What do ice-cream and sex have in common? We discuss both this TMI Tuesday, that’s what.

Jack’s Answers

1. If you were an ice-cream flavor, what would you be and why?
Rocky Road, because the rougher, the better. (You thought I was going to say Chubby Hubby, didn’t you?)

2. What are the best sexy skills you bring to a sexual relationship?
I’ve been thoroughly praised for my oral talents, especially when coupled with my finding-the-G-spot skills. In fact, I’m told that my cock features a curve that makes it instrumental for stroking my partner’s G-spot during missionary-position sex. Until recently, I had no idea about the aforementioned curve, but then I’ve been viewing my member from one angle for my entire life, so my perspective is limited.

3. What is the single largest problem causing you angst in your romantic relationship (current or most recent relationship)?
I’m going to go with geographic distance. Lately, Jill and I are doing much better than we have been in a very long while. We are making more of an effort to connect romantically and sexually, and when we do it’s great! If I have to come up with some source of angst within my marriage, it would probably be the fact that we rarely have the ability to go out and do things just the two of us; babysitters are in short supply, and having a high-functioning eight-year-old present is hardly conducive to romantic dates. However, this is a minor nitpick; everything else is pretty much where we need it to be. So I guess that for the purposes of highlighting a more serious problem I’ll need to examine my other relationships. All of these are long-distance, and it sucks. Make no mistake; they are incredibly fulfilling, even considering the miles that separate us. And when we are together it’s all very worth it. But holy crap, it would be so much easier if seeing one of my partners didn’t involve hopping a plane.

4. What is the best part about being in a relationship with you?
If you want a genuine answer, you’ll have to ask someone who’s in a relationship with me. I’m likely to come up with some sort of self-deprecating bullshit.

5. What is the biggest misconception that people have about you?
Probably that I’m monogamous. Because that is the default assumption, isn’t it?

Bonus: When you look at old photos of yourself, do you like what you see?
Well, that depends. The one where I’m all decked out for the Homecoming dance? Definitely. Even at seventeen I was hot as hell. But that one where I’m a toddler and my mom caught me splashing around in the (hopefully just-flushed) toilet? I like that one too; I was an adorable two-year-old. The numerous Sinful Sunday photos featuring myself in various states of undress? Love ’em. Okay, forget what I said earlier. I always like what I see.

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