TMI Tuesday, let’s get real.

Sexy Secrets

Jack’s Answers

1. Do you have a special place you like to have sex regularly?
I don’t have sex regularly.

2. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? The scariest?
The hardest thing has been living day-to-day for the last year and a half, pretending everything is fine with my marriage. The scariest is happening right now, i.e. continuing to persevere not knowing what my life will look like in a year, or even six months.

3. Are you annoying?
Probably. Who am I kidding? Yes.

4. A person whom you’ve had “the hots” for a very long time tells you they are super attracted to you. You spend a few hours together and the sexual attraction is overwhelming. You are dying to have this person as your lover. At the moment you are highly aroused, and he/she wants to have sex with you in a church, would you do it?
I’d like to think I wouldn’t; after all, I absolutely do not want to be the subject of the sort of scandal that might result from being arrested for public indecency. But I’ve never been one to decline sex, especially not now that I’m getting laid maybe a dozen times a year.

5. While in the middle of the best lovemaking of your life, if your lover asked you to squeal like a dolphin, would you?
To the extent that I have the slightest idea what the squeals of a dolphin sound like and could imitate that sound on demand, yes. I wouldn’t hesitate if it excited my partner.

Bonus: Are you good in bed?
When it comes to many aspects of my life – parenting, cooking, writing, professional acumen, organization, and various other skills – I come off as self-effacing or even self-deprecating. But one thing of which I am certain is that for many of the women with whom I’ve had sex I am one of the greatest lovers they’ve ever had, if not the greatest. I’m modest about a lot of things, but never that.

Jill’s Answers

1. Do you have a special place you like to have sex regularly?
I enjoy having sex outside, typically on our balcony on a warm night. I have also had sex in a public park (after dark, with no one around), and it was exhilarating. I love feeling the night air on my naked body.

2. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? The scariest?
The hardest was probably giving birth. There was a period of thirty minutes when I thought, “I just can’t do this.” But then it occurred to me that no one could do it for me and I did it. The scariest was taking my two-year-old daughter to the emergency room when she fell and hit her head, cutting her eyebrow open. While there, Jack and I had to hold her down as they stitched her up. It was scary and awful.

3. Are you annoying?
I’m sure I have my moments. But I always try to be friendly, helpful, giving, and loving. I hope most people think of me as a good friend.

4. A person whom you’ve had “the hots” for a very long time tells you they are super attracted to you. You spend a few hours together and the sexual attraction is overwhelming. You are dying to have this person as your lover. At the moment you are highly aroused, and he/she wants to have sex with you in a church, would you do it?
I probably would if the church was empty.

5. While in the middle of the best lovemaking of your life, if your lover asked you to squeal like a dolphin, would you?
I’m not sure I could do that on demand. But at the height of orgasm I have been known to make some interesting sounds. I’ve even surprised myself!

Bonus: Are you good in bed?
Yes. I focus on pleasing my partner, and I can usually let go and just enjoy the moment.

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