Cowboy and the Harlot – A Serial Story

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She donned a black camisole, a matching garter belt, and stockings.  Once he had commenced his regular nighttime routine she slipped on a pair of high heels and stepped outside.

She sauntered to his bedroom door and turned the knob.  As expected, it was unlocked.

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TMI Tuesday: October 2, 2012 – You Wear it Well

Jack’s Answers
1. What is your most favourite thing to wear that you have in your closet at the moment?
At the moment I’m partial toward a comfortable pair of jeans and a semi-casual short-sleeved dress shirt.  Actually, given the weather of late I’m most partial toward a pair of cargo shorts and a T-shirt, but these things are typically kept in my dresser and not in the closet.  However, for the sake of technicality, I’ll go with the jeans and dress shirt.  It’s not unlike this:
Originally posted August 16, 2012
2. What is the one item of clothing that you have seen on one of your friends / workmates that you would steal for yourself if you had the chance?
Wow.  Uh…you know I’m a dude, right?  I don’t know that I’ve ever considered asking to borrow an article of clothing worn by another human being, let alone stealing one.  Don’t get me wrong, though I try not to be the covetous sort, on the occasion that I want to borrow something that belongs to someone else, it’s usually his wife or girlfriend and not, say, his Metallica T-shirt. 
3. What is the one thing that your partner wears that never fails to turn you on. Why does it turn you on so much?
Literally anything and everything that Jill wears turns me on.  I’m not sure whether it’s the fact that she has a very smart, sexy fashion sense, or if it’s because she could make any article of clothing look good – I suspect equal measures of each – but it doesn’t matter if she’s wearing an old T-shirt, sweats, and tennis shoes; or heels, a short skirt, and a blouse that accentuates her ample cleavage.  Either extreme, as well as anything in between, gets me very hot.  I suspect that this is because no matter what she’s wearing, I know what lies beneath her clothes.
4. What is the one thing you wear when you want to attract the attention of your partner or others?
I find that if we’re going out and I wear a certain dress shirt – actually one of several – Jill can’t keep her hands off of me, and will usually take great pleasure in unbuttoning the shirt when we get home.  She likes me in a perfectly-tailored suit, though she also enjoys a certain pair of jeans that make my ass look particularly good.  As for what she prefers underneath, she is a sucker for boxer briefs, and I wish I’d known this years ago as I’ve only begun wearing them relatively recently.  Lastly, she enjoys it when I wear a certain cologne.
5. When you want to feel sexy what do you wear and why?
When it comes to clothing, I feel pretty sexy in just about anything.  I’m not trying to sound like a raging egomaniac here, but as long as my clothing fits and is clean I do my best to exude confidence.  There are a few exceptions:  I don’t like wearing V-neck T-shirts, and jeans in any color but blue, or on occasion, black.  However, if I want to feel sexy it’s a sure bet that I’m wearing my contacts and not my glasses.  I’ve been wearing corrective lenses for more than twenty years, and while there are certain women in our circle who think I look sexy in glasses, I think that my eyes are sexier when unobstructed.
6. If you had unlimited funds but could only shop for one type of clothing (shoes, lingerie, fetish etc) what would it be?
The first time I read this question I didn’t get it.  The second time I read this question, I didn’t think it applied to me; as stated in my answer to #2, I don’t give that much thought to my wardrobe.  But on the third reading, it hit me:  Suits.  I look fantastic in a nice suit – even a relatively inexpensive one – and often have to choose wedding attire carefully so as not to upstage the groom.  I don’t work in a field where formalwear is required, and while I often find myself at social gatherings where a suit is customary, I don’t have nearly as many as I would like.  The fact is that I simply can’t afford – nor do I have room for – more than a few suits.  But if I had unlimited funds I’d splurge on several, and then do a few photo shoots for the blog.

Originally posted August 26, 2012

Bonus: Tell us about your favourite scenario, real or fantasy, that involves some kind of clothing or fetish wear.
My favorite clothing-related fantasy scenario involves me removing the clothing of most of the sexy women who frequent our blog and interact with us on Twitter.

Jill’s Answers

1. What is your most favourite thing to wear that you have in your closet at the moment?
My favorite article of clothing in my closet is my sexy heels.  They are so comfortable and sexy, and versatile too!  I can wear them with a pair of slacks, a cocktail dress, or best of all my sexy lingerie!  I love the way they make my legs look.  The instant I put them on I feel sexy.

 

Originally posted December 22, 2012

2. What is the one item of clothing that you have seen on one of your friends / workmates that you would steal for yourself if you had the chance?
My best friend has the cutest black cocktail dress.  I absolutely love it.  It is classically elegant, and it would look stunning with the heels I mentioned in my previous answer.

3. What is the one thing that your partner wears that never fails to turn you on. Why does it turn you on so much?
When Jack puts on a suit, all I can think of is “When can I rip it off of him?”  I mean, you have seen the suit porn, haven’t you?  That ass.  I just want to grab it.  I want to take my hands and pull his shirt off, popping off all the buttons one by one.  But shirts are expensive so I always unbutton it slowly and gently, and then I throw him on the bed and ride him hard and fast.  

See what I mean?

4. What is the one thing you wear when you want to attract the attention of your partner or others?
A “titty shirt”, which is my name for any shirt that accentuates my cleavage.  Jack loves it, and most others seem to appreciate it too.

5. When you want to feel sexy what do you wear and why?
My aforementioned titty shirt, a short skirt, and heels.  Or else lingerie.

6. If you had unlimited funds but could only shop for one type of clothing (shoes, lingerie, fetish etc) what would it be?
Definitely dresses.  I love wearing them.  From the sundress to the cocktail dress to the formal gown, I love them all.

Bonus: Tell us about your favourite scenario, real or fantasy, that involves some kind of clothing or fetish wear.
See my answer to #3.

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Toy Review: The Jopen Vanity vr6

I recently found myself seeking a replacement for my Rabbit. I debated between the Lelo Insignia Soraya and the Jopen Vanity.  I’d heard wonderful things about both toys.  Both appeared to be products of superior quality, and very aesthetically-pleasing as well.  However, I eventually decided upon the Jopen Vanity vr6.

Like all Rabbit-style vibrators, the Jopen Vanity vr6 consists of an insertable shaft and a smaller appendage designed for clitoral stimulation.  Comparing both prospective toys, I saw that the clitoral stimulator on the Vanity was situated closer to the shaft than it was on the Soraya, and therefore much more likely to hit all the necessary spots.  I was a bit disappointed, as I have long wanted to own something by Lelo, but the more I researched, the more certain I was that the Vanity offered exactly what I needed in a vibrator.

One of the things that I found appealing about the Vanity is the fact that the surface of the toy is made entirely of silicone, whereas the Soraya features a mostly-silicone body with some plastic incorporated.  I liked the idea of an entirely-silicone vibrator, as this material nicely retains my body heat.  Like the Soraya, the Vanity is rechargeable and thus does not require frequent battery replacement.  The other specs, including intensity, noise level, and safety, were similar as well, although the site I checked rated the Vanity a 10 for safety whereas the Soraya was only rated an 8.

It didn’t hurt that the Vanity was more than $40 cheaper than the Soraya.  I immediately placed my order, and spent the next several days anticipating the Vanity’s velvety texture, as described on the retailer’s website.  I had never owned a vibrator that I would have described as “velvety”.  It sounded very appealing.

The day that my Vanity arrived, Jack texted me at work and asked if I wanted him to open it and charge it so that it would be ready when I got home.  Of course I did!  After all that anticipation, I wanted it inside me as soon as I walked in the door!

Jack’s other task of the day was to make sure our daughter didn’t nap until right before I got home from work.  He took her to the park and let her run around for an hour or so, and as I hoped, she crashed hard as soon as they returned.  I got home twenty minutes later, and found the Vanity fully-charged on Jack’s nightstand.

I unplugged it from the charger and took it in my hand.  As I turned it on, I was pleased to see that it was much quieter than my old Rabbit, and I had fun playing with the different vibration settings.  There are two separate controls, one for the shaft and one for the clitoral stimulator.  It was exciting to feel them buzz in my hand, but the true test of a vibrator (other than the obvious one) is to place it on the tip of your nose.

Have you ever tried this?  It works!  Any reputable toy retailer will let you test a vibrator on your nose as this will approximate the sensation caused by placing the vibrator on your clit.  It felt great on my nose, so I figured it was time to get down to business.  I was already wet with anticipation, and the Vanity slid right inside me.  I quickly turned it up to its highest speed, because I love intensity and I wanted to see what my new toy was made of.

I thumbed the button for the clitoral stimulator to the halfway point and placed it on my clit.  Even at a lower speed, the vibrations were powerful.  It felt like my whole body was vibrating.  My first orgasm snuck up on me relatively quickly, wracking my body with waves of intense pleasure.  I found myself writhing on our bed, moaning in ecstasy.  But I wanted more.

I slowed down the vibration a bit and maneuvered myself onto my knees so that I could ride my toy.  The control buttons are on its side, so there was no chance of accidentally changing the vibration or shutting it off while I rode it.  As my body undulated atop the Vanity, I took Jack into my mouth.  As I hungrily sucked his rock-hard cock I came again, gushing like a fountain all over the bedsheets.  I was not expecting that!

Remembering that the Vanity is waterproof, we took it into the bath to test it out.  It worked perfectly even when submerged, and the vibrations didn’t falter even as Jack worked the toy in and out of my pussy.  Afterwards we found it easy to clean with soap and warm water.  The charge is very long-lasting, and in fact I have only had to recharge it once since receiving it.

The Jopen Vanity vr6 is a great toy for home or on-the-go.  I’m used to masturbating with small bullets when I’m out in public, but I am very impressed with how easily the Vanity fits in my purse.  I would never have been able to carry my old Rabbit around without worrying that someone might see it.  Needless to say, I do not have this problem with the Vanity.

It seems that both the Jopen Vanity vr6 and the Lelo Insignia Soraya are similarly-matched, but while it may be a case of personal preference, I am certain that the Vanity is the better toy for me.  I am extremely satisfied with my purchase.  If you’re in the market for a higher-end vibrator, I don’t think either of these will steer you wrong.

Formspring Friday: How Much?

On average, do you feel like you have enough sex? Too much sex? Or an average amount of sex

(Submitted by Cougar in Training)

We found this to be a difficult question, and accordingly we gave it much thought.  We fully anticipated having different or even opposing answers but in the end we found that we were more or less in agreement.  We feel that we have the right amount of sex for us.

Note that we didn’t say that we have enough sex.  Given the nature of our respective sex drives, “enough sex” may not be a goal we can ever hope to reach.  And while we frequently joke that there’s no such thing as too much sex, we did ask each other while answering this question whether that might be the case.  As expected, it is not.  We have no idea how to gauge what is an average amount of sex for the typical couple or individual, but we strongly suspect that we have more sex than most.

We feel that we have more sex than we should probably expect given our circumstances.  We live in a small space with a toddler who dislikes sleep and is frequently underfoot.  We were warned by many of our friends and relatives that the sex would decrease – if not cease altogether – once we became parents.  Accordingly, we made a deliberate effort to maintain if not increase the amount of sex we were having before we had a child.  We think we’ve been pretty successful.

Would we be happier with more sex?  Undoubtedly.  Would we describe the amount of sex we’ve been having as “enough”?  Once again, probably not.  We would love to have more sex, and for that matter better sex, sex for longer periods of time, or more sex with multiple partners.  But given the limitations, especially the limitations of time and energy, both of which are increasingly scarce these days, we have no reason or right to complain.

If you want to ask us a sexy question, drop us a line on Formspring, or use the handy Formspring widget on the right-hand side of our blog.  To see who else participated this week, search #FormspringFriday on Twitter!  If you have a Formspring account and you aren’t already participating, feel free to join in the Formspring Friday fun!

The Naughty Hangout: Arm Exercises

This week’s main theme at The Naughty Hangout is “Motion/Blur”.  Though in the past we’ve attempted to capture one of the backup themes – in this case “Arranged” and “Interior”, this week we thought it much more effective to focus solely on the main theme.

Although we’re only tackling one theme this week, be sure to mouse over the image to see another blurry shot!

See who else is being naughty this week!

Wicked Wednesday: My Hardest Limit

If it turns you on I’ll flash my breasts
I’ll even let you touch
And lick and suck and all the rest
It doesn’t mean so much

Or maybe you’re the type of man
Who’d rather go down south
And get me started with your hand
Then finish with your mouth

And when you’re done it’s only fair
That I reciprocate
I’d love it if you’d tug my hair
As you ejaculate

You can kiss me hungrily
Upon my ruby lips
And when you’re back there fucking me
By all means grab my hips

But I have just one boundary
You should know before we start
You can have me physically
But my husband owns my heart

– Jill
Prompt: Heart


TMI Tuesday: September 25, 2012 – Celebrity Sex-a-thon!

Thank you to Ms. B for submitting this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.
Jack’s Answers
1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?
Definitely Remy the rat from Ratatouille.  He’s sexier, but only because he’s voiced by comedian Patton Oswalt.

Short, furry, rat-like:  These words describe me to a “T”.
2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?
I have no idea.  Seriously – I’m so far removed from the current pop culture especially as it relates to celebrities that I am hard-pressed to come up with anyone, male or female.  For male, how about the guy who played Thor?  Chicks seem to dig him.  For female, I’ll go with Tina Fey because I have a serious thing for smart women and she definitely comes across as smart.  Bear in mind that while I’ve found her attractive since her SNL debut in 2000, I had to browse a list of female celebrities in order to even think of her.  As for whether I’d have sex with them, Fey yes, Hemsworth no.
3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?
Pope Benedict XVI.  Please don’t tell anyone.

Turns out that a strong resemblance to Emperor Palpatine is a big turn-on of mine.  Who knew?
4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?
Yes, I’ve watched quite a few celebrity sex tapes, as it’s often the only thing that could make me care about the celebrity – sorry, “celebrity” – in question.  I am referring specifically to the Paris Hilton sex tape when I say in response to the final part of this question that if I were there I might have jammed something in her mouth in the hopes of shutting her the fuck up.
5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be there’s?
What, like celebrities?  No, we’ve never made a list of potential celebrities we are okay with the other person having sex with.  We should probably get right on that; we frequently encounter famous A-listers doing their grocery shopping at our local Safeway.
6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?
Questions like these always puzzle me.  I can think of a lot of people, personal heroes and the like, with whom I wouldn’t mind having dinner.  Read some of my choices here.  However, given the theme this week I get the sense that this is supposed to be sexual, likely relating to a celebrity, and I just can’t think of one.  It’s been years since I’ve had a celebrity crush; I really can’t relate to celebrities in a sexual manner and generally speaking I don’t know one young starlet from another.  So for the sake of getting through this answer I will say that I’d love to have dinner with many of our sexy blogging/Twitter friends (you know who you are).  My cock will be served for dessert.
Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?
If you’re asking whether I’d let my wife sleep with someone for a million dollars, my answer would be a resounding yes provided she was willing – and for a million bucks I sure as hell hope she would be.  If you’re asking whether I would sleep with someone for a million dollars I was ready to say “only if she was female”, but for a million dollars I might be open to a little swordfighting.
Especially if I get to be Vader.

Jill’s Answers

1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?
Does Maureen McCormick from The Brady Bunch count as a celebrity?  I’ve been told that I bear a passing resemblance to Marcia Brady.  Personally, I think I’m a lot sexier than she is, but Marcia always had that cute “girl next door” look which makes up for it a bit.  Plus my nose is way smaller than hers.

 
Especially after a close encounter with a football.

2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?
The hottest male celebrity is Mark Ruffalo, of course.  His name comes up often on the blog when we’re talking about sexy celebrities.  And I’ve always thought Jennifer Aniston was hot.  I’ve been a fan since Friends, and have always found her really attractive.  If given the chance, yes, I would have sex with both of them, hopefully at the same time.
3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?
I don’t think there are any celebrities I’d be ashamed to admit to fantasizing about, although that depends on the friend in question.  In other words, I don’t admit to fantasizing about anyone to many of my friends because it’s just not something we talk about.  On the other hand, I have friends with whom I could discuss anything without fear of judgment, and I probably wouldn’t hesitate to tell them that I fantasize about the guy in the Chewbacca costume.  Not that I fantasize about him by any means.
 

Nothing personal, Mr. Mayhew.
4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?
I’ve seen a few celebrity sex tapes.  The first one I ever saw was Paris Hilton’s, and I thought it was crappy and hilarious, the sort of unintentional comedy that used to be relegated to cheap horror movies.  I can honestly say that it was the most uninteresting porn film I’ve ever seen.  If I had been in the video, I definitely wouldn’t be having sex with her because I’m not a big fan of crabs.  So I would probably stay on the sidelines and laugh at her insipidness.
5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be there’s?
We know about couples who have a list of celebrities who are fair game, but we’ve never done that.  We aren’t big fans of celebrities in general and probably couldn’t name enough to populate such a list.  Also, we never saw the point of penning a list full of people we’ll probably never meet and instead keep lists of people from our social circle who we’d like to have sex with.  Having said that, I’m sure that Jack would let me sleep with any of my celebrity crushes, especially if they were female and he got to watch, and eventually join in.
6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?
My ideal dining companion would be my longest-running celebrity crush Harrison Ford, who so captivated me during my childhood in the 1980s and continues to do so despite the fact that I haven’t seen anything he’s done lately.  Dessert would be me, obviously.  I considered drizzling myself in chocolate first, but I’m pretty sure I’m sweet enough.
Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?
If Jack was okay with it, of course I would.  I’m a teacher, and we don’t get paid jack shit.

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