It may be none of our business, but it’s TMI Tuesday so tell us anyway.

Jack’s Answers

1. Tell us something you have dreamed of doing for a long time, why have you not done it?
Skydiving. I’ve done a lot of things that I’m guessing would impress other people, but this one has always eluded me. At times I’ve blamed lack of funds, as I imagine it’s probably expensive to jump out of an airplane like a suburban James Bond; however, in reality it was probably nerves. These days, I feel like I’ve probably missed my window. I can’t see myself taking that kind of unnecessary risk now that I’m a husband and father and people actually rely on me for things. Anyway, I don’t know that I need that sort of adrenaline rush anymore. I like it; I just don’t need it.

2. Would you take advice from a porn star? If yes, what type of advice would you like to hear.
Yeah, I would. From Lisa Ann I would like to receive advice on getting my ’67 Chevelle* running again, from Nina Hartley advice on which wine pairs best with shellfish, from Lexington Steele advice on how to raise a secular child in a spiritual world, from Ron Jeremy advice on how to throw a dinner party that has everyone talking a week later, from Jiz Lee advice on what to look for in a mutual fund, and last but not least from Buck Angel advice on how to hide my collection of high-powered rifles* before the government comes to steal it.
*I don’t actually have one of these.

3. What is the sexiest thing about your boss?
I’m self-employed, so I’m going to say everything.

4. Name something you need for a foursome (and I’m not talking about golf).
Tennis rackets. We’re talking about tennis, right?

5. What is the brand of condoms currently in your possession (in your home or on your person)?
Some generic condoms we picked up at a play party or club. I’ve only got one left, and I’ve got plans to play with a friend in a couple weeks. Guess I’d better pick some up soon.

Bonus: Tell us a sex act/behavior that you simply will not do. Why?
I’m not into anything that involves bodily waste, be it urophilia, fecalphilia, or emetophilia. Nothing against anyone who’s into any of that, of course. It just doesn’t turn me on, and I hate cleaning up after messes of that sort.

Jill’s Answers

1. Tell us something you have dreamed of doing for a long time, why have you not done it?
I’ve wanted to go hang gliding for years. It’s the closest I could ever come to flying without an airplane. I like the thought of the view as I soar above the earth, and I imagine it’s very exhilarating. But since I’ve become a mother I am afraid to try.

2. Would you take advice from a porn star? If yes, what type of advice would you like to hear.
Sure! I’m guessing they would have all sorts of fun trick to teach me. I’m always looking for ways to make sex more interesting and fun, so that is the type of advice I’d like to hear. However, I would first need to determine that the porn star actually enjoys sex and has a healthy, positive attitude about it.

3. What is the sexiest thing about your boss?
Absolutely nothing. I’m sorry, but I can’t think of one single thing that is sexy or even attractive about my current boss. That doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s a bad guy, just that I don’t find him appealing on that level. The boss at my last school, however, had sexy arms and shoulders, not to mention a nice ass. He was definitely hotter than my current boss.

4. Name something you need for a foursome (and I’m not talking about golf).
Two more people than we’ve currently got, which is why we haven’t had one in awhile.

5. What is the brand of condoms currently in your possession (in your home or on your person)?
I’m not sure. I’m thinking Trojans, but I can’t say for sure that they weren’t some off-brand freebie condoms we picked up at our last play party.

Bonus: Tell us a sex act/behavior that you simply will not do. Why?
I won’t do golden showers. They don’t turn me on at all. I mean, I love getting on my knees while a hot guy showers me with something that comes out of his cock, I just don’t want it to be pee.

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