Monday is here–a new week, a new TMI Tuesday. Let’s play!

BFFs, sex, and break-ups

Jack’s Answers

1. Hey, how are you doing?
Oh, not too bad. I guess I could always be better, but right now not bad at all. In fact, I’m feeling pretty content of late, and in fact happy most of the time. Which means I have begun expecting the other shoe to drop, so to speak.

2. You are given a strong but soft to the touch (and on the skin) rope. What will you do? (pick just one). Explain your choice.
a. Throw it in the garage to use later to tie down a tarp or something.
b. Use it for indoor wall rock climbing.
c. Tie up your lover and have your way with him/her.
d. Lasso your secret crush and take them with you.
Of the four choices, I’d go with (c) because consensual restraint is hot, but also because I lack a garage, my own ceiling isn’t high enough for indoor wall rock climbing, and any venue where I might try it is sure to have its own rope; and lassoing my secret crush just screams lack of consent. But my instinct is to go outside of the four available options and use the rope to swing Indiana Jones-style across a bottomless chasm, pluck some priceless artifact from its centuries-old resting place, and escape before the natives kill me with darts and arrows.

3. Tell us 3 reasons why you or anyone should masturbate.
1. It’s a no-strings-attached sexual release
2. It relieves stress.
3. It makes pain-in-the-ass religious fundamentalists upset.

4. Would you have sex with your best friend? Have you had sex with a best friend in the past? How’d that work out–did you stay friends?
Eighty to ninety percent of the time, when I’m having sex it’s with my best friend. You know her as Jill.

5. What are your top 5 reasons to break up with someone?
1. They insist on monogamy, and I want to fuck someone else more than I want to be with them.
2. They support Donald Trump.
3. They’re too clingy.
4. They’re not clingy enough.
5. They’re a serial killer.

Bonus: Post an image you find erotic? What about it arouses you?

The most arousing thing about this picture, for me, is that it took me less than five seconds to find by searching “sexy tumblr” on Google.

Jill’s Answers

1. Hey, how are you doing?
I’m doing fantastic! Life is so good right now. I wake up every morning with a smile on my face, and even my unruly class can’t seem to get me down. I’m enjoying this nonstop positivity while it lasts.

2. You are given a strong but soft to the touch (and on the skin) rope. What will you do? (pick just one). Explain your choice.
a. Throw it in the garage to use later to tie down a tarp or something.
b. Use it for indoor wall rock climbing.
c. Tie up your lover and have your way with him/her.
d. Lasso your secret crush and take them with you.
(C) is something I’ve been interested in trying, though I would want to be the one tied up, not the one doing the tying. Up to now my experience with restraints involves being handcuffed or very spontaneously tied with a stray article of clothing. The scenario described here seems really exciting.

3. Tell us 3 reasons why you or anyone should masturbate.
1. It is relaxing and stress-relieving.
2. It’s very pleasurable physically.
3. It helps speed things along when you’re trying to come during sex.

4. Would you have sex with your best friend? Have you had sex with a best friend in the past? How’d that work out–did you stay friends?
Although my best friend is very hot and I have fantasized about having sex with her, I probably wouldn’t actually do it. For one thing, she is way too conservative for that kind of thing. For another, I suspect it would lead to extreme weirdness and our relationship would never recover. However, I do enjoy meeting new friends with whom I can have sex.
[Editor’s Note: So I’m not your best friend?]

5. What are your top 5 reasons to break up with someone?
1. I’m not happy in the relationship.
2. My partner isn’t happy in the relationship.
3. I can’t trust the other person.
4. There is no healthy communication.
5. The relationship itself is unhealthy or destructive.

Bonus: Post an image you find erotic? What about it arouses you?

I love feeling the weight of another body on top of mine.  Preferably while he or she is doing something to my pussy.  I chose this image based on the thumbnail and assumed it was static.  Ultimately it proved too good to pass up.

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