(Questions courtesy of Andee at Sexy Northern Angel.)
Jack’s Answers
1. Summer is a time to escape, kick back and chill. What is your favourite way to relax when the warm weather hits?
I enjoy relaxing in a reclining patio chair beside a pool, or on a large blanket or towel on the beach or beside a lake. Ideally I will be drinking some sort of ice-cold beverage – beer, soda, water – and listening to music or reading. I’ll be wearing sunglasses and swimming trunks (or not, if possible) and nothing else. Don’t get me wrong, if I’m near a pool or natural body of water I am eventually going to swim, but the question specifically asked about relaxation, and while swimming is fun it’s far from relaxing.
Don’t even pretend this shit isn’t hard work.
2. My first date was to a drive-in movie, what is your best memory of these classic outdoor theatres?
In the interest of being family-friendly, I’ll tell you my earliest memory of the drive-in, though it’s worth noting that to the best of my knoweldge it did not occur in summertime. There’s a much more salacious drive-in movie story that would qualify as my best memory, but I suspect that Jill will share it. When I was about four or five, my parents took me to the drive-in to watch Robert Altman’s Popeye. My uncle tagged along. He and my Dad sat in the back seat, and my Mom and I sat in the front seat. When Popeye was over, my Mom and I switched seats with my uncle and my Dad. They watched another movie, while my Mom put me to bed.
If that was too cute, here’s a picture of two people fucking! Enjoy!
3. Have you ever had a summer fling? How did it develop and why did it end?
Not really. However, when I was sixteen I went to L.A. with my Mom for a work conference. I met a girl who was staying at the same hotel and we had sex a few times. I don’t know that I would call it a fling; I only stayed at the hotel for a few days, and while the situation was intense, fast-paced, and fun, it wasn’t the cliché summer fling in that I’m sure we didn’t pine for the other after we parted, especially since I already had a girlfriend. Yep, that’s right: This was the one time I cheated on a partner. I wasn’t proud of it then, and I’m not particularly proud of it now, though the girl was pretty hot. The situation developed when I ran into her in the hotel gift shop and struck up a conversation. It ended when the conference did. We lived far from one another, and as this was before email, there was no real expectation of keeping in touch. You can read more about it here.
4. Board shorts and bikinis leave something to the imagination, but have you ever tried a nude beach?
As a matter of fact, we have! On Christmas Eve of last year (again, not summertime), Jill and I visited Baker Beach in San Francisco, California to take our final HNT picture. Portions of the beach are clothing-optional, and we briefly stripped off our clothes and got the shot we wanted. We weren’t even certain if the part of the beach where we happened to be was clothing-optional; we certainly hoped so, as we didn’t want to be cited – or wose, arrested – on Christmas Eve. We made certain that there were no children around, and for that matter as few bystanders as possible, before we dropped trou, but we were certainly the only ones naked on the beach. While the skies were clear that day, it was pretty chilly out.
5. What are your thoughts on the Speedo and the Wicked Weasel?
I’m not a big fan of the Speedo, mainly because I don’t think I can pull one off. Actually, let me clarify: When I hear “Speedo” I’m usually thinking of a super-revealing piece of swimwear designed for men, i.e. what is commonly known as a “nut-hugger” or a “banana hammock”. Having said that, I acknowledge that Speedo produces a wide variety of swimwear for both men and women, beyond the stereotypical man-thong of the sort worn by Borat. As for Wicked Weasel, I’d never heard of the term, but I see that it’s also a brand of swimwear. My own distaste for wearing small predatory animals in my bikini area notwithstanding, their product looks both functional and attractive. To be honest, though, I’m not the sort to drop a lot of cash on a swimsuit. I look just as hot in something cheaper.
This is what I pictured when I read the question.
6. The warm weather is a great opportunity to get busy outdoors. Have you ever?
Of course! We are big fans of alfresco sex, and have done it in a few locations, generally backyards or other places where we were unlikely to be arrested for public indecency. Part of the appeal is the fact that it’s usually cooler outdoors, especially at night. Another part is the fact that fucking outside is outside the box, so to speak. It doesn’t fit into the tidy definition of what sex should be, and it’s nice to buck the system.
7. Sunrise or sunset? Which is your summer favourite?
I’m going to go with sunset, if only because rising before the sun is not how this lazy dude prefers to spend his summer.
8. What is the one summer delight that really quenches your thirst? How about your lust?
I drink a lot of ice water, but it’s got to be really cold. I hate it when I order ice water in a restaurant and the server pours me a glass of water from a pitcher that has ice in it, but makes certain that absolutely no ice ends up in my glass. I ordered ice water, not ice cold water. As for my lust, it’s got to be skinny dipping with Jill. We try to skinny dip at least once a summer, provided we have the opportunity. A good hour swimming naked with her under the night sky and all I can think about is sex.
To be fair, one hour of anything has the same effect on me.
Bonus: Summer is the time to participate in outdoor activities. Where would you most like to have sex :
– on the beach?
– at a picnic?
– camping?
Will there be food at this picnic?
Jill’s Answers
1. Summer is a time to escape, kick back and chill. What is your favourite way to relax when the warm weather hits?
I’d love to be in a cabana getting a massage from a hot guy or gal, and when I was perfectly relaxed I’d go to the beach with a good book, preferably something sexy, and a fruity frozen alcoholic beverage like a daiquiri or a margarita. I’d lie in the sun, close enough to the water to take a dip whenever I need to cool off. And the baby would be with her grandparents so I don’t have to worry about her. I couldn’t possibly relax if she was wandering close to the water.
And if her grandparents aren’t around…
2. My first date was to a drive-in movie, what is your best memory of these classic outdoor theatres?
One of my best memories is the time last year when we took the baby to the drive-in to watch Tangled. She was around nine months old and it was her first time at the movies. We knew we wouldn’t be able to take her to an actual theater for quite awhile, and we had a lot of fun that night. We all enjoyed the movie. Plus, there aren’t many drive-ins around, and we made a fun family event out of going. Since both Jack and I grew up with drive-in movies, we are so glad that she didn’t miss out. Still, we know she probably doesn’t even remember the experience. Jack says that I also have to mention the time we went to a drive-in shortly after we started blogging in 2008. We saw Max Payne, and it sucked, so we didn’t feel bad about ignoring the movie and fucking with wild abandon in the car. In fact, I think we went just so we could say that we had sex at the drive-in, and blog about it. But I don’t think that we ever actually blogged about it.
3. Have you ever had a summer fling? How did it develop and why did it end?
I’ve never had an actual summer fling. One year I had a summer job at a movie theater, and I spent most of the summer flirting with a guy I worked with. We only dated a couple times. It wasn’t like we were making out on the beach in Grease or anything.
Or, for that matter, making out on the beach in Greece.
4. Board shorts and bikinis leave something to the imagination, but have you ever tried a nude beach?
Yes we have! I’m sure Jack already mentioned our outing to Baker Beach last year. That was one of the most exciting things we’ve ever done, and it nicely indulged our exhibitionist natures. As fulfilling as it was, though, I wish we could
have had sex right there on the beach. (We’ve also been skinny dipping many times, but that’s obviously not the same thing.)
5. What are your thoughts on the Speedo and the Wicked Weasel?
The Wicked Weasel is definitely sexier than the Speedo, but that’s probably because in general I would rather look at a woman’s ass than a guy’s. In my opinion guys look sexier in board shorts than they do in G-string type swimsuits.
You can take the cross off. The vampires don’t want you.
6. The warm weather is a great opportunity to get busy outdoors. Have you ever?
Yes, we have done it. We usually do it in places where privacy is assured or at least likely. We’ve done it in secluded areas while camping, but more often we do it on our balcony, or in a private backyard. One summer when we were dating, Jack’s parents threw a huge pool party. After all the guests had left and his parents had gone to sleep, we sat out in the yard and made out. We eventually found ourselves on the grass, having sex under the moonlight. When we had finished we gathered up our clothes and went inside. The next morning, Jack’s innocent, naive (Jack would say clueless) mother asked if one of my sisters had left a swimsuit top out in the yard. Turns out it was my bra. I took it, thanked her, and told her I would check. Before you ask, no, she was not trying to spare me the embarrassment. She thought it was a swimsuit top, if only because it didn’t occur to her that Jack and I might have been fucking in their backyard.
7. Sunrise or sunset? Which is your summer favourite?
Definitely sunset. I love watching the sun go down while sitting in a comfortable lounge chair on the beach. Or on a cruise ship. Or the Eiffel Tower. Or anywhere, really.
Well, maybe not just anywhere.
8. What is the one summer delight that really quenches your thirst? How about your lust?
The thing that really quenches my thirst is a frozen drink like a daiquiri or a margarita, ideally consumed on a tropical beach at an all-inclusive resort, preferably a swingers’ resort. The thing that quenches my lust is sex, obviously. Lying on a beach being licked to orgasm? That would quench my lust for sure.
Bonus: Summer is the time to participate in outdoor activities. Where would you most like to have sex :
– on the beach?
– at a picnic?
– camping?
Definitely on the beach. Like in Grease. Can you tell I’m a fan?
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@Jack:
“My own distaste for wearing small predatory animals in my bikini area notwithstanding…”
buwhahahaha. yeah I wouldn’t want that beast near my privates either.
Bonus: Too funny. And yes, dessert…Jill and me 😉
-H
@Jill:
1. Ahh yes, that would be refreshing and relaxing
2. In the places I’ve lived the drive-in movie died out long ago. I hear there is one about 2 hours north of me now.
Happy TMI Tuesday,
-H
Jack “We are big fans of alfresco sex” I love it!!! haha
Jill, we have so much in common!
🙂
Great answers as always!
Hugs
Aluv
the final HNT, *tear*, still can’t believe it’s all over
hey, that first pic from top, i chose that not knowing about any other blogger using it, it’s true, great minds choose alike
i love being licked to orgasm, too
third pic from top: that’s the stuff, that’s the stuff…
Jack I think any normal person would be afraid of that creature being near anything let alone as a bathing suit. I had not seen the final HNT and I had to go look Gorgeous as always. Much braver than I have ever been. sex outside perfect, on a beach eeehhh not so much.. Looks great on film and all but yeah not that great.
Jill our youngest had a thing for our dog cages when he was younger, which I always found hilarious. They fight to get out of playpens and cribs but will climb in a dog cage and fall asleep. I LOVE GREASE the original . Part 2 was not as good as the first, not even close.
Awesome answers! I love the daschund pic…looks just like the one I had as a little girl. Then I saw the Speedo pic…yikes…far too many weiners consumed there, but you gotta love the big bling!
I definitely agree with the alfresco sex – something about doing it outside the box creates a whole new kind of sensation…and I howled at the bra story. When I was first dating my now-husband, something very similar happened with his underwear being left under my bed! Unlike you, I was busted though…
Great answers. This one was very entertaining. I was especially amused by the sunset at a prison photo. I literally laughed out loud. Happy Tuesday, y’all! 😉
As always, loved the pictures. I’ve missed commenting on your blog.
I LOVE GREASE! Great movie, great songs, and ever since I saw the questions I can’t stop singing “Summer Lovin'” in my head.
Skinny dipping under the stars sounds like one of the most enjoyable summer activities I can ever imagine. I must find a way to do this myself… I am inspired.
“The vampires don’t want you” HA! *laughs*
I’ve always wanted to go to a drive-in movie theater, but there are none left in Louisiana, sadly. Perhaps we will stumble upon one some day… And have sex in the car with reckless abandon, of course!
You have to try the nude resorts, you can spend the night and get an early start if you did not have too late of a night.
LOL..at that photo Jill posted with the overweight guy in the speedo…i always think of that when i hear “speedo.”
Always a pleasure lurking on your blog 😉