This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Jack’s Answers

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.
There is literally nothing that serves this purpose for me.  Make no mistake, I have a number of potential distractions, amongst them non-blog writing, reading, film, outdoor activities, cooking, and the day-to-day raising of my daughter.  But of these activities, absolutely none of them have managed to successfully distract me from thinking about sex for more than a couple minutes at the absolute most.  I kid you not, the typical thought in my head when I’m engaging in one of these activities is, “I wonder if I can somehow parlay this into getting laid.”

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?
Of course. My mom.

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.
Can’t think of a single thing, sadly.  It was a pretty unsexy week in the Jack and Jill household, the weekend especially.  Total bummer.  Maybe this week will be hotter…

Jill’s Answers

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.
I would say that my job is the one thing that usually prevents me from constantly thinking about sex.  I work with children, and that environment does not lend itself easily to sexual thought.  However, Jack being Jack, I frequently find myself the recipient of a variety of lewd text messages, emails, links, and photos via my phone.  He will do anything to redirect my mind to matters of a sexual nature.

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?
No.  I’m pretty sure that, while I have dated many men, the only one I ever really loved is Jack.  By the time I realized how intense my feelings were, we had already had sex.  At any rate, at least in my experience I don’t believe that sex has to sully anything.  The love I feel for Jack makes the sex that we have more intense, and the sex makes our love stronger.  Being physically intimate is just another way for us to express our love.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.
Yes, I would definitely make love to myself.  I’m hot.  Who wouldn’t make love to me?  I would start with a sensual massage to get myself in the mood.  Being touched all over my body excites me, and makes it easier for me to have an orgasm.  My hands would quickly be replaced by my lips and tongue.  After being kissed all over, I would desire something more intense.  Unfortunately I can’t fuck myself as I just don’t have the body parts for the job.  I would probably opt to use a strap-on cock or maybe a double-ended dildo.  If I could hold a vibrator on my clit at the same time, even better.  There have been times when I’ve had really good orgasms with just a vibrator on my clit, and they’re usually more intense when I’m getting fucked at the same time.

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.
Jack and I had a threesome.  This week marks the birthday of M, our longtime friend and sometime third.  She happens to be single at the moment, so we figured, what better way to celebrate?  We had a nice dinner that was pretty much nonstop flirting and double-entendres.  Then we came home and opened a bottle of wine, and then a couple more.  I can’t even put into words how exciting it was to kiss and play with her.  It had been so long.  We hope it won’t be too long before it happens again.

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