Jack’s Answers

1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln’s lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
At the top of the Washington Monument or the Statue of Liberty. I enjoy having sex in high places, while looking down at the world below.

2. Have you ever “played” with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny’s, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
No, and I can’t say that this has ever actually occurred to me, beyond a never-gonna-happen type of fantasy. I’m fond of my freedom, and this seems like a surefire way to lose it.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
Plenty of times! Airplanes, cruise ships, and a particular limousine ride shortly after we got married immediately come to mind. Hell, I’ve had sex atop the washing maching, which was, technically speaking, moving at the time.

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss’s office)?
I’m just pervy enough to consider having sex in an empty church sometime, although Jill probably fears Hell sufficiently to never want to try this. (Killjoy!) I have, however, had sex in my boss’ office. Two bosses’ offices, actually.

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman’s Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
Definitely, often, and in a variety of locations.

Jill’s Answers

1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln’s lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
If I could have monumental sex without getting caught or arrested, I would do it just about anywhere.

2. Have you ever “played” with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny’s, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
We sometimes make food a part of our sex play, but this has never happened in a restaurant.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
We have had sex on an airplane before, and Jack likes it when I masturbate while he’s driving. (Does that count?) I’ve also given guys blowjobs while they’re driving (including Jack), but I don’t think I’ve had actual penetrative sex in a moving car.

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss’s office)?
No. I’m not much for sex in church, or the workplace.

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman’s Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
Yes, we do this a lot. Also one of the first times I ever had oral sex was on a public beach, literally under the stars.

For further reading on this subject, see our entry “101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die“.