Welcome to sexy fun and playfulness at TMI Tuesday.

Our blog launched September 18, 2008. Yep, we’ve been doing this a decade.

Jack’s Answers
1. Which animal listed below represents your true sexual self?
a. Chipmunk – cute and cuddly
b. Monkey – all about being mischievousness
c. Tiger – I’ve earned my stripes
I’d love to think I’m a tiger – I’ve definitely earned my stripes – but whereas I see myself as fierce and in control, my partners may very well see a monkey. I definitely masturbate like one.

2. Your partner is in the mood for sexy fun and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!
C. Never gonna happen.

3. Which of these sexual descriptive labels closely matches you?
a. Dominant
b. Submissive
c. Top
d. Bottom
e. Switch
f. Kinkster
More than any of the others, I am dominant. I do not see myself as being a Top, and while I am pretty kinky I don’t know that I would identify as a kinkster; that seems misleading. I’m not submissive, really; at best I am a switch, but even that makes me sound more sexually submissive than I actually am. So I’m gonna go with “dominant”.

4. Would you rather have your enemy eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake getting swallowed up by earth?
Definitely eaten by a shark. I mean, it’s not even close. In theory if my enemy falls into a fissure in the Earth’s surface I may assume they’re dead, but if I actually see them eaten by a shark in a glorious frenzy of flesh and razor-sharp teeth, if I watch the gory spectacle from the railing of a yacht with a bucket of popcorn, then I know it for sure.

5. For the next year, would you rather be dressed like a mime every day OR look normal but not be allowed to talk?
Probably dress like a mime. While I feel like it would really trigger my social anxiety, which can be problematic even when I’m dressed in a more nondescript fashion, the truth is that I can’t go five minutes without speaking, much less a whole year. I mean, I saw that Twilight Zone episode, and the only way I can possibly pull that off is by cheating.

Bonus: What’s the most beautiful word in the world?
Impeachment.

Jill’s Answers

1. Which animal listed below represents your true sexual self?
a. Chipmunk – cute and cuddly
b. Monkey – all about being mischievousness
c. Tiger – I’ve earned my stripes
Honestly, it depends on my mood. Sometimes I’m cute and cuddly like a chipmunk, wanting to snuggle and caress. Other times I’m more likely to pounce like a tiger. Eager to be in control and please my partner.

2. Your partner is in the mood for sexy fun and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!
If I’m extremely tired I’ve probably already fallen asleep on the couch or reading to my kid while I try to get her to fall asleep. Although a massage sounds absolutely wonderful. Sign me up for that.

3. Which of these sexual descriptive labels closely matches you?
a. Dominant
b. Submissive
c. Top
d. Bottom
e. Switch
f. Kinkster
Depends on my mood and my partner. Sometimes I’m more submissive – I do enjoy being restrained – and at other times I’m more dominant and wanting to be in control. [Editor’s note: Can confirm.]

4. Would you rather have your enemy eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake getting swallowed up by earth?
I don’t really have enemies. But I think an earthquake seems less gruesome.

5. For the next year, would you rather be dressed like a mime every day OR look normal but not be allowed to talk?
Dressed like a mime. Their outfits aren’t too bad and it would save time getting dressed in the morning. Plus I saw The Little Mermaid and it’s frustrating to communicate without a voice.

Bonus: What’s the most beautiful word in the world?
Love.

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