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Cowboy and the Harlot – A Serial Story
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She donned a black camisole, a matching garter belt, and stockings. Once he had commenced his regular nighttime routine she slipped on a pair of high heels and stepped outside.
She sauntered to his bedroom door and turned the knob. As expected, it was unlocked.
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TMI Tuesday: October 2, 2012 – You Wear it Well
Jack’s Answers
1. What is your most favourite thing to wear that you have in your closet at the moment?
At the moment I’m partial toward a comfortable pair of jeans and a semi-casual short-sleeved dress shirt. Actually, given the weather of late I’m most partial toward a pair of cargo shorts and a T-shirt, but these things are typically kept in my dresser and not in the closet. However, for the sake of technicality, I’ll go with the jeans and dress shirt. It’s not unlike this:
Originally posted August 16, 2012
2. What is the one item of clothing that you have seen on one of your friends / workmates that you would steal for yourself if you had the chance?
Wow. Uh…you know I’m a dude, right? I don’t know that I’ve ever considered asking to borrow an article of clothing worn by another human being, let alone stealing one. Don’t get me wrong, though I try not to be the covetous sort, on the occasion that I want to borrow something that belongs to someone else, it’s usually his wife or girlfriend and not, say, his Metallica T-shirt.
3. What is the one thing that your partner wears that never fails to turn you on. Why does it turn you on so much?
Literally anything and everything that Jill wears turns me on. I’m not sure whether it’s the fact that she has a very smart, sexy fashion sense, or if it’s because she could make any article of clothing look good – I suspect equal measures of each – but it doesn’t matter if she’s wearing an old T-shirt, sweats, and tennis shoes; or heels, a short skirt, and a blouse that accentuates her ample cleavage. Either extreme, as well as anything in between, gets me very hot. I suspect that this is because no matter what she’s wearing, I know what lies beneath her clothes.
4. What is the one thing you wear when you want to attract the attention of your partner or others?
I find that if we’re going out and I wear a certain dress shirt – actually one of several – Jill can’t keep her hands off of me, and will usually take great pleasure in unbuttoning the shirt when we get home. She likes me in a perfectly-tailored suit, though she also enjoys a certain pair of jeans that make my ass look particularly good. As for what she prefers underneath, she is a sucker for boxer briefs, and I wish I’d known this years ago as I’ve only begun wearing them relatively recently. Lastly, she enjoys it when I wear a certain cologne.
5. When you want to feel sexy what do you wear and why?
When it comes to clothing, I feel pretty sexy in just about anything. I’m not trying to sound like a raging egomaniac here, but as long as my clothing fits and is clean I do my best to exude confidence. There are a few exceptions: I don’t like wearing V-neck T-shirts, and jeans in any color but blue, or on occasion, black. However, if I want to feel sexy it’s a sure bet that I’m wearing my contacts and not my glasses. I’ve been wearing corrective lenses for more than twenty years, and while there are certain women in our circle who think I look sexy in glasses, I think that my eyes are sexier when unobstructed.
6. If you had unlimited funds but could only shop for one type of clothing (shoes, lingerie, fetish etc) what would it be?
The first time I read this question I didn’t get it. The second time I read this question, I didn’t think it applied to me; as stated in my answer to #2, I don’t give that much thought to my wardrobe. But on the third reading, it hit me: Suits. I look fantastic in a nice suit – even a relatively inexpensive one – and often have to choose wedding attire carefully so as not to upstage the groom. I don’t work in a field where formalwear is required, and while I often find myself at social gatherings where a suit is customary, I don’t have nearly as many as I would like. The fact is that I simply can’t afford – nor do I have room for – more than a few suits. But if I had unlimited funds I’d splurge on several, and then do a few photo shoots for the blog.
Originally posted August 26, 2012
Bonus: Tell us about your favourite scenario, real or fantasy, that involves some kind of clothing or fetish wear.
My favorite clothing-related fantasy scenario involves me removing the clothing of most of the sexy women who frequent our blog and interact with us on Twitter.
Jill’s Answers
1. What is your most favourite thing to wear that you have in your closet at the moment?
My favorite article of clothing in my closet is my sexy heels. They are so comfortable and sexy, and versatile too! I can wear them with a pair of slacks, a cocktail dress, or best of all my sexy lingerie! I love the way they make my legs look. The instant I put them on I feel sexy.
Originally posted December 22, 2012
2. What is the one item of clothing that you have seen on one of your friends / workmates that you would steal for yourself if you had the chance?
My best friend has the cutest black cocktail dress. I absolutely love it. It is classically elegant, and it would look stunning with the heels I mentioned in my previous answer.
3. What is the one thing that your partner wears that never fails to turn you on. Why does it turn you on so much?
When Jack puts on a suit, all I can think of is “When can I rip it off of him?” I mean, you have seen the suit porn, haven’t you? That ass. I just want to grab it. I want to take my hands and pull his shirt off, popping off all the buttons one by one. But shirts are expensive so I always unbutton it slowly and gently, and then I throw him on the bed and ride him hard and fast.
See what I mean?
4. What is the one thing you wear when you want to attract the attention of your partner or others?
A “titty shirt”, which is my name for any shirt that accentuates my cleavage. Jack loves it, and most others seem to appreciate it too.
5. When you want to feel sexy what do you wear and why?
My aforementioned titty shirt, a short skirt, and heels. Or else lingerie.
6. If you had unlimited funds but could only shop for one type of clothing (shoes, lingerie, fetish etc) what would it be?
Definitely dresses. I love wearing them. From the sundress to the cocktail dress to the formal gown, I love them all.
Bonus: Tell us about your favourite scenario, real or fantasy, that involves some kind of clothing or fetish wear.
See my answer to #3.
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Toy Review: The Jopen Vanity vr6
I recently found myself seeking a replacement for my Rabbit. I debated between the Lelo Insignia Soraya and the Jopen Vanity. I’d heard wonderful things about both toys. Both appeared to be products of superior quality, and very aesthetically-pleasing as well. However, I eventually decided upon the Jopen Vanity vr6.
Like all Rabbit-style vibrators, the Jopen Vanity vr6 consists of an insertable shaft and a smaller appendage designed for clitoral stimulation. Comparing both prospective toys, I saw that the clitoral stimulator on the Vanity was situated closer to the shaft than it was on the Soraya, and therefore much more likely to hit all the necessary spots. I was a bit disappointed, as I have long wanted to own something by Lelo, but the more I researched, the more certain I was that the Vanity offered exactly what I needed in a vibrator.
One of the things that I found appealing about the Vanity is the fact that the surface of the toy is made entirely of silicone, whereas the Soraya features a mostly-silicone body with some plastic incorporated. I liked the idea of an entirely-silicone vibrator, as this material nicely retains my body heat. Like the Soraya, the Vanity is rechargeable and thus does not require frequent battery replacement. The other specs, including intensity, noise level, and safety, were similar as well, although the site I checked rated the Vanity a 10 for safety whereas the Soraya was only rated an 8.
It didn’t hurt that the Vanity was more than $40 cheaper than the Soraya. I immediately placed my order, and spent the next several days anticipating the Vanity’s velvety texture, as described on the retailer’s website. I had never owned a vibrator that I would have described as “velvety”. It sounded very appealing.
The day that my Vanity arrived, Jack texted me at work and asked if I wanted him to open it and charge it so that it would be ready when I got home. Of course I did! After all that anticipation, I wanted it inside me as soon as I walked in the door!
Jack’s other task of the day was to make sure our daughter didn’t nap until right before I got home from work. He took her to the park and let her run around for an hour or so, and as I hoped, she crashed hard as soon as they returned. I got home twenty minutes later, and found the Vanity fully-charged on Jack’s nightstand.
I unplugged it from the charger and took it in my hand. As I turned it on, I was pleased to see that it was much quieter than my old Rabbit, and I had fun playing with the different vibration settings. There are two separate controls, one for the shaft and one for the clitoral stimulator. It was exciting to feel them buzz in my hand, but the true test of a vibrator (other than the obvious one) is to place it on the tip of your nose.
Have you ever tried this? It works! Any reputable toy retailer will let you test a vibrator on your nose as this will approximate the sensation caused by placing the vibrator on your clit. It felt great on my nose, so I figured it was time to get down to business. I was already wet with anticipation, and the Vanity slid right inside me. I quickly turned it up to its highest speed, because I love intensity and I wanted to see what my new toy was made of.
I thumbed the button for the clitoral stimulator to the halfway point and placed it on my clit. Even at a lower speed, the vibrations were powerful. It felt like my whole body was vibrating. My first orgasm snuck up on me relatively quickly, wracking my body with waves of intense pleasure. I found myself writhing on our bed, moaning in ecstasy. But I wanted more.
I slowed down the vibration a bit and maneuvered myself onto my knees so that I could ride my toy. The control buttons are on its side, so there was no chance of accidentally changing the vibration or shutting it off while I rode it. As my body undulated atop the Vanity, I took Jack into my mouth. As I hungrily sucked his rock-hard cock I came again, gushing like a fountain all over the bedsheets. I was not expecting that!
Remembering that the Vanity is waterproof, we took it into the bath to test it out. It worked perfectly even when submerged, and the vibrations didn’t falter even as Jack worked the toy in and out of my pussy. Afterwards we found it easy to clean with soap and warm water. The charge is very long-lasting, and in fact I have only had to recharge it once since receiving it.
The Jopen Vanity vr6 is a great toy for home or on-the-go. I’m used to masturbating with small bullets when I’m out in public, but I am very impressed with how easily the Vanity fits in my purse. I would never have been able to carry my old Rabbit around without worrying that someone might see it. Needless to say, I do not have this problem with the Vanity.
It seems that both the Jopen Vanity vr6 and the Lelo Insignia Soraya are similarly-matched, but while it may be a case of personal preference, I am certain that the Vanity is the better toy for me. I am extremely satisfied with my purchase. If you’re in the market for a higher-end vibrator, I don’t think either of these will steer you wrong.
Motorin’ Monday
Here’s Jill looking sexy as we return home from a drive on Sunday night.
-Jack
Sinful Sunday: Anticipation
Formspring Friday: How Much?
On average, do you feel like you have enough sex? Too much sex? Or an average amount of sex
(Submitted by Cougar in Training)
We found this to be a difficult question, and accordingly we gave it much thought. We fully anticipated having different or even opposing answers but in the end we found that we were more or less in agreement. We feel that we have the right amount of sex for us.
Note that we didn’t say that we have enough sex. Given the nature of our respective sex drives, “enough sex” may not be a goal we can ever hope to reach. And while we frequently joke that there’s no such thing as too much sex, we did ask each other while answering this question whether that might be the case. As expected, it is not. We have no idea how to gauge what is an average amount of sex for the typical couple or individual, but we strongly suspect that we have more sex than most.
We feel that we have more sex than we should probably expect given our circumstances. We live in a small space with a toddler who dislikes sleep and is frequently underfoot. We were warned by many of our friends and relatives that the sex would decrease – if not cease altogether – once we became parents. Accordingly, we made a deliberate effort to maintain if not increase the amount of sex we were having before we had a child. We think we’ve been pretty successful.
Would we be happier with more sex? Undoubtedly. Would we describe the amount of sex we’ve been having as “enough”? Once again, probably not. We would love to have more sex, and for that matter better sex, sex for longer periods of time, or more sex with multiple partners. But given the limitations, especially the limitations of time and energy, both of which are increasingly scarce these days, we have no reason or right to complain.
If you want to ask us a sexy question, drop us a line on Formspring, or use the handy Formspring widget on the right-hand side of our blog. To see who else participated this week, search #FormspringFriday on Twitter! If you have a Formspring account and you aren’t already participating, feel free to join in the Formspring Friday fun!
The Naughty Hangout: Arm Exercises
This week’s main theme at The Naughty Hangout is “Motion/Blur”. Though in the past we’ve attempted to capture one of the backup themes – in this case “Arranged” and “Interior”, this week we thought it much more effective to focus solely on the main theme.
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Although we’re only tackling one theme this week, be sure to mouse over the image to see another blurry shot!
Wicked Wednesday: My Hardest Limit
If it turns you on I’ll flash my breasts
I’ll even let you touch
And lick and suck and all the rest
It doesn’t mean so much
Or maybe you’re the type of man
Who’d rather go down south
And get me started with your hand
Then finish with your mouth
And when you’re done it’s only fair
That I reciprocate
I’d love it if you’d tug my hair
As you ejaculate
You can kiss me hungrily
Upon my ruby lips
And when you’re back there fucking me
By all means grab my hips
But I have just one boundary
You should know before we start
You can have me physically
But my husband owns my heart
– Jill
Prompt: Heart
