This week’s
TMI Tuesday idea is brought to you by
Mistress Gail who was inspired by the handy little app that allows you to add anything to your Amazon gift list–the universal wish list button.
Let your imaginations run free because we want to know what secret something or someone you’d add to your wishlist.
Jack’s Answers
1. We all know and love a Top 10 list, who or what is number one on your wishlist?
Jill is, always has been, and always will be my number one. I know I come across as some sort of shameless lothario – and I am – but my wife and the mother of my child is truly the woman of my dreams.
2. Tell us 2 naughty things you’d put on your wishlist and 2 more naughty or nice things you’d add to the list.
For my first naughty thing I’d go with the Bo. It’s a rechargeable cock ring by world-renowned toy manufacturer LELO. I’ve never used a cock ring before, and to be honest I’ve always been a bit leery about the idea of restricting blood flow to or from my cock. But to tell the truth I couldn’t think of too many naughty gifts I really want, and if someone got me one of these as a gift, I’d at least give it a try. For my second naughty thing, I’d like a threesome. I can go with something non-tangible, right? If so, that’s what I choose. As for my two nice things, I’d go with a teleporter, as I’ve been working on one for months for the express purpose of zipping around the world to meet faraway friends for sex – so does that count as a naughty gift? I’m going to say it’s a nice gift, as I might use it for regular vanilla travel as well. The other nice gift I’d like is a masseuse. I figure Jill can benefit from this too.
I said masseuse, not masseur, thank you very much.
While I can’t see myself not bringing the error to the attention of the company that shipped him, I would probably get enormous satisfaction out of wrapping Fireman Sam up and dropping him into some sort of charity receptacle at Christmastime. Unfortunately just about every charity that I know of requires that its gifts be unwrapped. Therefore, if I was going to use him for some nefarious holiday mischief, it would probably involve a white elephant gift exchange.
4. The miss-delivery is sorted and you get the right order. Because of the mix-up you’ve also received a free gift voucher for one of many new accessories available to enhance your new wishlist item. What do you choose?
Either a crash helmet for the teleporter, or else a mini jaws-of-life for the LELO Bo, just in case.
There’s actually a fetish community that revolves around penis/jaws-of-life interaction.
5. Your best friend arrives at your back door just as the courier (who is to die for) arrives at the front door with your accessory delivery. What do you do? (choose one)
a) usher your friend away because it’s ALL YOURS! and you can’t wait, let alone share
b) tell your friend to come inside with the intent to have them join in
c) what the heck, two’s company, four’s an orgy! (invite the courier in as well)
While I can think of a few friends – male and female – who I wouldn’t mind joining me in an orgy or some other type of group sex situation, my best friend probably isn’t one of them. I love you, you were my Best Man, but seriously, fuck off, dude. So in other words, I’m going with “a”.
Bonus: Do you have a real wish list in the works? If yes, what’s on it?
No, I don’t have one. Anyone who knows me personally will probably say this is bullshit, but we have way too much stuff as it is, especially for the amount of space we have. We don’t really need any material goods, certainly not the sort that one might put on a wishlist. That’s why, whenever some well-meaning friend or relation asks me what I want for Christmas or my birthday, I tell them nothing, but if they press the issue I give them a variety of gift card options. They’re easy to store until use.
Jill’s Answers
1. We all know and love a Top 10 list, who or what is number one on your wishlist?
“What” would be travel. [editor’s note: Travel? Seriously, honey? Travel is number one?] I’d love to have a disposable income that I could spend on travel, and a schedule that allows it. There are so many places in the world that I’d love to visit, and have sex in: A beach on the Mediterranean Sea, a castle in Ireland, a Swiss chalet, a cabana in the tropics, the Eiffel Tower, the International Space Station.
Space travel is still travel.
2. Tell us 2 naughty things you’d put on your wishlist and 2 more naughty or nice things you’d add to the list.
The two naughty things I’d put on my wishlist are a swing, because I’ve always wanted one, I’d love to try some form of sex during suspension, and I’m not particularly into BDSM; and a LELO Soraya, which I think would make a great alternative to my trusty Rabbit vibrator. The two nice things I’d add would be a private jet and a full-time nanny for our daughter. Both of these things are technically “nice” things, but they would be used to facilitate lots of naughtiness.
3. Your order has been mixed up and instead of your selected gift you receive Fireman Sam (see http://mollysdailykiss.com/2011/12/07/inflation/). What do you do?
Um…return it? I guess it depends on what I actually ordered. If what I ordered was cheaper than Fireman Sam I might keep it and see if I could throw it on Craigslist for most of the retail price. Blowup dolls are not really my thing, so I doubt I would use it myself. Now, if it was a real fireman, I’d use him for sure! Imagine how much safer I’d feel knowing that I had a live-in firefighter to put out any fires that might break out at home, and maybe ignite a few in my bed.
Not what I meant.
4. The miss-delivery is sorted and you get the right order. Because of the mix-up you’ve also received a free gift voucher for one of many new accessories available to enhance your new wishlist item. What do you choose?
I’d like a free strap-on to go with the nanny I asked for in #2.
5. Your best friend arrives at your back door just as the courier (who is to die for) arrives at the front door with your accessory delivery. What do you do? (choose one)
a) usher your friend away because it’s ALL YOURS! and you can’t wait, let alone share
b) tell your friend to come inside with the intent to have them join in
c) what the heck, two’s company, four’s an orgy! (invite the courier in as well)
I’ll go with “c”. My best friend is really hot, and even though she isn’t the type to let me try out my free strap-on on her, it’s my scenario so I say she is. And I don’t care about the identity of the courier, as long as it’s a guy, but Jack would have to be present. This way I can fulfill my two-guys-at-once fantasy, and Jack gets to fulfill his fucking-my-best-friend fantasy.
Bonus: Do you have a real wish list in the works? If yes, what’s on it?
See my answer to #2. That’s my wish-list. In addition, I’d also like a pilot for the jet (preferably a hot, strapping, hung guy), a cook (either sex, must also be hot), and a luxury car with a driver (yes, must be hot).
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as always you guys make it so fun!! Jill I am with you on the #1 *grins* i couldn’t stop fantasizing when I was reading it! 🙂
Happy TMI
Can I be your live in nanny please? X
A teleporter, a masseuse, and a swing… I think i’ll adding those to my list, thank you.
Jill, I can drive, and some a little flying experience, wink wink.
I loved it! I laughed at Jack’s suggestion of dropping the fireman off at a charaity at Christmas, could you imagine the lucky person to recieve him? I am right there with you Jill as far as travel. I have been lucky though to tracel quite a bit in the last 8 years for work and I have gotten to see every corner of this country but I’d like to expand to involve a few other countries to my list.
looks like Fireman Sam did a splosion, i was the moderator of the jaws-of-life fetish board, but it got mysteriously deleted, don’t know what happened, i tried to be a strict but kind mod, space travel is for me, i want to travel to the point beyond the universe, great stuff as always
…and yes, it is time-honored 😉
I am married to a former firefighter.. trust me being in the bay when they come back from a run is NOT the place for a girl like me, especially if I have the desire to walk normally in public for a while. Ahem..Mine are too old for a nanny can I get me a hot male sitter?? I can think of all kinds of things I ‘need’ in the day when I am alone.. Jack at least her travel involved having sex. Why are men so uncomfortable with the thought of their woman with them and another man but will ing to jump if it’s her and another woman?? I protest. My hubby is the same way, all for FFM but ixnay on the MFM.. which is MY fantasy.
Jack: Your answer for #1 is so freaking sweet.
Sign me up for the teleporter and a messeuse, too! Both would be highly useful to have on hand. 😀
Fireman Sam being passed off at a secret gift exchange would be pretty hilarious. More so if a very uptight person recieved him, lol.
Jill: I love your answer for #1! There are so very many places I’d absolutely love to visit and would, if free time and finances allowed.
Sex swings are fun! I used to have one but we don’t currently have room for one right now. Soon I hope that changes. 😀
A sexy live-in fireman? Mmmm. 😀
As always, love reading y’alls answers! Happy Tuesday!
I hope you achieve your dream of fucking in the International Space Station!
Jill and I are both walking about with strap-ons, what a photo op that would make!!
and as always I love the accompanying photos, nice touch!! 😀
~Kazi xxx
Jack:
#1: Awwwwwwww!
#2: You and your teleporter crack me up!
#3: A charity – BRILLIANT! Hey, homeless/poor/hungry/sick people need love too!
Bonus: Yep!
Jill:
#1: I don’t care what Jack says – I LOVE this answer!
#2: I see lots of people mentioning Lelo products. Perhaps I should check them out…
#3: LOL! Great answer!!!
Bonus: You have it all planned out, don’t ya?!
I’d be happy to share my massage therapist with you guys. He’s adorable. I want to take him home with me after every massage.
Then again, I give pretty good massages too. I’m just not as cute as the guy I see 😉
Great answers, loved all of them. The Bo does look cool, I actually took the plunge and ordered the Tor by Lelo this morning.
Jill you’ll love the Soraya, S is a big fan, especially after this weekend with it! I would like to travel as well, but didn’t even think of that within the answer.