Flowers, Kisses, and Money…Welcome to TMI Tuesday.
Jack’s Answers
1. When did you last give or get flowers? What was the occasion?
I know you’ll find this impossible to believe, but I’ve never been given flowers. Try not to faint. On the other hand, I give flowers frequently, mostly to Jill. The last time was a few months ago, when I had a bouquet delivered to Jill’s school on her birthday. Yes, I could have simply had the bouquet waiting for her when she got home, but I’m so ostentatious that I insist that her co-workers witness my every grand gesture.
That’s also why I show up to take Jill to lunch dressed like this.
2. When was the last time you had a long passionate kiss? Who did you kiss?
My wife. [EDIT: For some reason, neither of us mentioned when the kiss actually took place. Our last passionate kiss as of when this post was written was on Monday morning as Jill was leaving for work. Our last passionate kiss as of when edit was made was on Tuesday morning as Jill was leaving for work.]
3. You’ve just been given $100 for no reason at all. It is yours to do as you wish. Will you save it or spend it? If spend, what will you buy?
Oh, I’d definitely spend it. I’d love to tell you that I’d use it to renew my XBox Live membership and buy some clothes or some unnecessary but fun piece of personal tech, but in reality $100 is an average grocery shopping trip for us, so realistically it’s getting spent on milk, eggs, and produce.
Either that or I’ll hit the club and make it rain.
4. What is your most irritating habit?
Is this like one of those interview questions where they ask you for a negative quality you possess and you’re supposed to come up with a positive that can be taken in a negative fashion? I’ll say that my most irritating habit is my extraordinary sexual prowess and my annoying insistence that all of my bedmates are fully satisfied at all times.
5. If you had a day off alone, and could do whatever you wanted, what would you do?
My first instinct is to say “Nothing”, because my typical day is so full of activity that a few hours – if not an entire day – with absolutely nothing planned sounds wonderful. However, in the last several years I have grown so accustomed to doing several things at once literally every waking moment that I don’t think I could still pull off a day of total leisure. That being said, an ideal day would involve me sleeping in until at least eight or eight-thirty, and immediately seeking out a partner for a randy Skype session. Once orgasms were had and everyone was satisfied I’d probably shower and either do some writing in my office or watch a movie or two on the couch. I’d probably skip breakfast, but would cook a very impressive lunch, then relax on the couch while watching another movie or catching up on some television. I rarely have the opportunity to sit and focus on the TV, so it would be nice to do so, though I’d be surprised if I didn’t fall asleep instead. In the early evening I’d hit the gym and work out, then drink some whiskey while cooking dinner and put on some music while I eat. Before bed I’d take a shower and shave, then see if any of my Skype friends overseas (or for that matter anyone in the United States who stays up late) are interested in putting on a show and getting one in return. And once that was done I’d get some sleep.
Bonus: Have you ever had sex at work? Where–closet, stairway, office, boardroom, etc.? Do you regret the encounter?
Yes I have! In fact, I’ve written about at least one such incident. Actually I’ve had sex in two of the offices in which I’ve worked with a combined four different partners, as well as in a bar in which I briefly filled in for a friend. I regret none of these incidents. But I’ve never had sex in a client’s home. That’s probably crossing a line.
Jill’s Answers
1. When did you last give or get flowers? What was the occasion?
I know you’re all probably thinking that the last person to give me flowers was my fabulous husband Jack, likely for our anniversary or some other special occasion, or for no reason at all because he sometimes does that. But actually, the last person who gave me flowers was one of my students! And he gave them to me for no reason at all! Just because I’m great! Before that, Jack gave me a beautiful bouquet for my birthday.
That’s not all he gave me.
2. When was the last time you had a long passionate kiss? Who did you kiss?
The only long passionate kisses I’ve gotten lately are from Jack. Although our daughter, unaware of the implication of such kisses, often tries to imitate Jack when giving me my good night kiss.
3. You’ve just been given $100 for no reason at all. It is yours to do as you wish. Will you save it or spend it? If spend, what will you buy?
I’ll give you the boring, practical answer first, followed by the more exciting but less responsible answer. The boring, practical answer is that I’d save it for upcoming bills because they never stop coming and we’re far from rich. The more exciting but less responsible answer is that I’d spend it on a massage. I really need one, and while Jack gives wonderful, sometimes orgasmic massages (which often end with him slipping inside me), it’s been too long since I’ve had another man’s hands all over my body.
Pictured: Reality.
4. What is your most irritating habit?
I repeat myself constantly. I’ve been doing it for years, and I’m pretty sure that it comes from being a teacher and having to tell my class everything at least twice before it sinks in. My daughter often makes me repeat myself as well.
5. If you had a day off alone, and could do whatever you wanted, what would you do?
I’d start off by making myself a cup of coffee and drinking it in bed while reading erotica. Before I’d finished my coffee I’d be so turned on that I’d masturbate for awhile, and when I was satisfied I’d go into the living room and lie under a blanket while I catch up on the DVR. Eventually I’d take a long, luxurious bubble bath, and afterwards I’d get dressed and head to the beach to walk on the sand. Afterwards I’d hit the gym and go for a swim, then have a relaxing massage. I’d take a leisurely shower and get dressed, then meet a sexy friend for drinks and dinner. We’d spend the meal flirting and teasing, and even if nothing overtly sexual happened, I’d leave the restaurant with my panties soaking wet and have to finger my clit as soon as I got into the car. Once I came I’d lick and suck my juices off of my fingers, imagining that they were his fingers instead. Once I got home I’d get right into bed, and if I was still aroused (as I probably would be) I’d have another orgasm and go to sleep.
Bonus: Have you ever had sex at work? Where–closet, stairway, office, boardroom, etc.? Do you regret the encounter?
Never at work. The closest I’ve come was having sex in my car in the parking lot at work. And I most certainly don’t regret it.
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Loving both of your answers.
Love Jack’s #4 and Jill’s #5. Too great!
I repeat myself constantly too, due to being a mother and working. That, and a husband who never listens the first time.
I love to see both of your answers, I know I’ve said it before but it rocks.
i showed up dressed like that for a lunch date. we both worked at Medieval Times and were on our lunch break so we were eager to get out of our clothes…
happy TMIT, you two!
As always, I love your answers, both of you! I would so get you flowers, Jack.