This week on TMI Tuesday let’s talk sexual expectations or…

5. I would like to attempt new sex positions such as _____ .

I thought about coming up with a smart-assed answer to this question, i.e. a hypothetical, implausible position with a ridiculous name and an overly elaborate description that can only be achieved by invertebrates.  But then I decided to play it straight.  The truth is that Jill and I probably rely on a half-dozen separate positions in the typical non-rushed sex session.  We have been known to utilize others on occasion, when the mood strikes us and we fancy something a bit different.  Having said that – and unable to speak for my wife – I have no pressing need to try any specific new position, but I will gladly do so when one comes to our attention.

6. I would like to stop doing _____ sex position.

Obviously the position of the blank precludes me from giving as in-depth an answer as I would like to give.  I mean, I could say “the spastic crane” or “the hiccoughing Wookiee”, if these were actual sex positions, but again, the wording of the question and the placement of the blank doesn’t permit me to elaborate on exactly what the position entails.  It’s a moot point; there are no positions in which I regularly engage that I would like to stop.  We admittedly do not regularly utilize the sort of positions that exist mainly to impress visually but are not practical for sex; those in which we do regularly engage, while typical, never fail to satisfy.

Nor does ice cream.

7. To me foreplay means _____ .

Foreplay means a hopefully extended and period of leisurely, unfocused (and often not goal-driven) stimulation and pleasure not limited only to the physical realm.  Foreplay can be mental and emotional as well, and often should be.  While writing this response, I decided to do a Google search for “foreplay definition” just to see how the professionals define it.  One of the first results was from Urban Dictionary, and included the following: 

The act of sexually arousing your lover before you partake in having sex. The fore is derrived [sic] from before. Usually the woman initiates it by either giving the man a handjob or a blowjob.

I have no words.

8. Something I think about a lot related to sex is _____ .
How to have more of it with other people.

Bonus: Tell us something you love about your sex life.
Honestly, I’m just grateful that I have one.

Jill’s Answers

1. What are some challenges related to your sex life?

Time is probably the biggest challenge for me.  Energy too, I guess, but that’s directly related to the lack of time.  Also, and I don’t mean this to sound as mean as it’s probably going to sound, but our daughter being around is a huge challenge.  And my in-laws, who frequently stay with us.  They tend to walk into our room with little warning, or even just knocking on the bedroom door when it’s clear that we don’t want to be disturbed.  And they make a hell of a lot of noise just outside of our bedroom.  I realize it’s not that large a house, but go play somewhere else, please.

2. Is quality or quantity most important?

I’d love to have both, and sometimes we do manage to have both.  But if I had to choose one over the other, I’d definitely opt for quality.  Quantity is nice, but I don’t want a lot of lousy sex.  I’d rather have a little great sex.  I don’t want pain.  I don’t want awkwardness.  I don’t want stress, like the kind that comes with worrying that someone’s going to come barging in.

This is exactly what it’s like.

3. How much sex is enough?

I don’t think it’s ever enough.  Even when our daughter was much younger and would regularly nap, and Jack and I were sometimes having sex twice a day five or more days a week, it was never enough.  I guess when I’m sore or tired or in desperate need of sleep, maybe that’s enough.  But I’ve never actually told a partner, or at least a partner who was good at it, “That’s plenty, thanks.”  I’ve said that I’m satisfied, but I’ve never thought, “Okay, I can stop now.  No more of that for today, please.”  Usually when I do want to stop, it’s only reluctantly because I need sleep.

This is probably too much sex.

4. I want to have more _____ .

Orgasms.  I always want more orgasms.  And head.  I can’t get enough of that.  Wouldn’t mind more hot makeout sessions, especially with women.  It’s been awhile since I’ve had one of those.  Actually if I could combine all three of these things that would be perfect.

5. I would like to attempt new sex positions such as _____ .

Something involving a swing.  I’ve never used one of those, and I think it could be fun.  Jack and I have sex in a lot of positions, and there isn’t a lot that we enjoy that we don’t already do regularly.  Maybe if I was a bit thinner we could manage some new positions, but our sex life isn’t sufficiently lacking that I’m going to go on a crash diet or something.

6. I would like to stop doing _____ sex position.

Being interrupted?  Does that count as a sex position?  If so, I’d like to stop doing that one immediately.  Seriously, though, there aren’t any positions that I really dislike.  If there was one, I would have informed Jack before now and we would have stopped.  I don’t need to use this blog to inform him that, say, cowgirl just isn’t doing it for me.  (Note:  It totally is.)

7. To me foreplay means _____ .

Cuddling.  Kissing.  Touching.  Getting my clit sucked.  Getting fisted.  For me, it’s anything that’s not penetrative (i.e. penis-in-vagina) sex.  It doesn’t matter if these activities lead to or include orgasm.  For some reason I consider anything that doesn’t involve penetrative intercourse (but rather precedes it) to be foreplay.

Not to be confused with “for play”.

8. Something I think about a lot related to sex is _____ .

I regularly think about pretty much all areas of sex, whether I’m actively fantasizing or just daydreaming.  I think about kissing and heavy petting.  Someone touching my clit.  Sucking cock.  Sucking cocks.  Fisting.  Having my G-spot stimulated.  I think about lying in afterglow, my chest rising and falling with each breath.  I remember past experiences and how good they felt.  I imagine how exquisite the next time will be.  Often this line of thinking will lead to more, or at least to masturbation.

Bonus: Tell us something you love about your sex life.

I love that I get to have lots of orgasms.  Jack is a very generous lover, easily the most thoughtful and caring I’ve ever had.  He always makes sure that I’m totally satisfied, and sometimes he will put his own orgasm on hold to give me a couple more just because he can tell that I’m getting close.  Sometimes when we’re rushed, it means he won’t get to come at all.  

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In the U.S.A. there is a late-night talk show hosted by comedian/writer Conan O’Brien.

I had not seen Conan O’Brien show for several years. Recently, I decided to watch it and I heard these questions for TMI Tuesday.

5. You never forget your ____ .

6. As a child my favorite pet was ____ .

An actual animal, unlike Jill who is my favorite pet as an adult.

Pictured here.

Bonus: This week’s question comes from The Late Phoenix – “Why was fuck chosen as the ultimate swear word? It coulda easily been duck.”

Bonus: This week’s question comes from The Late Phoenix – “Why was fuck chosen as the ultimate swear word? It coulda easily been duck.”
I have no idea!  I love to fuck and I don’t see it as a bad thing in any way.  In fact, I can’t really understand using the word when you’re angry (although I do it myself sometimes).  When I hear it, it almost always makes me smile regardless of the context, simply because of the connotation.

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We think the title of this post speaks for itself, though we’d be remiss if we didn’t use this space to mention that this week marks the two-hundredth edition of the Sinful Sunday meme (and by my count, our seventh-fifth Sinful Sunday post).  Thanks to Molly for keeping it going all these years, and for everyone who’s ever participated or enjoyed one of our posts.

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Flowers, Kisses, and Money…Welcome to TMI Tuesday.

2. When was the last time you had a long passionate kiss? Who did you kiss?

My wife.  [EDIT:  For some reason, neither of us mentioned when the kiss actually took place.  Our last passionate kiss as of when this post was written was on Monday morning as Jill was leaving for work.  Our last passionate kiss as of when edit was made was on Tuesday morning as Jill was leaving for work.]

3. You’ve just been given $100 for no reason at all. It is yours to do as you wish. Will you save it or spend it? If spend, what will you buy?

Oh, I’d definitely spend it.  I’d love to tell you that I’d use it to renew my XBox Live membership and buy some clothes or some unnecessary but fun piece of personal tech, but in reality $100 is an average grocery shopping trip for us, so realistically it’s getting spent on milk, eggs, and produce.

Either that or I’ll hit the club and make it rain.

4. What is your most irritating habit?

Is this like one of those interview questions where they ask you for a negative quality you possess and you’re supposed to come up with a positive that can be taken in a negative fashion?  I’ll say that my most irritating habit is my extraordinary sexual prowess and my annoying insistence that all of my bedmates are fully satisfied at all times.

5. If you had a day off alone, and could do whatever you wanted, what would you do?

My first instinct is to say “Nothing”, because my typical day is so full of activity that a few hours – if not an entire day – with absolutely nothing planned sounds wonderful.  However, in the last several years I have grown so accustomed to doing several things at once literally every waking moment that I don’t think I could still pull off a day of total leisure.  That being said, an ideal day would involve me sleeping in until at least eight or eight-thirty, and immediately seeking out a partner for a randy Skype session.  Once orgasms were had and everyone was satisfied I’d probably shower and either do some writing in my office or watch a movie or two on the couch.  I’d probably skip breakfast, but would cook a very impressive lunch, then relax on the couch while watching another movie or catching up on some television.  I rarely have the opportunity to sit and focus on the TV, so it would be nice to do so, though I’d be surprised if I didn’t fall asleep instead.  In the early evening I’d hit the gym and work out, then drink some whiskey while cooking dinner and put on some music while I eat.  Before bed I’d take a shower and shave, then see if any of my Skype friends overseas (or for that matter anyone in the United States who stays up late) are interested in putting on a show and getting one in return.  And once that was done I’d get some sleep.

Bonus: Have you ever had sex at work? Where–closet, stairway, office, boardroom, etc.? Do you regret the encounter?

Yes I have!  In fact, I’ve written about at least one such incident.  Actually I’ve had sex in two of the offices in which I’ve worked with a combined four different partners, as well as in a bar in which I briefly filled in for a friend.  I regret none of these incidents.  But I’ve never had sex in a client’s home.  That’s probably crossing a line.

Jill’s Answers

1. When did you last give or get flowers? What was the occasion?

I know you’re all probably thinking that the last person to give me flowers was my fabulous husband Jack, likely for our anniversary or some other special occasion, or for no reason at all because he sometimes does that.  But actually, the last person who gave me flowers was one of my students!  And he gave them to me for no reason at all!  Just because I’m great!  Before that, Jack gave me a beautiful bouquet for my birthday.

That’s not all he gave me.

2. When was the last time you had a long passionate kiss? Who did you kiss?

The only long passionate kisses I’ve gotten lately are from Jack.  Although our daughter, unaware of the implication of such kisses, often tries to imitate Jack when giving me my good night kiss.

3. You’ve just been given $100 for no reason at all. It is yours to do as you wish. Will you save it or spend it? If spend, what will you buy?

I’ll give you the boring, practical answer first, followed by the more exciting but less responsible answer.  The boring, practical answer is that I’d save it for upcoming bills because they never stop coming and we’re far from rich.  The more exciting but less responsible answer is that I’d spend it on a massage.  I really need one, and while Jack gives wonderful, sometimes orgasmic massages (which often end with him slipping inside me), it’s been too long since I’ve had another man’s hands all over my body.

Pictured: Reality.

4. What is your most irritating habit?

I repeat myself constantly.  I’ve been doing it for years, and I’m pretty sure that it comes from being a teacher and having to tell my class everything at least twice before it sinks in.  My daughter often makes me repeat myself as well.  

5. If you had a day off alone, and could do whatever you wanted, what would you do?

I’d start off by making myself a cup of coffee and drinking it in bed while reading erotica.  Before I’d finished my coffee I’d be so turned on that I’d masturbate for awhile, and when I was satisfied I’d go into the living room and lie under a blanket while I catch up on the DVR.  Eventually I’d take a long, luxurious bubble bath, and afterwards I’d get dressed and head to the beach to walk on the sand.  Afterwards I’d hit the gym and go for a swim, then have a relaxing massage.  I’d take a leisurely shower and get dressed, then meet a sexy friend for drinks and dinner.  We’d spend the meal flirting and teasing, and even if nothing overtly sexual happened, I’d leave the restaurant with my panties soaking wet and have to finger my clit as soon as I got into the car.  Once I came I’d lick and suck my juices off of my fingers, imagining that they were his fingers instead.  Once I got home I’d get right into bed, and if I was still aroused (as I probably would be) I’d have another orgasm and go to sleep.

Bonus: Have you ever had sex at work? Where–closet, stairway, office, boardroom, etc.? Do you regret the encounter?

Never at work.  The closest I’ve come was having sex in my car in the parking lot at work.  And I most certainly don’t regret it.

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Hello! This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were adapted from the Newlywed Game. Enjoy!

5. What is it that you do daily that you would like to stop doing?

I would like to stop my annoying habit of sometimes not fucking my wife.  Has anyone ever had daily partnered sex (i.e. not masturbation) for a prolonged period of time, i.e. a month or more?  Jill and I have talked about doing this, but we’ve never actually managed it, certainly not for a month or more.  And as our schedules become increasingly jam-packed with various social obligations, that seems unlikely to change.  Still, I’d love for us to be able to make time for daily sex.

6. What is the biggest lie you ever told to get someone into bed or the biggest lie you ever told in bed?

Biggest lie I ever told to get someone into bed?  Probably that I was a staffer for Bill Clinton, and yes you can totally meet him!  Biggest lie I ever told in bed?  Definitely something along the lines of “No, it’s fine!  You didn’t bite me.  It didn’t hurt at all.”

It was a little bit like this.

Bonus: If married, who was interested in marriage first, you or your spouse?

I want to say that Jill was interested in marriage first, but I think that we both came to it at around the same time.  That is, unless she was already thinking marriage in the very early stages of our dating relationship, and considering what a good lay I am, that’s not unfathomable.

Jill’s Answers

1. What is the nickname a lover had for you that made you cringe?

I’d have to go with “Babe”, though I don’t have a problem with the word itself.  After all, Jack addresses me as “Babe” sometimes, and I’m fine with it.  But one former lover of mine used to say it to me, and for some reason it just made my skin crawl.  He was a complete asshole and, at the risk of sounding shallow or full of myself, totally beneath me.  Needless to say, calling me “Babe” was probably the least of his offenses, and we didn’t stay together very long.

Still, it could’ve been worse.

2. Where do you most often toss or keep your excess change (coins)?

Any change I receive from a purchase goes in a coin purse that I carry, except for quarters.  Quarters go into a plastic film canister that I keep in my car for when I park at a parking meter.

Apparently I’m not the first person to think of this.  Found in Google Image Search.

3. If someone wrote a book about your past lovers and past sex life, which category fits best:

a. Abnormal psychology book

b. Steamy romance novel

c. Sad sad story

It would probably be a combination of (b) steamy romance and (c) sad story.  Fortunately the sad parts would only account for a small portion of the overall narrative (at most twenty percent) while the remaining eighty percent would be loaded with the sort of eroticism some only dream about.  

4. Some say sex is like driving. Pretend you are a car. Are you: rear, front or all-wheel drive?

I’m definitely all-wheel drive.  I am versatile in bed, and can be dominant or submissive as the situation dictates.  Also, going with either rear-wheel drive or front-wheel drive sounds like it would be limiting.  I like it from the front just as much as I do from behind.

5.  What is it that you do daily that you would like to stop doing?

I’d like to stop hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock.  Rather than giving me a few more minutes of much-needed sleep as I hope it will, hitting snooze just makes me tired and sometimes late for work.

This probably doesn’t help either.

6. What is the biggest lie you ever told to get someone into bed or the biggest lie you ever told in bed?

That I loved the other person.  [Editor’s Note:  I hope “the other person” does not refer to me.]

Bonus: If married, who was interested in marriage first, you or your spouse?

I was interested in marriage before Jack was.  That is not necessarily to say that we each decided we would like to marry the other at different points in our relationship.  It’s more about the fact that I was raised to some extent to believe that marriage was the only correct path for a young woman, and therefore it was something I wanted to do from a very early age.  However, I’m also relatively sure that in the context of Jack’s and my relationship, I was the one who was interested in marriage first.

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“The app automatically searches your contact list for people, who are already using Viber and lists them so you can easily find them.”

For now I think I’ll stick to Kik, Twitter, and all the other media I mentioned in the second paragraph.  What about all of you?  Do I have it wrong?  Am I overestimating the threat to my own privacy posed by Viber?  Or am I underestimating the threat posed by Kik, et al.?  Let me know.

– Jack

*Not that I use any of these usernames.

Her only motion is the slow rise and fall of her breasts as she breathes, though if air escapes her lips it does so in complete silence.  Her widely-splayed legs do not twitch or tremble, and her hands stay locked in place as well.  Her eyes are closed, her mind focused, and were it not for the loud and steady thrum of the toy in her hand one would be forgiven for thinking her fast asleep.  All at once her body tenses, her head falls back, and the moans that issue from her throat are so powerful that for an instant they drown out the rumbling motor of the toy.  She bends her knees, drawing her legs up to her body, pressing the toy against her as she rides wave after wave of ecstasy.  And then she relaxes and lies still.

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We’ve been quiet the last couple months owing to a busier autumn than is typical for us.  We hope that 2015 brings a bit of a slowdown, and with it an increase in blogging.  Until then, we wish you all the happiest of holidays and a happy, sexy New Year.

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