This week’s question was submitted by our friend DoubleD, who blogs at This, That and a bit of the other... You can follow her on Twitter, as well as Tumblr and Formspring.
You both have me for one day and one night … Tell me exactly what we would do /where we would go/what we would see? š
We would begin our day together with some sightseeing in San Francisco (presuming that you’ve come to visit us and not the other way around). After a few hours driving around the city and admiring the various landmarks and sights including the Golden Gate Bridge, Coit Tower, Ghirardelli Square, the Transamerica Pyramid, the Conservatory of Flowers, the Mission District, and Golden Gate Park, we’d be quite hungry. Northern California is known not only for its beautiful sights, but also for a diverse variety of delicious cusines, so we would stop to eat at an upscale location like Gary Danko, Postrio, or One Market. We’d also be very horny, so after eating, we would check into a hotel and spend a few hours having the hottest threesome you could possibly imagine.
Author: jackandjillcpl
Flash Fiction Friday: The Greatest Bus Ride Ever
To those not in the know, it appeared that several of the passengers had forgotten the main convention of being out in public.
At least a dozen individuals ā all of them female, Julius noted with some interest ā were naked. Actually, that wasnāt entirely correct. Most of them wore shoes and accessories: The bespectacled thirtysomething with the conservatively-cut hair lost in her copy of Business Week wore a smart pair of heels suitable for an upwardly mobile professional, and an expensive wristwatch. The athletic woman with the familiar white earbuds in place wore New Balance running shoes, her hair tied back with a pink scrunchie. The nineteen-year-old whose backpack sat on the seat beside her as she read a geometry textbook wore fashionable boots and a āLivestrongā wristband.
The bus came to a stop and the athletic woman headed for the front exit while two women dressed only in high heels left through the rear exit. A woman boarded the bus wearing a hard hat and heavy black work boots. She carried a metal lunch box and took one of the recently-vacated seats. As she passed him, Julius found it all but impossible not to stare. Even if he could look away, there were nearly-naked women all over the bus. He was going to wind up staring at somebody.
When the bus reached his stop, Julius headed for the front exit. He paused long enough to ask the driver about the indecent exposure to which heād been witness.
The driver simply pointed at the sign: āClothing Optional Busā. (257/257)
The Naughty Hangout: Casual
Wicked Wednesday: Want to Know a Secret?
The other time, most of the women in my family had gone to Vegas to celebrate someone’s birthday. One of the activities planned for the trip was a visit to a day spa for massages. She and I partnered up, got undressed, had our massages in the same room, and afterwards showered off together. Naturally, this reminded me of the earlier camping trip. I was so turned on by the experience that while my sisters and cousins all went gambling, I ran back to the hotel, locked myself in my room, called Jack and had phone sex while fingering myself until I was lying in a puddle.
Obviously she and I will never have sex. Even if she is as into me as I am into her (something I strongly doubt, incidentally), the fact that we see each other once a year for just a couple days means that it’s more than likely not meant to be. And even if it was more convenient, even if she lived a reasonable distance away and I saw her on a more frequent basis, I doubt it’s the sort of thing she would be interested in making happen.
Anyway, shh. Don’t tell anybody. My brother would look at me weird if he knew.
-Jill
Retro HNT: The Last Box
TMI Tuesday: August 14, 2012 – Any Regrets?
Thank you to āRants from the Erotic Rogueā for this weekās TMI Tuesday.
Pillow Talk
She lies on cool cotton sheets, legs spread invitingly. I settle between them, sinking into her welcoming depths. Her heat engulfs me.
“What are we doing tomorrow?” I say. Even as the words escape my lips I regret saying them. I’m not sure why I’ve chosen this moment to discuss the following day’s errands.
“At ten o’clock we have to be at Wells Fargo to sign those papers,” she says as I start to thrust. My hands find her full breasts, my fingers gently caressing her nipples. “Right after that we have to go to the post office.” She pauses. “Well, you don’t have to come. I can drop you off at home with the baby if you want.” My caresses evolve into less-forgiving pinches.
“No, I’ll come with you. We can have lunch while we’re out.” She shows no discomfort over what my fingers are doing to her nipples and issues tacit agreement to my lunch idea. “Anything else we need to do?” I ask. She reminds me of lightbulbs we need to buy.
I should point out that our pillow talk is usually a lot sexier than this. On most occasions, the things that come out of our mouths during sex involve the things we’d like to do to each other, and to other people. The names of those to whom we’d like to do these things are usually spoken. There’s lots of That feels so good and Don’t stop.
This weekend, however, we’ve had very little time that was our own. A huge family event took up much of Friday, just about all of Saturday, and most of Sunday morning and afternoon. I managed to get away long enough to see a movie with a friend on Sunday, and while that was fun I couldn’t help but think that the time would’ve been better spent with Jill.
The last few days it has been difficult for us to find time to relate to one another on a non-sexual level, and as a result we’re finding it necessary to multi-task. That’s why, rather than Fuck me harder Jill is asking about the movie even as I’m lowering my left hand from her right breast.
“It was good,” I say, sounding non-committal. My thrusts slow down as my fingers find her clit. I can’t see it, but I can tell it’s standing up, desperate for attention.
“What did you see?” As I touch her, she gasps. Her breaths come in shallow wheezes.
“The new Batman,” I say, moving my fingers in small circles. “I liked it.”
“How does it compare to the last one?”
“I don’t know,” I say. “Different kind of movie, I guess. Last part of a trilogy.” Then, almost as if I’m trying to discourage further conversation, I lower my mouth to her neglected nipple and draw it in, my tongue mirroring the movements of my hand.
It isn’t long before she reaches her peak, climaxing violently, her hips bucking against mine as my fingers continue their dance over her clit. She thrashes against the bed, her head slamming repeatedly into her pillow. She cries out, announcing her orgasm in the most explicit terms imaginable.
I give her a moment to recover. Then, taking my hand away, I begin to thrust deeply once more. “So,” I say, “what were you thinking about when you came?”
“Honestly? I was thinking about Batman.”