Complete the sentences by filling in the blanks.
Jack’s Answers
1. I could spend all day _______ but couldn’t stand five minutes _______ .
fucking; watching reality TV. Does that work? Are the two answers supposed to be more related, along the lines of “cooking; washing dishes”? While it is technically true that I hate washing dishes by hand – hell, I’m not crazy about pre-rinsing them and putting them into the dishwasher – the first thing that came to mind when I read the questions was fucking (or masturbating, having oral sex, etc.) and watching reality TV.
2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do _______ because no one else ever does.
I don’t know how to answer this. There really isn’t anything that doesn’t get done. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, and other household chores all get done, and presumably once our daughter is able to understand that room, board, and meals don’t come free, she will contribute as well. However, if the question had been about chores we simply don’t want to do, or could use some help with, we’d have much to say.
Can this guy write blog posts for us? I feel like we’re not posting enough.
3. The older I get the more _______ I get.*
socially liberal, especially when it comes to LGBT issues. Not trying to toot my own horn or anything, but I’ve always been pretty progressive and never understood why anyone would bully, persecute, or attack another human being because of who they love or who they fuck. But in my younger days I was unable to see the importance of the overall issue. Today, though, as a thirty-five-year-old man, I have dozens of friends who so identify, and who are denied basic rights because of who they are. Beyond that, I can see clearly that there is a very fine line between discrimination against LGBT individuals and those who have recreational sex. Fundamentalists hate us both.
4. I want to _______ when I _______ .
have sex; am not having sex. I have the attention span of an awkward eleven-year-old who is just discovering girls. Whatever I happen to be doing, I would rather be fucking, or doing something else in the sexual spectrum. Waiting in line at the DMV? I’d rather be fucking. Sitting down to Sunday dinner with Jill’s family? I’d rather be fucking. Flying first class to an all-expenses-paid resort vacation? I’d rather be fucking. Changing my daughter’s diaper? I’d rather be fucking. Celebrating my birthday with all of my closest friends and family, with the promise of fucking afterwards? I’d rather be fucking. Taking communion? I’d rather be fucking. Falling asleep after fucking? I’d rather be fucking.
5. My appetite for _______ can never be satisfied.
sex (obviously). If you have to ask, then I have failed as a blogger, especially after my answer to #4, which I’m pretty sure I wrote in English. I’m getting a decided Cool Hand Luke “failure to communicate” vibe off of you people.
Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard _______ .
Adorable soft bunnies.
Yeah, that was bullshit.
Jill’s Answers
1. I could spend all day _______ but couldn’t stand five minutes _______ .
getting a massage; around narrow-minded, prejudiced people.
2. I would love to have a robot in my house to do _______ because no one else ever does.
the laundry, sweeping, and vacuuming. These are the three chores that I always seem to get stuck doing for some reason, and I hate all of them. Jack needs to realize that all those blowjobs he’s been getting aren’t free.
I hope he’s been saving his allowance.
3. The older I get the more _______ I get.*
unconcerned about other people’s opinions about me. When I was younger, I was embarrassed to act the way I wanted to. I was so hung up on living up to other people’s expectations that I didn’t think I could be silly and for lack of a better word carefree. I might let go a little bit in my classroom because I was working with children, but there was a huge difference between the way I behaved in a classroom and the way I behaved the second class was over. As I’ve gotten older I find that I have far less time to give the smallest shit about what anyone thinks of how I live my life, and having a baby has facilitated these feelings. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve walked into important meetings and other serious social functions with stickers stuck surreptitiously to my clothing. To some extent this attitude has extended to my sex life as well, though I can admit to being a bit concerned about how I’m perceived sexually due to the sensitive nature of my job.
4. I want to _______ when I _______ .
have an orgasm; have sex. It doesn’t have to be during penetration, though I don’t complain when it is. I just want to make sure that my needs aren’t forgotten about. Fortunately with Jack it isn’t an issue.
5. My appetite for _______ can never be satisfied.
potatoes. And by potatoes I mean sex. But I also mean potatoes.
That is one sexy potato.
Bonus: If I were a hoarder, I would hoard _______ .
thousand dollar bills and private jets. I would also hoard tropical islands with mansions and sexy, well-hung cabana boys with washboard abs. And gold. I would hoard gold in a series of underground gold mines under each of the islands.
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*This question is worded differently in the published version of this week’s TMI Tuesday. We worked off of a preliminary list of questions.
Jack!! LMAO!! as usual your answers are so great! I knew your answer to #5 even before I read it!! LOL
Jill!! almost every time we have at least one answer the same 🙂
Loved all of your answers
#1, #3 and POTATOES? really? you love potatoes that much?
Sincerely Yours
Aluv
My post was late last night and my sensual and naughty answers just weren’t coming to me. A massage! YES! I could spent all day doing that. I said reading. Fuck reading. Someone put their hands on me and start rubbing – stat!
Love your answers. And the fun photos on the sidebar. Spent quite a few minutes perusing them. Rar. 😉
“fuck” is definitely the standard word, “shit” always sounds so childish to me.
the robo-post has replaced the monkey writing a Shakespeare Sonnet.
OMG, i love me the french fries as much as the next bloke, but i think i’m in love with that Hott Potato.
If my potatoes looked like that I would probably eat more of them! I feel like I always say this (probably because I do), but I loved reading your answers =)
Jack: Great answer for #1. And I relate on #2, there’s nothing that doesn’t get done despite the lack of enjoyment from doing it so I just went with something I hate doing for my answer. #3 made me smile, good for you. 🙂 #4, of course! ;D And your bonus is sooo cute, I love bunnies.
Jill: Great answer for #1, totally agree! #2, those happen to be the three things I hate the most as well! #3, I’ve never really cared what anyone has thought of me so I’m always happy to see people letting that part of themselves slide away. Uh, may I please come hang out on your island? 😀
As always, loved reading y’alls answers! Happy Tuesday! Xo
Jill, you had me cracking up at your hoarding answer.
Jack, love the #3 answer!
Jack: Great answers. I laughed out loud more than once. We definitely see eye to eye on the sex thing. I guess I have the libido of a 35 year old man, or atleast a 14 year old teenager who just discovered he has a penis! 🙂
Jill: Potatoes? Yummy! That’s how I feel about ice cream, brownies, cookies, ya know, anything with sugar!
Great answers, guys! 🙂
Jack, I think Jill would prefer you collect other kinds of rabbits.. ahem. Yeah I loathe reality TV as well. I think I will take fucking like those soft little bunnies for 300 alex.
Jill. I loathe those chores as well. Mine apparently has learned the value of sex in general with me because he does the vacuuming and will do dishes and laundry,even put it away. I like your hoarding ideas.
Your illustrations killed me as always 😀
And Jill, was that a wake-up call for Jack? Hmmmmn…
~Kazi xxx