Hi there! TMI Tuesday…

Jack’s Answers

1. With whom would you like to take a bath?
Anyone who’s willing to. As time passes I find myself less picky than I was the day before. And in fact that same answer applies to most of these questions. So rather than going for the easy cop-out, I’ll give you the type of person with whom I’d like to do these things, rather than a specific individual. I’d like to take a bath with someone who would like to immerse themselves in warm (or even hot) water with me and share some intimacy. Someone who can be content with closeness, with soft kisses on her shoulders and the back of her neck.

2. You are, on a motorcycle, riding hard down a country road, wind in your hair. Who is the hottie on the bike with you? Are you riding or driving?
I’d like to take such a ride with someone who enjoys a spur-of-the-moment outing with no destination in mind. Someone who enjoys the excitement and exhilaration of speeding along a rural highway before pulling over for a hot makeout session and maybe some sexy hand action.

3. Baking naked–who is kneading your dough? 😉
I’d rattle off a list of all the celebrity chefs from whom I’d like to get a handjob – or better still, a blowjob – but in the off chance they’re regular readers of this blog, I’d hate for them to feel objectified, or to come off as entitled.

4. Come sail away, come sail away, come and sail away with me! Who is joining you for a sexy sea adventure?
Someone who isn’t prone to seasickness, definitely.

5. “I got your back.” Hands down who do you fully support, stick by no matter what, Who are you willing to help at all costs?
My family, by which I mean my wife and daughter. My parents too, if they needed it. Not my extended family, though; they haven’t made much effort to stay in my life, and after years of putting myself out there for them I’m pretty much done. Beyond family, a few close friends (and lovers) will always find me there when I’m needed.

Bonus: Belly button–inny or outty? Are you going to show us? 😀
Inny. Nobody wants to see my damn belly button.

Jill’s Answers

1. With whom would you like to take a bath?
I would like to take a bath with a person who will massage my shoulders, kiss my neck, squeeze me tight, and let me rest my head against his chest (or hers). Then the person would have to wash my hair, making sure to let the warm water run behind my ears.

2. You are, on a motorcycle, riding hard down a country road, wind in your hair. Who is the hottie on the bike with you? Are you riding or driving?
I’d ride with someone who is a safe driver, who I can trust to keep his or her eyes on the road and not get us into any close calls. I’d have to be riding, not driving, and likely with my eyes closed. Motorcycles scare me.

3. Baking naked–who is kneading your dough? 😉
Ideally a man with nice strong hands who can read my body and sense where it needs to be massaged and rubbed. He can listen to my soft moans and respond with deeper pressure.

4. Come sail away, come sail away, come and sail away with me! Who is joining you for a sexy sea adventure?
I’d like to experience this with a rich man with a beautiful yacht. There I can relax and enjoy being spoiled with delicious food and tasty beverages.

5. “I got your back.” Hands down who do you fully support, stick by no matter what, Who are you willing to help at all costs?
Definitely my husband and daughter. I have supported, loved compromised, and sacrificed happily for them. My extended family as well, and most of the people I love. I truly have their backs, and I always will.

Bonus: Belly button–inny or outty? Are you going to show us? 😀
Inny. No.

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