Hello sexy peeps. I was sitting around on Saturday and thinking up TMI Tuesday questions. Below is the result but I could not think of a title for this week’s questions. It is up to you to title this week’s TMI offering…

Jack’s Answers

1. What would you eat for your “last supper”?
My wife’s pussy, along with that of any other willing women.

2. Name 3 interesting and unique things to do in your town/city/region.
In my actual town, there isn’t much that I’d consider unique. Sure, there’s plenty to do – parks, restaurants, shops, hiking, and the like, but I’m guessing any other comparable suburb could offer the exact same activities. So instead I will head up to San Francisco and recommend trying some of the greatest food and drink in the world, including fresh, locally-sourced produce at the Ferry Building Marketplace, overstuffed burritos in the Mission District, artisanal pizza in North Beach, dim sum in the largest Chinatown district in the United States, sourdough bread at Boudin Bakery at Fisherman’s Wharf, a diverse variety of gourmet food trucks at Off the Grid, cocktails at the world-famous Buena Vista Café, or espresso at Blue Bottle Coffee. I also recommend getting your science on at the Exploratorium – an enormous interactive museum in the Embarcadero designed to change the way the world learns and featuring more than six hundred exhibits – and the California Academy of Sciences – one of the world’s largest natural history museums featuring an aquarium, planetarium, and four-story walk-through rainforest, and incorporating a number of environmentally-conscious design features. When you’re done chasing science and delicious food around the City, how about some entertainment?  The Cable Car Nymphomaniac is a funny, sexy musical that challenges tradition and the status quo while championing 1970s feminist ideals. The Cable Car Nymphomaniac is based on actual events in San Francisco history, and cast and crew alike are phenomenal. If you’re like Jill and I, you’ll find yourself singing the very memorable songs days later. If you’re not local, book your flight right now, because you’ve only got until Sunday, June 28th.

3. Tell us 2 things that terrify you.
Death – not my own; that of those I love – and the possibility of having this side of ourselves (i.e. this blog) made public to those we know offline. This terrifies me largely because I am the driving force behind all of it. Were it not for my own needs, I suspect Jill would be content to live monogamously. Therefore I’d assume most of the guilt for any repercussions that might arise.

4. Give us your best sex tip.
The tip of my penis. I’d definitely like to give it to more than a few of the people reading this.

5. What do you have that you need to throw away?
There’s a bag of trash in the kitchen I should probably get off my ass and take outside.

Bonus: Would you participate in a sex organ beauty pageant? Why or why not?
I probably would. I think my cock is quite fetching; lots of women (and more than a few men) have complimented me on it, which leads me to believe that I might actually stand a chance, even if I suspect my cock, though very attractive and talented, may disappoint during the personal interview phase. Of course, my real sex organ is my brain, and if that’s the organ being judged on its physical beauty I’d have to decline. I don’t want anyone sawing open my cranium.

Jill’s Answers

1. What would you eat for your “last supper”?
I’d start with a caesar salad, and for my appetizer I’d like coconut shrimp. For my entree I’ll go with filet mignon served medium rare, plus a loaded baked potato and green beans. For dessert, I’d like crème brûlée. If you can replicate the chocolate crème brûlée I once had at a local restaurant, even better.

2. Name 3 interesting and unique things to do in your town/city/region.
The Golden Gate Bridge is about half an hour from where we live. Why not walk across it, just so you can say you did? And Wine Country is about forty-five minutes north of there. Wine-tasting in Napa and Sonoma is a wonderful way to spend a Saturday afternoon, or even an entire weekend. And although it isn’t particularly close to where we live, Disneyland is a scant seven or eight hours’ drive, and makes for a fun weekend trip if walking across a bridge doesn’t seem expensive or chaotic enough for you.

3. Tell us 2 things that terrify you.
Losing a loved one may be the most terrifying thing I can imagine. It’s almost too terrible for me to think about. As for my second thing, I’ll take a cue from Indiana Jones and say snakes.

4. Give us your best sex tip.
Make sure you and your partner communicate your wants and needs openly and honestly.

5. What do you have that you need to throw away?
My favorite jeans. They’re worn out.

Bonus: Would you participate in a sex organ beauty pageant? Why or why not?
I would. It’s probably a great way to see a variety of beautiful naked women and men, and I’m very confident in the beauty of my pussy. Even if I didn’t win, I imagine the judging process would be a hell of a lot of fun whatever it happens to entail.

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