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Frisky in the 916: Where filthy sex and Pokemon collide
Today we ripped off a blogger named Kyogres* from the blog Hero of the BlueFlames. It’s long so we will do it in parts. It was stolen from Nerdish.But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player’s posts. It’s a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!
Cheers to all of us thieves!
Jack’s Answers
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Yes, because everyone uses iTunes. Nice try. However, for the sake of not being an argumentative prick, I’ll play along. The first six songs that come up when I put my all-purpose playlist on random mode are:
Marilyn Manson – If I Was Your Vampire
Michael Franti & Spearhead ft. Cherine Anderson – Say Hey (I Love You)
Janis Ian – Days Like These
Naughty By Nature – Hip Hop Hooray
Louis Prima – Oh Marie
Ella Fitzgerald ft. Duke Ellington – Take the A Train
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
My instinct was to say that there are a lot of sexy blogging friends we’ve made, many of whom I would love to be able to board a plane and go visit, hopefully for the purpose of mind-blowing, no-strings-attached sex. And this is completely true, but I’m going to mention Rachel Rey specifically, because the last time this question was asked, she mentioned me. Although as I said before, there are a lot of bloggers I’d enjoy meeting, she’s the only one that I’m guessing wouldn’t file a restraining order if I came to visit. Plus I promised to massage her gluteus maximus after her successful completion of a triathlon today.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
“beyond the face of a wall.”
4) What do you think about most?
Sex. I’m a pretty thoughtful guy and think about lots of different things, from writing, to my family, to what I’d like to have for dinner tomorrow night. But all of these things pale in comparison to sex, which is at the forefront of my mind at all times. In fact, at some level I’m convinced that sex is a motivator for most of what I do and therefore most of what I think about.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
“No problem…what did u do?”
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Usually I sleep without clothes on, especially if it’s warm but sometimes when it’s not. If it’s really cold, I might wear anything from boxers to sweatpants, but I almost never wear a shirt to bed. I’m not crazy about the constrictiveness of clothing when I’m awake, much less when I’m asleep. I enjoy the feel of cool – or warm, depending on the weather – sheets against my body, and I assume that when the baby is old enough to enter our room and get into bed with us on her own, I will no longer be able to sleep naked, so I’m taking advantage while I can.
7) What’s your strangest talent?
The last time this question came up in Sunday Stealing, I claimed the ability to play the oboe with my asshole. This was obviously a joke; it’s actually the bagpipes that I play rectally.
8) Women…. (finish the sentence); Men…. (finish the sentence)
…are the gender I like to fuck; …are cool, but I’m not into fucking them.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
No, although the fact that I sometimes exchange micropoetry with Rachel Rey means that poetry has been written to me (just not exactly about me).
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I’ve never played the air guitar. I hope that this bit of Jack trivia improves your opinion of me rather than tarnishes it.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
I don’t think any of my phobias are strange. One of my biggest fears involves being chased through an Office Depot store by a sixteen-foot-tall stapler while an army of anthropomorphic Liquid Paper bottles taunt me with flaming Sharpies. But that one is pretty common.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Do fingers count? Probably not, since they’re part of my body and thus not foreign. I’m pretty sure I’ve used an nasal aspirator. Let’s go with that.
13) What’s your religion?
I don’t have one. I was raised Catholic, though I don’t really practice, and in fact don’t require any sort of -ism to get me through life. I suppose that if atheism and antitheism were religions, I’d select one or both of them. Fortunately, they’re not.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Taking a walk with my daughter. Playing with her at the park. Scoping out single or stay-at-home Moms who are also out with their own kids. Flirting innocently with same as we push our children on the swings. Tweeting while I should be paying attention to my kid on the slide.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
I prefer to be behind it, as I think Jill is a much nicer piece of eye candy than I am. However, whenever we’ve posted a picture of me I am flattered by positive comments from women who are probably overwhelmed with desire and arousal
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Red Hot Chili Peppers, just like the last time you asked.
17) What was the last lie you told?
I have no idea. I do my best to tell the truth whenever possible, to the extent that I can’t always think of a recent lie I’ve told. I’m guessing that it had something to do with Jill’s family, i.e. telling them that we had a prior obligation to get us out of a family function.
18) Do you believe in karma?
Not really. While believing in karma is comforting after some asshole cuts you off on the freeway, or gets away with murder, I don’t believe that there is any real order to the universe. It seems like the worst people get treated the best, and the decent people struggle to get ahead and usually fail. Then again, perhaps that is the order to the universe.
19) What does your URL mean?
“Frisky” refers to the state of being in the mood for sex, which Jill and I frequently are; “916” refers to the area code where Jill and I lived when we began blogging; “cpl” is short for “couple”.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
I’m a sucker for a beautiful woman. Scratch that. I’m going with bullets. Like Lola did to Clapton, a beautiful woman can have me on my knees in seconds, but I usually get up again. A hail of bullets, though, will kill me dead in seconds. I’m afraid I’m not Superman. As for my greatest strength, I would say that I am an emotionally-faithful husband, loyal friend, and loving father. I would say that, but the urge to go with my sexual prowess instead is far too great.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
I’m so out of touch that while I can name celebrities my ability to put a name to a face isn’t what it once was, and now that I mention it I don’t usually crush over celebrities. It’s just not my way. In the past I admired plenty of female celebrities, and sure I’d probably bang any of the current crop of Hollywood starlets given the chance. But that’s not the same as a crush; I’m more likely to have a crush on someone I know personally as the public image of a celebrity isn’t quite enough to get me to “crush” mode. You know what? I’m going to pick Mary Tyler Moore, if only because shes “trending now” on Yahoo!, and I’d like nothing more than to finish this question so I can move on to the next one.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes, quite often. My parents have a swimming pool, and on occasion when the weather allows, Jill and I will sneak into the yard after they’re asleep and take a dip au naturel. Additionally, when camping with Jill’s family, we invariably find ourselves naked and treading water in some murky lake. Despite the muck and the small biting fish, it’s a lot of fun.
23) How do you vent your anger?
I tend to be pretty happy, generally. While there are things that make me angry I do my best to keep my emotions in check, not because I think that we should hide our feelings but because my daughter is going to wonder what the hell is wrong with me if I flip out. I find that writing helps to express my negative emotions, and of course an orgasm helps as well. If I had the time, I’d probably play video games, as committing horrific acts of violence against something that cannot feel pain is a healthy, harmless outlet for one’s anger.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
Books. I can’t get enough of phyical reading material (as opposed to electronic media). There are ten bookcases in our current abode, each of them full-to-bursting with all manner of books (mostly non-fiction). Three entire bookcases are filled with books on film study and analysis. It’s a passion of mine.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
As I’m not crazy about talking on the phone – in fact, I send a hell of a lot more texts than I make phone calls – I’d much rather video chat, but only when there’s the possibility of nudity. In other words, if I’m talking to, say, my parents, I’d prefer to do so on the phone.
Jill’s Answers
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Dean Martin – Return to Me (Ritorna Me)
April March – Chick Habit
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Tearjerker
Todd Rundgren – Can We Still Be Friends
Led Zeppelin – Hey Hey What Can I Do
Dropkick Murphys – Oi Oi Oi
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Definitely one (or hopefully more) of the many friends we’ve made through blogging and on Twitter. I couldn’t possibly pick just one!
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
“For example, if You had asked me back in my Chris-“
4) What do you think about most?
Sex, money, our baby. And Jack, of course. There’s really no particular hierarchy here. These are simply the four things that I think of most, in no particular order. I guess I think about work an awful lot as well.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
“We’re meeting here at 5 to have drinks.”
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I don’t sleep with clothes on. If my in-laws are staying over, I keep clothes nearby so that I can put them on quickly in case the baby starts crying and I have to go check on her in her room.
7) What’s your strangest talent?
I can roll my tongue, and flip it over sideways. It’s a fun trick, and Jack loves it when I do it when I’m giving him a blowjob.
8) Women…. (finish the sentence); Men…. (finish the sentence)
…are hot; …are sexy
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Jack writes me a sonnet every year on my birthday. He also came up with, and sometimes sings to me, a song about my pussy sung to the tune of the “My Bologna Has a First Name” song from the old Oscar Meyer TV commercials. [Editor’s note: We answered these questions in a restaurant. While trying to determine the tune to which her pussy song is sung, Jill sang the first line – which does in fact contain the word “pussy” – a bit loudly for polite company.]
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I don’t play air guitar. I might play air drums once in awhile, but I have to be really drunk.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Most of my phobias are fairly common. I’m afraid of snakes, for example. No less a personality than Indiana Jones was also afraid of snakes, so I don’t think that’s all that strange. However, when I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I refuse to look in the mirror when I’m washing my hands. This is because I never turn the bathroom light on when I’m half asleep, and I’m afraid of the shadows playing tricks on me. I don’t want to see the reflection of a street light in the mirror and think it’s Bloody Mary or something.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No, but I’ve had a foreign object up my ass.
13) What’s your religion?
I was raised Catholic and still consider myself Catholic. However, I am very proud of my ability to take what suits me from the teachings of the Catholic Church, notably the Golden Rule, while ignoring or condemning outright the bigotry, the church’s stance on sexuality and reproductive issues, and its apparent condonation of child sexual abuse.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
I’m probably taking a walk, or if I’m on the balcony, having sex. Since moving to our new place, we no longer have a backyard, and we don’t even have to leave the building to dump the garbage. If I’m at work, though, I’m probably supervising students at recess.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
I prefer to be in front of it. I love it when Jack takes pictures of me. He makes me feel very comfortable, confident, and sexy.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
The Beach Boys.
17) What was the last lie you told?
I said I had a doctor’s appointment in order to get out of work. We aren’t allowed to take personal days.
18) Do you believe in karma?
Yes. I feel like if you do something bad, something is going to – or at least should – bite you in the ass. If you do something good, you should be rewarded. I guess it really doesn’t work out that way most of the time. My own sense of right and wrong and the belief that you should treat others how you want to be treated, more than karma, makes me a caring, decent person.
19) What does your URL mean?
What, like the URL of our blog? It means “Frisky 916 [our former area code] couple.”
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
My greatest weakness is probably that I put everyone ahead of me. Maybe it comes from being the second-eldest of a very large family, but I find that I am used to taking on a lot of responsibility, and sometimes “me” time suffers because of it. I am trying to change this. My greatest strength is my conscientiousness. I have a standard for every task I undertake and I am very serious about accomplishing it to that standard. I would also like to think that I am a very good mother.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Mark Ruffalo. He has the same dark features and intensity that I used to find so hot in Jason Patric.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes. I love being naked in the water. The excitement of the cool water on my bare skin is amplified by the thrill that comes with the risk of being caught.
23) How do you vent your anger?
If I’m alone in the car, I sometimes scream or vocalize my feelings. Other times, I cry. Here’s my answer from the last time this question came up:
I scream. I cry. I punch people in the eye. Actually, I don’t punch anybody. I just wanted to rhyme. And I only scream if I’m alone in the car and there’s no chance of anyone knocking on the window and asking what my problem is.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
I have a bunch of Tinkerbell stuff that Jack has gotten me. I’ve always liked the character.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
I prefer video chatting online, although I don’t do it nearly as often as talking on the phone. When I’m in the car on my way home from work, I sometimes call Jack, as it makes my drive go faster. Usually our conversation turns into a detailed plan of what we’d like to do to each other when I get home, and needless to say it would be a lot hotter if I was able to see him while we were talking about this.
*Kyogres stole virtually all of these questions from previous Sunday Stealing installments.
there is nothing in the world that can break me out of bad….unless it’s “Say Hey” by Michael Franti & Spearhead
I KNEW it wasn’t just me who was positive we had answered the vast majority of these answers before!!
Lol Mary Tyler Moore!