You all know I love “Would You Rather?” questions for TMI Tuesday. Today’s take on that is sexy with inspiration from around internet.
Just Jack today, I’m afraid…
1. Would you rather wrestle naked in a pool of Jello or chocolate pudding?
Probably Jello. For some reason the idea of sloshing around in processed animal cartilage is somehow less disgusting than sloshing around in dairy. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s because I would rather eat chocolate pudding than Jello, and since I wasn’t going to eat the Jello anyway, I have no problem wrestling in it, whereas wrestling in something I’d actually want to eat seems like a waste.
2. Would you rather have sex in your parents’ bed or at a mattress store?
Probably at a mattress store, as I’ve already had sex in my parents’ bed. (No, they weren’t present at the time.)
3. Would you rather have sex on a beach in Hawaii or behind a waterfall in Brazil?
I’m going to go with on a beach in Hawaii. Behind a waterfall would likely be more comfortable given the likely lack of sand. I’d like to experience that someday, if not necessarily in Brazil. However, sex on a beach would nicely flip my exhibitionism switch, resulting in hot sex, and a great show for any onlookers.
4. Would you rather be on top riding your lover all night or taken/taking them from behind all night long? Why?
Tough call! I like both. However, if I’m going to stick with one position all night long, I’ll go with missionary (on top, though not riding). I’m much more likely to sustain that position for several hours than doggy style, if only because I’m inherently lazy, and would like the option of lying on top of the other person when my knees give out.
5. Would you rather have sex with only one person watching but they know it’s you or with 50 people watching and have them not know it is you?
If the one person was someone to whom I was attracted, I’ll go with that option. Because she knows it’s me and is still watching, it stands to reason that the person is attracted to me as well – or at the very least not repulsed by the sight of me fucking – and might want a turn.
Bonus: Would you rather have to pay for sex or be paid to have sex? Explain.
I’d rather be paid to have sex because money is tight.
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