1. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
Yep.  A few years ago, on our first getaway without our daughter – actually our first night away from our daughter anywhere – Jill and I spent a couple days fucking more or less nonstop.  The morning we checked out, we were having very noisy sex – noisier than we’d been either of the previous nights – and the occupants of the next room began banging on the wall.  To our credit, we didn’t mistakenly think they were competing with us and get even louder.  And in our defense it was nine o’clock on a Wednesday morning.  Another similar event occurred a few summers ago, when we went to a resort with pretty much Jill’s entire extended family.  We stayed in several houses, and ours was also occupied by a few of Jill’s siblings, their significant others, and their children.  We had sex pretty much every night, but one night in particular we got a bit loud and apparently woke everybody up.  Just the adults, though; if any of the children awoke they probably just assumed someone was being murdered, went back to sleep, and never mentioned it.  More on both incidents here.

2. Ever had kids or parents bust in on you in the middle of full on sex?
Parents, no.  Kids (or in our case, one kid), yes.  When our daughter was a baby it was not unusual for Jill and I to have sex in the late afternoon while she napped.  When she got a bit older, it was also not unusual for her to wake up, extricate herself from her bed, and walk silently to wherever we happened to be, which was sometimes the living room.  If we were fucking in our bed, it was easy to pull the covers over ourselves and pretend we were just napping.  Naked.  One of us on top of the other.  In the living room, however, we were usually on the floor, which afforded the little one what I imagine was a porn-worthy view of the action.  Needless to say, once she developed her cognitive skills and really started talking, we confined our fun to the bedroom.  More on this incident here.

3. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes? Was it your request or theirs?
Yep, I’m a big fan. Jill is really turned on by this, although as it turns out I didn’t know it until relatively recently. I’m not sure how, though; I’m certain it’s something I tried, because I always try it. Anyway, as it turns out, that’s one of the things I was doing to her when the neighbors banged on the wall as described in my answer to Question #1. She didn’t request it, I just started doing it while her legs were up on my shoulders, and she damn near went through the roof.

4. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner
d. Keep it simple–missionary, lube, sleep.
Generally speaking, I like to think I’m more of a (c) than anything else. I can be playful but definitely not tame, and while I enjoy introducing new things outfits and toys are probably not among them; I’m more the sort to introduce or suggest new activities. I have been a (d), especially lately as sex is limited by necessity to quickies, though generally speaking unless I’m putting it in Jill’s butt, lube is not required. She’s pretty-much constantly wet.

5. Speaking of lube–what is your favorite lube for sex and why?
I can’t name a specific brand, if that’s what you’re asking. In my nightstand drawer I have both water-based and more viscous gel-type lube; while I use the stuff rarely, I tend to go with the gel before the water-based unless a partner requests otherwise.

Bonus: What are you looking forward to this week?
My daughter’s birthday. Friday. Sleep, if I’m lucky. I’d love to be able to cite a few upcoming events like random hookups, a threesome or a foursome, or perhaps a play party. But none are scheduled. Anyone want to change that for us?

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