Welcome to June and the first TMI Tuesday for this month.

Jack’s Answers

1. You are interviewing someone to be your lover, what are the 3 most important questions you will ask?
1. Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?
2. What is your ideal date?
3. What is the greatest compliment you’ve ever been paid on your oral sex technique?

2. You are interviewing people to be your personal servant/valet. What are the 3 most important questions you will ask?
1. What are your personal strengths and weaknesses?
2. Are you good at keeping secrets?
3. What is the greatest compliment you’ve ever been paid on your oral sex technique?

3. You are selecting a pet for you or your family. What are the 3 most important criteria?
Obedience, loyalty, and looks. These are, perhaps coincidentally, the three most important criteria when it comes to selecting a pet for myself.  I think you know the kind of pet to which I refer.

4. Name 3 good things you did yesterday.
Went to the gym, held the door open for a random person, and…didn’t start any wars, I guess.

5. Name 3 bad things you ate yesterday.
A burger with a fairly high caloric content, some fries that were actually baked. You know what? I don’t think I ate anything bad yesterday, really. Jill made cookies, but I didn’t eat the whole batch. All things considered, I think I did pretty well yesterday. Even the relatively unhealthy things I ate were fucking delicious, and therefore I can’t in good conscience refer to them as “bad”.

Bonus: It is said that bad these happen in threes. What was your last episode of 3 bad things?
Probably the last three episodes of Dexter. Seriously, what the fuck was that?

Jill’s Answers

1. You are interviewing someone to be your lover, what are the 3 most important questions you will ask?
1. Do you like to be intimate?
2. How do you keep a relationship enjoyable?
3. Do you like giving oral sex?

2. You are interviewing people to be your personal servant/valet. What are the 3 most important questions you will ask?
1. How do you manage meetings and appointments?
2. What are your strengths for this job?
3. Why do you want this job?

3. You are selecting a pet for you or your family. What are the 3 most important criteria?
Housebroken-ness, mellow temperament, and loving demeanor.

4. Name 3 good things you did yesterday.
Took my daughter swimming, made a great dinner, and made a few batches of cookies for friends.

5. Name 3 bad things you ate yesterday.
Cookies, cookie dough, and chips.

Bonus: It is said that bad these happen in threes. What was your last episode of 3 bad things?
Three different people hit my car. (Not all in the same day.)

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