For TMI Tuesday this week we delve into the creative collaboration when sex meets art with The Art of Sex.
Jack’s Answers
1. Would you take or have you taken a sexually themed vacation getaway (i.e., Hedonism, Club Fantasy Island, Cap d’Agde)? Why or why not?
We have not yet taken this kind of a vacation, but we definitely would. In fact, we’d really like to. A year ago we considered it pretty seriously, going so far as to look into a number of options, but ended up not going. Why do we want to go? Because we are equal parts voyeur and exhibitionist, and we enjoy meeting (and hopefully fucking) like-minded individuals. We find the idea of casting off the shackles of polite society and truly being ourselves in such an environment incredibly exciting. Why did we ultimately end up not going? For a number of reasons, including the fact that at the time we were still figuring out our own boundaries. But mainly because of our own financial limitations. Unfortunately none of these destinations are right across the street from where we live; in addition to the accommodations themselves, travel fees would also be incurred. At best it’s the sort of thing we’d have to save up for, and even then it’s a luxury we’re not completely certain we can afford. Part of parenthood involves extensive debate over whether the money wouldn’t be better spent on our child’s future.
We know a sound investment when we see one.
2. You have won an erotic fantasy weekend getaway package custom fit to your needs. Describe the fantasy you desire.
Ha! You said package. I mean, my ideal erotic fantasy weekend would actually last about a month – hey, it’s my fantasy, dammit – and would have to involve on-site round-the-clock babysitting services because there’s no way in hell Jill would agree to leave our daughter behind for a whole month, and it couldn’t truly be the fantasy I desire without my wife present. I mean we’re there a month, right? (Again, it’s my fantasy.) We’re bound to run into each other at some point. Anyway, it would all take place at some tropical resort type location, albeit essentially private. I imagine there would be a beach, with white sand and palm trees. There would also be a swimming pool with a swim-up bar, and of course a couple hot tubs. Though our room would have a king-size bed, we’d sleep on the beach. I don’t know what activities the resort might provide, because there would be a bevy of beautiful women to look after my every need both physical and otherwise (but mainly physical), and I can’t imagine getting the sudden urge to play shuffleboard or go horseback riding if that kind of sexual variety was on offer. The women would be diverse with regard to ethnicity, body type, and age (all legal, of course). There would also be a group of men and women tending to my wife and her needs. At the end of our stay, the resort would offer a re-up for another month free of charge.
3. An artist has decided that you are his/her inspiration. They want to capture the essence of your sexiness in a sculpture. What would that sculpture look like? Describe it for us or post a photo of an existing sculpture that you believe closely captures the essence of your sexiness.
This one seems to sum it up nicely.
4. You are being paid 500,000 USD to pose as a live nude model mimicking one of sculptures in the photo below. Which sculpture will you recreate live? Why?
For half a million bucks, whichever one they’d like.
5. Which book title fits your current thoughts of love, sex or romance?
a. No More Silly Love Songs
b. The Joy of the Quickie
c. Dr. Seth’s Love Prescription
d. Why Do Fools Fall In Love
Definitely b., The Joy of the Quickie. I suppose at other times in my life I might have opted for d., or even a. But these days quickies are, if not the usual, definitely common for Jill and I. Of the four options, b. is the one that best fits our sex life.
Too bad this one wasn’t an option.Bonus: Which one is you? See the sculpture below. Tell us which position you would like to occupy and write a caption.
I’m most inclined to take the position of the apparently male figure on the right. (Big shocker there, I know.) I like having two women at once. I like to give head. I like to get head. While I have done both simultaneously, attempting it in this exact configuration (as opposed to lying supine on a bed while one woman straddles my face and another sucks my cock) would probably kill or severely injure me. So I wouldn’t mind being the kind of guy who could actually pull it off.
Jill’s Answers
1. Would you take or have you taken a sexually themed vacation getaway (i.e., Hedonism, Club Fantasy Island, Cap d’Agde)? Why or why not?
I never have but I would love to! I think it would be absolutely amazing! Sex and vacation are my two favorite things in the world. I mean, it sounds like a regular vacation but with lots of naked time and fucking. When we’re holed up in a hotel room we’re usually fucking (or at least not wearing clothes) anyway, so it would be nice not to have to get dressed when we actually leave the room.
2. You have won an erotic fantasy weekend getaway package custom fit to your needs. Describe the fantasy you desire.
An all-inclusive stay in a luxury hotel with a private nude beach with sexy lifeguards who dress the part. Free daily massages featuring G-spot massage as performed by well-hung masseurs. A large in-room jacuzzi tub, plus additional tubs throughout the common areas. Nightly play parties. Actually, how about one play party that lasts all weekend?
I hope housekeeping leaves a mint on our pillows, too.
3. An artist has decided that you are his/her inspiration. They want to capture the essence of your sexiness in a sculpture. What would that sculpture look like? Describe it for us or post a photo of an existing sculpture that you believe closely captures the essence of your sexiness.
I like this one. If the hair was longer it would be perfect.
4. You are being paid 500,000 USD to pose as a live nude model mimicking one of sculptures in the photo below. Which sculpture will you recreate live? Why?
I’d like to take part in sculpture #1. I’ve always wanted to be lifted and fucked. That’s one of my favorite positions and yet for various reasons (including lack of balance) it’s one I’ve not really gotten to enjoy as much as I might like.
5. Which book title fits your current thoughts of love, sex or romance?
a. No More Silly Love Songs
b. The Joy of the Quickie
c. Dr. Seth’s Love Prescription
d. Why Do Fools Fall In Love
The Joy of the Quickie. While Jack and I still enjoy hours-long marathon sex sessions on occasion, typically sex lasts nowhere near as long. In fact, when we dare to attempt sex while our daughter is actually awake we are invariably interrupted by her or by my visiting in-laws, who lack the sense to understand that when we retreat to our bedroom we are not actually napping.
Too bad this one wasn’t an option.
Bonus: Which one is you? See the sculpture below. Tell us which position you would like to occupy and write a caption.
I’d definitely love to be the woman on top, i.e. the one getting her pussy eaten. I love to suck cock, and in fact consider myself somewhat submissive, so the kneeling woman is very appealing. (Actually, now that I think of it, if the standing figure doesn’t have to be male I might opt for that one, as I enjoy having my pussy eaten by one partner while going down on another.) But overall I find so much appealing about the woman in the receiving position. I would love to be held aloft by strong arms and being licked to orgasm by an able tongue. Plus the other woman appears to be caressing her hair and the back of her head, and that is a huge thrill of mine. The woman on top for sure.
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Love both the #3 pics!
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