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TMI Tuesday: September 25, 2012 – Celebrity Sex-a-thon!

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Thank you to Ms. B for submitting this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.
Jack’s Answers
1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?
Definitely Remy the rat from Ratatouille.  He’s sexier, but only because he’s voiced by comedian Patton Oswalt.

Short, furry, rat-like:  These words describe me to a “T”.
2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?
I have no idea.  Seriously – I’m so far removed from the current pop culture especially as it relates to celebrities that I am hard-pressed to come up with anyone, male or female.  For male, how about the guy who played Thor?  Chicks seem to dig him.  For female, I’ll go with Tina Fey because I have a serious thing for smart women and she definitely comes across as smart.  Bear in mind that while I’ve found her attractive since her SNL debut in 2000, I had to browse a list of female celebrities in order to even think of her.  As for whether I’d have sex with them, Fey yes, Hemsworth no.
3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?
Pope Benedict XVI.  Please don’t tell anyone.

Turns out that a strong resemblance to Emperor Palpatine is a big turn-on of mine.  Who knew?
4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?
Yes, I’ve watched quite a few celebrity sex tapes, as it’s often the only thing that could make me care about the celebrity – sorry, “celebrity” – in question.  I am referring specifically to the Paris Hilton sex tape when I say in response to the final part of this question that if I were there I might have jammed something in her mouth in the hopes of shutting her the fuck up.
5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be there’s?
What, like celebrities?  No, we’ve never made a list of potential celebrities we are okay with the other person having sex with.  We should probably get right on that; we frequently encounter famous A-listers doing their grocery shopping at our local Safeway.
6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?
Questions like these always puzzle me.  I can think of a lot of people, personal heroes and the like, with whom I wouldn’t mind having dinner.  Read some of my choices here.  However, given the theme this week I get the sense that this is supposed to be sexual, likely relating to a celebrity, and I just can’t think of one.  It’s been years since I’ve had a celebrity crush; I really can’t relate to celebrities in a sexual manner and generally speaking I don’t know one young starlet from another.  So for the sake of getting through this answer I will say that I’d love to have dinner with many of our sexy blogging/Twitter friends (you know who you are).  My cock will be served for dessert.
Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?
If you’re asking whether I’d let my wife sleep with someone for a million dollars, my answer would be a resounding yes provided she was willing – and for a million bucks I sure as hell hope she would be.  If you’re asking whether I would sleep with someone for a million dollars I was ready to say “only if she was female”, but for a million dollars I might be open to a little swordfighting.
Especially if I get to be Vader.

Jill’s Answers

1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?
Does Maureen McCormick from The Brady Bunch count as a celebrity?  I’ve been told that I bear a passing resemblance to Marcia Brady.  Personally, I think I’m a lot sexier than she is, but Marcia always had that cute “girl next door” look which makes up for it a bit.  Plus my nose is way smaller than hers.

 
Especially after a close encounter with a football.

2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?
The hottest male celebrity is Mark Ruffalo, of course.  His name comes up often on the blog when we’re talking about sexy celebrities.  And I’ve always thought Jennifer Aniston was hot.  I’ve been a fan since Friends, and have always found her really attractive.  If given the chance, yes, I would have sex with both of them, hopefully at the same time.
3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?
I don’t think there are any celebrities I’d be ashamed to admit to fantasizing about, although that depends on the friend in question.  In other words, I don’t admit to fantasizing about anyone to many of my friends because it’s just not something we talk about.  On the other hand, I have friends with whom I could discuss anything without fear of judgment, and I probably wouldn’t hesitate to tell them that I fantasize about the guy in the Chewbacca costume.  Not that I fantasize about him by any means.
 

Nothing personal, Mr. Mayhew.
4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?
I’ve seen a few celebrity sex tapes.  The first one I ever saw was Paris Hilton’s, and I thought it was crappy and hilarious, the sort of unintentional comedy that used to be relegated to cheap horror movies.  I can honestly say that it was the most uninteresting porn film I’ve ever seen.  If I had been in the video, I definitely wouldn’t be having sex with her because I’m not a big fan of crabs.  So I would probably stay on the sidelines and laugh at her insipidness.
5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be there’s?
We know about couples who have a list of celebrities who are fair game, but we’ve never done that.  We aren’t big fans of celebrities in general and probably couldn’t name enough to populate such a list.  Also, we never saw the point of penning a list full of people we’ll probably never meet and instead keep lists of people from our social circle who we’d like to have sex with.  Having said that, I’m sure that Jack would let me sleep with any of my celebrity crushes, especially if they were female and he got to watch, and eventually join in.
6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?
My ideal dining companion would be my longest-running celebrity crush Harrison Ford, who so captivated me during my childhood in the 1980s and continues to do so despite the fact that I haven’t seen anything he’s done lately.  Dessert would be me, obviously.  I considered drizzling myself in chocolate first, but I’m pretty sure I’m sweet enough.
Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?
If Jack was okay with it, of course I would.  I’m a teacher, and we don’t get paid jack shit.

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Massager Monday

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Though I usually can’t resist using my hands to help Jill work out her kinks at the end of a long day, sometimes she requires a bit more pressure than even I can provide.

-Jack

Formspring Friday: The Best Thing About Being Pregnant

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Jill, I’ve heard that some women have heightened orgasms during pregnancy. Did you experience this? Did it change your sex drive at all?

(Submitted by Cougar in Training)

Yes on all counts!  Pregnancy brought on a lot of changes, and many of them had to do with my sexual response cycle.  My entire body was more sensitive to arousal during my pregnancy.  The slightest touch turned me on even if it wasn’t necessarily sexual in nature.  As a result, sex was much more intense than it had been up until that point.

I was also horny all the time, and I mean all the time.  I can say without exaggeration that Jack is thinking about sex at least 99% of the time, whereas I’m probably thinking about it closer to 75% of the time.  But when I was pregnant I thought about sex almost constantly.  At times it was difficult to focus on everyday life as a result, but because I was pregnant I would just blame it on fatigue.

And yes, I definitely experienced heightened orgasms when I was pregnant.  They were deeper and more profound, and of significantly greater intensity.  They radiated throughout my entire body.  The orgasms I’m having now are so intense I almost can’t imagine anything better.  And then I remember the orgasms I had when I was pregnant.  There’s no comparison.

My orgasms were also easier to achieve, longer lasting, and much more plentiful.  The word that comes to mind is “electrifying”.  My body was so sensitive to physical sensation that it didn’t take nearly as much to get me off.  I would say that clitoral stimulation took half as long to lead to orgasm as it would right now.  Also, the same stimulation that might ordinarily result in four or five climaxes led to twice as many when I was pregnant.  And despite the satisfaction brought about by these incredible orgasms, I wanted more sex as soon as we were finished.

I’m not sure whether it was pregnancy itself or simply being off the pill, but my pregnancy was one of the most amazing times of my life, sexually speaking.  Since becoming parents we’ve tried to maintain the pace.  It hasn’t been easy, but considering that we have a very active child in our lives twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, I think we’re doing a pretty good job.

For Jack’s perspective on this phenomenon, be sure to read his post entitled “Week Twenty-Two“, published November 30, 2009.

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Flash Fiction Friday: Pool Party

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As I pulled up to the house, I knew I was in for a good time.  Actually, it’s wrong to call it a house.  It was more like a mansion.  The driveway circled around a sprawling front lawn, the grass impeccably manicured.  I parked the car and got out, realizing as I did that a 1989 Jetta was going to look sorely out of place in the shadow of this imposing edifice.

I met Sallie that morning.  She’d been eyeing me from across the Starbucks on Wilshire as I drank my grande non-fat latte.  I returned her flirtation and eventually she sat next to me.  I told her that I was new in town – she guessed I was an actor – and before long she invited me over to hang out.

“My roommates love it when I bring hot guys over”, she said, a seductive lilt in her voice.  “Things usually get pretty crazy.”  She wrote her address on a napkin and tucked it into my shirt pocket.  The last thing she said before she left was, “Be sure to bring a swimsuit.  Or don’t.”

I didn’t.  When given the option to skinny dip with a beautiful woman and her sexy friends, I take it.  Not that I’d ever been given that option before.  First time for everything, I guess.

If Sallie’s roommates were half as gorgeous as she was, I was going to lose my mind.  As I walked up the front steps I imagined a diverse assortment of multi-ethnic bathing beauties lined up for the privilege of tending to my desires.

I rang the doorbell.  Sallie answered.  She was naked, her body flawless.  I silently thanked any deity that might have been listening.  She invited me in.

To my chagrin, she introduced me to her roommates, Marcus, Brent, and Julio. (301/301)

Behind the Scenes
This week’s Flash Fiction Friday challenge was pretty easy to write.  Upon my initial glimpse of the prompt photo I was at a loss for a story, but it wasn’t long before the smallest spark of an idea – are those guys in the background?  They are, aren’t they? – came to me.  All I had was a vague notion of someone coming to the door expecting a house full of women and being unpleasantly surprised to find men instead.  In no time, the story practically wrote itself around this premise.
The other requirements imposed by Ram the Sunlover this week include the word “…chagrin…”, as well as a word limit of 301.  The former proved easy to include once I decided the direction of the story; the word “chagrin” seems to justify the premise around which I wrote the story.  The latter, on the other hand, proved a bit more formidable than I expected.  Make no mistake, having a larger-than-usual word limit was freeing, in a way.  However, once I got used to the idea of being unrestrained verbally I quickly ran out of words.  In fact, at one point as the story crossed 350 words, I remembered that my limit was 301 and not 401.  
Because of this, I had to make some judicious edits.  In some cases it was a matter of trimming a word or two, while in others entire sentences got the axe.  I tend to write in a florid manner, using three words when two – or even one – is probably sufficient.  Therefore while I like my at-times wordy writing style it is often easy to edit a long piece of flash fiction down to the allotment.
Deleted Scenes
As stated above, much had to be excised to conform to the word limit.  Among the details that were lost to the cutting room floor were Sallie’s invitation to a pool party, referenced in the title of the story.  In my outline and the first draft she makes it clear that she’s inviting the unnamed narrator over to swim.  One of the associated passages that was cut involved the narrator noting that the driveway is empty but for his car; he surmises that he’s the only guy Sallie invited over, and therefore that he will have all of her sexy roommates to himself.
There was also mention of the narrator needing to make some social contacts as a result of his being new to L.A.  It would have come up during his initial conversation with Sallie at Starbucks, but ultimately it added nothing to the story and was dropped.  I also considered including the narrator’s reaction to the revelation that Sallie’s roommates are all men.  Obviously he is disappointed, as evidenced by his use of the word “chagrin”, but perhaps he is willing to go along with it anyway.  I dropped this angle for lack of space, but my heart really wasn’t in it anyway.
Soundtrack
“Barefoot in Beverly Hills”, by Grace Jones.  The Miracles’ 1975 song “Ain’t Nobody Straight in L.A.” plays over the end credits.

The Naughty Hangout: A Rough Fall

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This week’s main theme at The Naughty Hangout is “Fall”.  Accordingly I am holding two beautiful pieces of fall foliage over my breasts.

We also tackled one of the two backup themes, “Rough”.  Mouse over this image to see for yourself!

See who else is being naughty this week!

[This is our 600th post!  Go us!]

Wicked Wednesday: Three

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Our first threesome took place at my parents’ house where, a year before, we’d let a close male friend of ours watch us have sex with the unspoken opportunity to join in.  He didn’t take it.  Luckily for us, our close female friend did.

My parents’ house is never empty.  In addition to my Mom and Dad and whichever of my younger siblings are still living there at any given moment, I have a large immediate family, most of which is local.  During a typical hour-long visit, it’s not unusual for one or more of my siblings who don’t live there to stop by.  It was quite fortunate, then, that both years saw our big family vacation coinciding with Jack’s birthday.  Literally everyone was out of town but us.  And that is how we came to find ourselves having a threesome in the tiny upstairs guest room that had once been my bedroom.  Was it because of a feeling of impropriety about carrying on such shenanigans in the master bedroom?  No, we’ve had sex in my parents’ room before, when they’ve been out of town and we happened to be staying over.  No, I’m guessing it was because, although everyone was vacationing hours away, we still realized that should they return unexpectedly, it would be infinitely preferable to get caught having a threesome in a different bedroom.

Although the three of us had been talking about it for months, there was never any expectation on my part that it would actually happen, though I’m guessing that Jack had some expectations, or hopes at the very least.  As far as I knew, it was all idle fantasy talk.  But it became real the moment M stripped off her bathing suit and set it on the ground beside the hot tub.  Yes, I know that a lot of people lose their suits when they’re hot tubbing.  I know that this is no reason to make or expect some sort of sexual advance.  But at that moment I knew what was in store.  Or, at least, I thought I did.  In reality, I was unprepared for the wonderful things that awaited me that night.

I was nervous as we dried off and went back inside the house!  So nervous in fact that I didn’t do much that first time.  I was understandably self-conscious, given that I was revealing my body and my very sexuality to a new partner.  I was worried that my parents were going to come home, even though I knew this was unlikely.  I had some concern, admittedly unjustified, that having a threesome would test our marriage, and our friendship with M.  I was aware of my own Catholic upbringing, my somewhat traditional views on love and sex which dictated that this absolutely must not happen, especially not in my childhood bedroom.  And I was conscious of the baby, then just shy of five months old and sleeping soundly in a port-a-crib in the next room.  With all of these factors the thought of simply letting go and enjoying the threesome was unlikely.

That’s when M climbed up onto the bed beside me and whispered that that night was going to be all about me, and that she and Jack were going to do everything they could to make sure that I was satisfied.  She didn’t have to say that, I realized, and it really set my mind at ease.  I didn’t have to worry that I wouldn’t be able to touch her properly, wouldn’t know how to eat pussy, wouldn’t do a good job pleasing two people at the same time.  It was all about me!  It wasn’t even my birthday, but it was all about me!

Feeling two mouths on my body for the first time was a shock.  It wasn’t, for lack of a better word, “normal”.  Likewise feeling all four of their hands touching me together, caressing my breasts and exploring the folds and crevices of my very creamy pussy, was an erotic thrill unlike any I’d ever experienced.  I wasn’t passive that night by any means, but I have no doubt that being the more submissive participant, the one who received pleasure, was much easier and more enjoyable that first time than being the one who gave it might have been.  In mere moments, any nervousness I had felt previously was gone.  Any hesitation melted away as M leaned down to kiss me on the lips.  It was a moment of catharsis, and I kissed her so forcefully that I may have startled her.  We continued to kiss for a few moments, and as Jack went down on me she moved to my breasts, lavishing them with tenderness.

I lost count of my orgasms around the time that M joined Jack in licking and devouring me.  When I was satisfied we took a break, refilled our wine glasses and lay together, enjoying the late-night silence as we each silently processed what was happening.  Jack lay behind our friend, his hardness pressing into her hip as she ran her fingers lazily through my hair.  It occurred to me that I had never seen my husband interact with another woman.  I’d watched videos he had made years before we met, and I enjoyed them.  But that was much different.  He was no longer with any of those women.  I’d never seen him actually touch another woman as it happened.  Later that night, as I watched him kiss her, suck her nipples, and finger her pussy, all of my instincts screamed for me to stop them, that it was wrong, that our relationship couldn’t bear it.  Remember what I said about my traditional views on love and sex?  I’m glad I didn’t listen.

If you’d told me ten years ago that I would enjoy watching my husband interact sexually with another woman, I wouldn’t have believed it.  I don’t think I was as secure in my own self-worth then as I am now, and I’m sure that meeting and falling in love with Jack has had something to do with it.  I did enjoy it, so much so that, two nights later, I dreamt that Jack had sex with M.  I woke up soaking wet.

They’ve never had sex, as far as I know.  While I enjoyed watching them play, I wasn’t going to let them fuck, certainly not that first time.  They’ve known each other for twenty years or more, and they likely had ample opportunity, but never did.  Even now, Jack and M are attracted to each other.  And why shouldn’t they be?  They’re both tremendously sexy in their own unique ways, at least to me.  While there are some days when I think it would be hot to watch Jack have sex with another woman, there are other days when this thought doesn’t sit well with me.  It may not be a hard limit, per se, but it’s definitely out of my comfort zone right now.

The baby woke around 2:30, and when I got up to go check on her I became conscious of a tiny voice in the back of my head telling me not to leave my husband in bed with another woman, and a naked woman at that.  I ignored it.  If I couldn’t trust my husband we wouldn’t have done this.  After I got the baby back to sleep I returned to find them lying together, albeit with a two-foot gap between them.  They appeared to be discussing baby-related issues.  They weren’t even talking about sex, which seemed odd to me.  Sex was all I could think about.

– Jill

 Picture prompt; no verbal prompt this week

Retro HNT: Disrobed, literally

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“Disrobed, literally”, posted October 21, 2010

In 2010, we posted fifty-two consecutive weeks of pictures at OHNT.  We’re posting them on our blog, one per week.  They can be found here, along with background information and all the comments they received.

TMI Tuesday: September 18, 2012 – Strip for me, I’ll strip for you

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Thank you to Andee for submitting this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.
Jack’s Answers
1. Have you ever danced naked in front of anyone? What prompted the experience?
Yes I have.  What prompted the experience is that the TSA agent working the security line felt that I didn’t look “American enough”.

This is the last thing you ever want to see at an airport.
2. Have you been to a strip club? Was it what you expected?
Yes, and yes.  While I’ve gone to strip clubs on occasion, I’ve never been the biggest fan; I don’t see the point of being charged a cover and a two-overpriced-drink minimum to sit in a noisy bar full of obnoxious louts and stare at women who, while sexy, are not exactly my ideal, and for that matter probably not going to touch me without my paying handsomely for the “privilege”.  I never really saw the point of getting aroused in public without the likelihood of orgasm; I could stay home and watch porn (or have sex) for a lot cheaper.  
3. Have you ever been to an “amateur night” at a strip club?
No, but they happened to be having an “amateur night” at the Emergency Room the night I came in with severe chest pains.  I need to get a different HMO.

4. Do you think strip clubs are exploitative or are they misunderstood as simple adult entertainment venues?
Like prostitution and porn, I don’t believe that strip clubs are exploitative by definition, but they can be.  It depends on the conditions under which the operation is managed, and whether the workers are treated ethically.
5. Would you ever consider stripping to pay for college or other expenses?
I would not consider stripping to earn money because I’m relatively certain I could make more money doing just about anything else.
6. Have you ever given your partner a private dance?
Frequently!  In fact, we only dance in public at weddings.
7. Would you ever perform a lap dance for a complete stranger?
No, because I don’t like pepper spray.
8. Showgirls, Strip Tease, Magic Mike … What is the sexy Hollywood stripper scene you have ever YouTubed?
I’ve never YouTubed a “sexy Hollywood stripper scene” because, as far as I know YouTube doesn’t allow nudity and I’m not particularly fond of pasties.  Now, if you’re just asking about favorite scenes involving stripping, I can think of few that really work for me.  It seems that the current mentality in Hollywood is that “stripping” refers less to removing clothing and more to grinding against a pole with the goal of stripping off the metal.  Witness Jessica Alba in Sin City, Natalie Portman in Closer, and Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me.  Don’t get me started on Kristen Stewart’s turn as a stripper in Welcome to the Rileys; her range (or lack thereof) dictates that I can’t watch anything she does.  One exception to this apparent rule is Jessica Biel’s performance in Powder Blue, which I found so memorable that it made my list of top turn-ons of 2009.  No, it seems like strip club scenes hit their zenith in the mid-1990s with Striptease and moreso with Showgirls.  In both cases, the most potentially memorable scenes were sullied by the actors who accompanied the strippers, Burt Reynolds (playing a foppish politician) and Kyle MacLachlan (playing a casino executive) respectively.  Nothing against either performance, but their presence made it difficult to get off in the days before rampant internet porn.

How could you do it to me, Agent Cooper?

Bonus: Do you have a stripper fantasy, that given the chance of not being found out, you would turn into a reality?
I don’t have a fantasy about stripping, but I do have a few fantasies that involves strip-mining.

Jill’s Answers

1. Have you ever danced naked in front of anyone? What prompted the experience?
I dance naked in front of Jack all the time.  In fact, every time my clothes come off I get the urge to dance.  I love to wiggle my butt.  I even dance, or at least sway a little, in the shower, usually while I’m singing.  The first time I did a striptease it was for an old boyfriend who asked for one.  I’ve done the same for Jack because it turns him on.  In all cases it ended with me being thrown down on the bed for some very hot sex.

2. Have you been to a strip club? Was it what you expected?
Yes, I have been to a few strip clubs, mostly in Vegas when I’ve been there for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and girls’ weekends.  We usually walk past the women to the men upstairs, but I always want to stay downstairs and watch the women.  I find them much hotter, and they dance better too.  The men are always too greased up.  Banana hammocks are just not sexy, and Fabio isn’t my type by any means.  These feelings aren’t confined to strip clubs, either.  One time I attended a bachelorette party at a friend’s home, and there was a male stripper.  It still wasn’t my thing.  The guy was creepy.

This was the closest picture I could find.
3. Have you ever been to an “amateur night” at a strip club?
No.  It sounds like it would be much more fun, as I find myself much more attracted to women with average looks and realistic bodies more than I do supermodels and skinny nineteen-year-old strippers.
4. Do you think strip clubs are exploitative or are they misunderstood as simple adult entertainment venues?
I think that strip clubs are a harmless form of adult entertainment.  They appeal to my voyeuristic side and my enjoyment of dance.  If people enjoy going to strip clubs and other people enjoy performing, it sounds like the perfect combination to me.
5. Would you ever consider stripping to pay for college or other expenses?
I personally would not strip for money.  I find that it is very personal for me, and I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing it in front of just anyone.  I enjoy stripping for someone I am attracted to or who I have feelings for, and ideally someone who appreciates me for the woman that I am, stripping notwithstanding.  Plus it usually ends with sex, and if I was just stripping for money I would probably be disappointed when the other person didn’t throw me down on the bed and have his way with me.  
6. Have you ever given your partner a private dance?
Yes. As I said in my answer to #1, I have given private dances to Jack and another boyfriend before him.  I love it!  I always feel so sexy. 
7. Would you ever perform a lap dance for a complete stranger?
I would probably not give a lap dance for a complete stranger.  I might consider it if I was with Jack and he wanted me to.  It would have to really turn on both Jack and I though.  And I’m probably not going to let the stranger fuck me afterwards.  Jack gets that honor.
8. Showgirls, Strip Tease, Magic Mike … What is the sexy Hollywood stripper scene you have ever YouTubed?
I haven’t watched any Hollywood stripper scenes on YouTube, although in the past I have YouTubed striptease aerobics type videos for practice.

On a semi-related note, what the fuck is this?
Bonus: Do you have a stripper fantasy, that given the chance of not being found out, you would turn into a reality?
I’ve thought about being at a strip club with Jack, watching the sexy women and being invited up on stage and join in.  I get to show off my best moves, excite and arouse the men (and women) in the crowd, and interact with the other dancers.  Then afterwards, maybe Jack and I take one of them home with us.

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Blogoversary Number Four

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It’s hard to believe that it’s been four years since we started this blog.  It’s harder still to believe that after twenty-two months and 124 posts we spent more than a year dormant, with no intention of ever blogging again.  Perhaps hardest of all to believe is the fact that in the last year we have posted 458 times.  And we have no plans of slowing down.

We always say that we blog for ourselves, and we do.  But it means a lot that you’ve seen fit to stop by and celebrate our latest milestone with us.  We hope we can count on your continued interest in the years to come.  Speaking of milestones, we’re three posts away from number 600!  Stay tuned.