Jack’s Answers
1. Are you wearing any jewelry? What?
Just my wedding band.
This is not what I’m talking about.
2. What are you listening to now?
Nothing. There is total silence in the house right now. My daughter has fallen asleep on the couch – which is how I find myself with five minutes to answer these questions – and the television is off. For the first time in my life, I am not only comfortable with silence, but I in fact crave it like a drug addict craves whatever substance he or she needs to be at peace.
It feels a lot like this.
3. What is the last piece of entertainment media (i.e., cd, download, book, DVD) that you purchased? Do you recommend it?
The last thing I picked up was either a used copy of an out-of-print book on film, or Mark Wahlberg’s 2012 film Contraband. Not sure which as it might have been the same day for both. Haven’t read the book; haven’t seen the film. Therefore I cannot yet say whether I recommend either.
4. What kind of undergarments are you wearing right now? Care to post a photo?
I’m wearing the sexiest pair of boxers you’ve ever seen. On someone else? Not so sexy. On me? Very sexy.
You asked. You have no one to blame but yourself.
5. What is your current mood?
My daughter is asleep. I’m elated. Add to that the fact that Jill will be home in just shy of an hour, and you have a man who is also horny, and hopeful that the baby stays sleeping for awhile.
6. What is the best looking thing about you today?
My face, especially my eyes. My face is my best feature most days. I’m not sure whether that’s a testament to how handsome I am, or to how badly I need to get in shape.
Hey, fuck you. I am handsome.
7. Fill in the blank. Tonight I’m looking forward to _____________ .
Sex. It’s what I’m looking forward to most nights. And most days. Sleep would be nice too, but if I have to pick one or the other I’m going with sex. That’s probably why I’m always tired.
Bonus: Tell me something good…anything you want to share. Just do it
I got 100% on my spelling test.
This had nothing to do with it.
Jill’s Answers
1. Are you wearing any jewelry? What?
I’m wearing my wedding and engagement rings on one hand, and a Claddagh ring on the other. In addition, I’m wearing a necklace with a Claddagh pendant, and my grandmother’s silver bangle.
Sorry. Posting a picture of Susanna Hoffs here is too juvenile, even for us.
2. What are you listening to now?
My students, arguing over whose shark drawing is cooler.
The correct answer: None of them.
3. What is the last piece of entertainment media (i.e., cd, download, book, DVD) that you purchased? Do you recommend it?
I downloaded Tristan Taormino’s book Opening Up for the Kindle app on my iPhone. I’m not done with it yet, but so far I love it.
4. What kind of undergarments are you wearing right now? Care to post a photo?
I’m wearing a black bra and a matching black thong. I look, to quote Jack, hot as fuck.
Per your request.
5. What is your current mood?
I’m tired but very happy! Work is almost over for the day.
It feels a lot like this.
6. What is the best looking thing about you today?
My boobs. I LOVE this bra.
7. Fill in the blank. Tonight I’m looking forward to _____________ .
Sex and sleep. The baby was up all night coughing, and I’m exhausted. So I am hopeful for a good night’s sleep, but I want an intense orgasm and some cum first.
Bonus: Tell me something good…anything you want to share. Just do it
I have the most amazing husband who loves me completely.
And he’s got a huge cock.
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Jack
#1 LOL at the picture.
#4 Can’t see the pic clearly from my phone but are you sporting a hardon (or am I being a perv?)? If so, it definitely does compliment your sexy boxers.
#6 The image and the caption, you just made my day hahahahahahahaha.
#7 Hope your current mood is all shagged out.
Jill
#2 How mean LOL.
#4 You indeed look hot as fuck.
#7 A good earth shattering orgasm always helps me sleep very well. Hope the little one’s cough is getting
Bonus: What a lovely answer!
Your answers had me giggling and perving at the yummy shots is always a bonus. But now I can’t help marvelling at that ginormous spelling-test acing cock… 😉
Great answers, as always – kept me laughing. Jack’s boxers are very hot and Jill, since we share the same underwear combination today, I’d agree with your analysis! 😉
Hehehe…good answers, nice cock 😉
* i’ve always harbored a deep fascination with a tall bongo
* pic 9: okay, now i’ve woken up this morning. beautiful, beautiful!
* my giant cock is my pet, i stroke it and pet it and feed it and care for it. it’s my best (only) friend…
I must say that this week’s TMI has yielded a couple very hot female butt pictures. We should do this more often.
I was going to just say “LOL!” …but I have to give you guys more than that.
Jack:
#1 LMAO! Your silly humor cracks me up. This is the best quality in a man 😉 Ok, second only to his big cock and apparently Jill is happy with that, too.
#2 I see a silence theme going on with bloggers this week. It’s fascinating. *High five on turning that TV off!*
#3 I want your report on that Contraband movie
#4 The cleaning products did not escape my attention here. NICE!
Bonus- why are you taking a spelling test? Your Mistress is tough!
Jill:
#2 LOL! Sharks are cool. I feel for you.
#4 Hotness! I agree with Jack’s assessment
#6 you have got to LOVE a great bra!
Hope your little one gets well soon.
LOVE the last photo!
@Jack:
4. Umm…yeah.
6. Oh dear gawwwwd!
7. giggle
Bonus: I laughed out loud.
I guess you’re teacher’s pet. Just what did you have to do to get that perfect score?
-H
@Jill:
1. Hahaha…not too juvenile. We’d expect it. (I mean that in the nicest way).
2. buwhahahaha!
4. Why thank you. I have a few other requests too 😉 😉
5. That’s too funny.
6. Well let me see dammit!
Bonus: Good heavens I’m crying. Jill I read those words and was ready to compliment on how beautiful they were and how I love that–the reader–can feel the love you two have for each other. Then I scrolled down to the pic. I laughed so hard tears are in my eyes. You are a nut!
-H
I always enjoy your responses and photos that you post. 😀 Happy TMI Tuesday!
Sorry, all I can take from this post is that image of the rather large naked gentleman. Thanks for that.
I so love the pics to go with the answers!! love it!
Jill, we have #2 in common!! love it!
Jack…you put a smile on my lips!! hehe!! great images! for real, some are very suited for TMI
Great answers, it doesn’t surprise me in the least that we were all looking forward to sex. Sadly mine didn’t come to pass, I got sick, but hopefully you guys had some fun.
I crave silence a lot now as well, and a lot of time when I’m alone in the office it feels wonderful to sit there in absolute quiet.
And yes Jill, I agree with Jack, hot as fuck.
I enjoyed reading this and the images made it so much more fun.
I enjoyed reading your answer for this TMI…and the images made it so much more fun 🙂
never disappointed
Jack your answers are too funny, especially the images. And yes sir, those are some sexy boxers on you.
Jill, I love wearing good bras! Especially when coupled with a low cut shirt. Also, nice pic. I second Jack’s assessment. (Get it? ASSessment? It’s a word joke. Because I’m a nerd… okay, I’ll stop now.)
~R.