Once again Virtualsin has provided us with TMI Tuesday questions.

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Jack’s Answers
1. What size (King, queen, full, twin)?
Queen, though it may as well be a twin on those nights when the baby finds her way into bed with us.

2. What mattress construction (conventional springs, air bed, water bed, Tempurpedic-type)
Whatever it is, I wish it was a little bit lower, because I’m not the tallest guy out there, and it’s very humiliating having to stand on a stack of phone books when I’ve got Jill bent over the bed and we’re doing doggy style.

3. What type furniture (just a frame, headboard/footboard, canopy, trundle, etc)? Describe.
It’s a race car!

4. If your bed has headboard/footboard or bedposts, have you ever been tied to them? Ever tied anyone to them? For what purpose? 
Though I have never tied anyone to the bedposts on our bed, I most certainly have been tied to them.  As I am not submissive (nor is Jill particularly dominant), it was not for sexual purposes.  On the contrary, it was for the purpose of exorcism.

5. What kind of sheets (cotton, linen, silk, flannel)?
No love for rubber sheets?

6. What kind of blankets (cotton, wool, thermal, electric)?
Um…they’re white?

7. What’s on top (bedspread, duvet,…)?
Hopefully you.

8. What kind of pillow (down, foam, fiberfill)?
I use a couple fiberfill pillows.  I have an aversion to down; if I wanted to sleep with something that would repeatedly stab me in my sleep I would still be with my ex.  I’ve slept with two pillows since I was probably thirteen or fourteen; one would go under my head, while the other went under my arm in much the same way that one might place their arm around a lover while sleeping.  It actually fucked up my sleep habits for quite awhile, as not only could I not sleep properly with only one pillow, but also when sleeping with a woman I found that I had to raise my arm to a much higher angle then I was used to when putting it around her.

Bonus:  Fill in the blank and answer question.
If _____ comes over, will you let them fuck you on your bed? Yes or no.
Rick Santorum; no, although I know he wants to.

Jill’s Answers


1. What size (King, queen, full, twin)?
We have a queen bed.  I’d love to have a California King for those nights when the baby ends up sleeping in our bed.  Though a queen is nice for cuddling.

2. What mattress construction (conventional springs, air bed, water bed, Tempurpedic-type)
Pillowtop.  It’s got a nice fluffy cushion on top.  It may not be the biggest bed I’ve ever slept on, but it’s one of the softest.  Before we got married, Jack had a very nice queen bed.  It was very comfortable, but it didn’t have a pillowtop mattress, and when I moved in that thing went into the guest room.

3. What type furniture (just a frame, headboard/footboard, canopy, trundle, etc)? Describe.
Right now it’s just a frame.  We had a headboard but during our last move we decided to get rid of it.  It didn’t attach to the frame correctly, and every time we had sex it would just bang against the wall.  Plus it didn’t have any slats or other means of attaching restraints.

4. If your bed has headboard/footboard or bedposts, have you ever been tied to them? Ever tied anyone to them? For what purpose? 
Our bed has no tie points of any kind.  However, when we stay at Jack’s parents’, we sometimes make use of the very distinctive headboard in their guest room.

5. What kind of sheets (cotton, linen, silk, flannel)?
Right now we have 800-thread count Egyptian cotton, which is really comfortable, especially when the weather is warm.  During winter, there is nothing like flannel to keep us warm.  Well, except for body heat!  We’ve never tried linen or silk, and satin sheets made us slide right off the bed.

6. What kind of blankets (cotton, wool, thermal, electric)?
Our blankets are cotton.  Unlike our sheets, we generally use cotton blankets year-round, though depending on the weather we usually have anywhere between one and three separate blankets on the bed.

7. What’s on top (bedspread, duvet,…)?
A down comforter wrapped in a duvet to keep it clean.  It’s normally only on in wintertime, though.  In summer it’s usually discarded and left on the floor, or at the very least not on the bed when we’re sleeping.

8. What kind of pillow (down, foam, fiberfill)?
I have down pillows.  I love that they are malleable and can conform to the shape of my neck.  With other kinds of pillows I find that I sometimes wake up with a stiff neck.  We do have one Memoryfoam pillow, but usually Jack crams it under my ass when we’re fucking.

Bonus:  Fill in the blank and answer question.
If _____ comes over, will you let them fuck you on your bed? Yes or no.
my college roommate’s husband (who I wrote about here); yes, especially if I can suck Jack’s cock at the same time.

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