Is there anything that you won’t do sexually? Other than kids and animals…at least I’m hoping that’s part of your answer! But I’m looking for something that’s more mainstream that you won’t do. And why?

First off, we would like to state emphatically that neither of us is interested in kids or animals, even on a fantasy level.  Both are unable to consent to sex, and it is for this reason that, even if we didn’t find the thought of fucking either a child or an animal absolutely repellent, we would still abstain from doing so.

Beyond these two activities, there are only a few things within the sexual realm that we have absolutely ruled out doing.  Since none of these things are illegal or otherwise involve absence of consent, we don’t judge anyone who enjoys these things in the slightest.  They’re just not for us.

None of these things are particularly mainstream, however.  We actually can’t think of much in the way of so-called mainstream sex that we would absolutely never try, or at the very least consider.  Fisting?  Of course.  Group sex?  Absolutely.  Anal?  Definitely.  Exhibitionism/Voyeurism?  Two of our absolute favorite things ever.

The first two things that immediately came to mind when we read the question are watersports and coprophilia.  As parents, we would seem awfully hypocritical if we made a face everytime we changed a diaper – hey, we’re only human – but then incorporated pee and poop into our bedroom activities.

Two other things that we’re pretty sure we’ll never try are breath play and electrostimulation.  Regarding the former, we’ve both experienced near drownings, and are far too conscious of our airways.  The thought of elective electrocution doesn’t appeal either; in both cases, the risks of these activities far outweigh the perceived benefits; in other words, if either of these things were something we just had to try, we might take the risk.  As they’re not, we won’t.

There are other things that we aren’t against the idea of trying but for one reason or another we’ll probably never around to.  Both anal fisting and double penetration (anal and vaginal as opposed to vaginal and oral) seem unlikely due to the logistics and mechanics involved.  Also, things like Jill-to-Jack pegging and Jack having sex with a guy will probably never happen, as they don’t turn Jill on in the least.  This is fortunate as Jack isn’t particularly interested in making either one of these happen anyway.

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