see the sense of humor with these questions & answers.
@Jill, the “ugly baby” was funny.
@Jack, your “baby” answer…well, ignorance is bliss 😉
Happy TMI!!!
Jack:
1 – Your thought process cracks me up…
3 – If he never liked you, eff him and steal some for me too!
4 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jill:
2 – I laughed when you mentioned ugly babies, like somehow it might be ok to eat one of those. I doubt being swallowed whole would hurt too much, but imagine those stomach acids… OUCH!
4 – You might get a toy named after you!
Bonus – Safety first!
swelling, i’m in your club, i feel ya
baby carrots are good, baby peas are better, but the Baby itself, well, that’s just the tastiest of ’em all
@Jack:
1. Oh, nice. Way to get out of wearing funky socks.
2. *giggle*, *snort*
4. hahaha…now that’s TMI
5. smart ass. :p
Bonus: No redos!
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@Jill:
2. Yes, get swallowed whole. Why didn’t I think of that?
5. LOL LOL
Bonus: Umm…yes, by all means be safe. 😮
Happy TMI Tuesday Jack & Jill. Your answers were fun, and sometimes even sensible 🙂
-H
Great answers and very practical. And what’s this about eating ugly babies??
~Kazi xxx
Commando and barefoot would be much better! I’d just dust the socks with baby powder or deodorant spray often. I wear flip flops more often than not anyway so it wouldn’t be too big of an issue. I can’t imagine wearing the same pair undies several times in a row, much less 365 days straight. Gross.
Vampire bats would be preferable, too! I hate bees and insects. Anything the crawls, flies, stings? Blech. Plus, vampire bats mostly prey on livestock and as long as I don’t disrupt them, they’d never bother me. 😀
Enjoyed reading y’alls answers, as usual. Happy Tuesday!
I found all of those questions disturbing, except for the last one. Ha!
I’d choose to steal from anyone who didn’t like me too. It doesn’t look like too many people are going with the dirty underwear. The smell. Oh god, the smell.
Jack:
2- LOL at choosing a new experience!
4- Glad to read that you swell accordingly without aid of the bees. 🙂
5- LOL! I like the way you’ve explained it.
Bonus: I wish I were there to watch.
Jill:
1- I hear you on going commando and barefoot.
3- Wonderful to have a loving grandpa — fitting for a loving grand daugther.
5 – A larger head revitalizing one’s social standing? I like that idea!
Happy TMI-Tuesday!
Great answers, mostly the same as mine. But the vampire bats get to me, I don’t think I could do that.
Haha, I can’t say I often get through reading a whole meme post… BUT, I did this time! Jack, I love your answer to the baby eating question and Jill I think you’re big-head/small-head answer is spot on. Big heads are cool.