Just copping a feel in front of the mirror.

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While scrubbing the master bathroom, I caught sight of myself reflected in the fixtures and decided to snap a picture.  (Yes, I usually clean house naked.)  If you look closely you’ll notice that the hand that’s not holding the camera is wrapped around my cock.

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This month’s Sinful Sunday theme is “Clothes on!”  While I certainly look good naked, I think I’m equally sexy when dressed.

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Thank you Recusen for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Jack’s Answers

1.Do you speak any languages other than English? (English first only because the blog is mostly in English.)
I speak Spanish, and understand a couple other languages well enough to get by.

2. If you answered yes above, would you describe yourself as fluent? Which was your first language?
I don’t know that I’m fluent in Spanish; I understand it better than I speak it, though I can speak it well enough that native speakers would understand what I’m trying to say but probably make fun of me afterwards. In my late teens and early twenties I dated a lot of native Spanish speakers, and picked up even more of the language than I did during four years of high school Spanish. And my first language was English.

3. Did you study a foreign language in school (including college or University)? How much do you remember? Has it been useful to you? Can you speak it, or only read it?
As stated in my answer to #2, yes, I took four years of Spanish. It has been useful to me, mainly when trying to understand what the parents of the aforementioned women I dated were saying about me.

4. If you were going to learn another language, which one would you want to study?
I would like to study Huttese so that I could successfully negotiate the release of Han Solo from Jabba’s palace.

5. Do you have relatives who speak a language different from your own?
While my family’s native language is not English, I don’t believe I have any relatives who don’t speak English. Is that what this question is asking? I’m not sure.

6. Have you been to a country where you don’t know the language? How well did you cope?
Yes I have; however, in most of the countries to which I’ve traveled English is spoken or at least understood. I coped pretty well; it’s surprising how quickly you learn to order copious amounts of alcohol in whatever the native tongue happens to be.

Jill’s Answers

1.Do you speak any languages other than English? (English first only because the blog is mostly in English.)
Not really. Does sign language count? I took three years of that in college as a foreign language.

2. If you answered yes above, would you describe yourself as fluent? Which was your first language?
I’m not fluent in sign today, but I can finger-spell reliably, definitely enough to get my point across. Also, and this may or may not be related, I’m very good at fingering. (My first language was English.)

3. Did you study a foreign language in school (including college or University)? How much do you remember? Has it been useful to you? Can you speak it, or only read it?
In college I took sign language, but you already know that. I also took Spanish when I was in high school, and since I taught in a couple heavily-Hispanic schools early in my career, it really helped. Now, nearly twenty years later I still know some words pertaining to clothing, and most colors. But I don’t remember much else.

4. If you were going to learn another language, which one would you want to study?
I would probably choose to learn Italian. My grandmother spoke it, and I always liked the sound.

5. Do you have relatives who speak a language different from your own?
My in-laws speak a language that is not English. I’d be more specific, but it’s a fairly obscure language, and Jack worries that revealing it would be a dead giveaway. (It’s not Klingon.)

6. Have you been to a country where you don’t know the language? How well did you cope?
I’ve been to Spain, Italy, and France. I did pretty well there despite not knowing the local languages. In some cases I traveled with fluent speakers who did all the talking, while in other cases I was able to either point to the word for whatever I wanted or otherwise make a passable attempt.

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Hello. Welcome to TMI Tuesday.

That was random!

Jack’s Answers

1. When you first skied down the slopes of love with your significant other were you a:
a. bunny hill beginner
b. a seasoned ski bum
c. black diamond risk-taker pulling out all the tricks and inversions
It was probably along the lines of “bunny hill beginner”. While I was very knowledgeable on the subject of sex when I first had it, I had little or no physical experience beyond making out and some light feeling-up. I’d be inclined to go with “a seasoned ski bum” if only because of my extensive knowledge; I read anything that dealt with sex that I could get my hands on, and while I knew of its many variations I wasn’t brave enough to ask my shy sixteen-year-old girlfriend to indulge me. Certainly not the first time, anyway.

2. If you had a sexual encounter in a taxi cab and the meter was running, costing you $1 per minute. How much would that cab ride cost you?
If you’re trying to ask how long it usually takes me to have sex, I’d say about twenty bucks, minimum. If you’re really asking how long I’d have sex in a taxi cab, it depends on a number of factors, including how far we’re traveling, the comfort level of my partner, and for that matter that of our driver. If we’re just taking a five-minute crosstown trip I’d probably save the stripping-off and actual fucking until we had arrived at home (or wherever). It’s not because I’m afraid of being seen – you should know by now that I’m an exhibitionist – but because I can’t imagine the back seat of a taxi being as comfortable at age thirty-nine as it might have been twenty years ago. On the other hand if the driver is into it, and capable of driving while sneaking peaks in the rear-view mirror, we might ask him or her to take the scenic route.

3. Who has the better sense of humor, you or your significant other?
Me. My significant other is hotter, though.

4. What is the weirdest part of your nightly bedtime routine?
Probably the arcane series of rituals and catchphrases in which my daughter and I engage before she goes to bed. Some parents just give their children a quick hug and kiss and say goodnight. My daughter and I have a nightly routine that’s so complicated and bizarre that it makes the “Shimmy Shimmy Coco Pop” scene from Big look like two people exchanging a curt nod.

5. Fill in the blank: I can’t stand to be called ______ .
On the phone. Text me.

6. What household item do you use and never put back where it belongs?
I don’t think there are any. I’d love to have a more interesting answer, and in fact if I could think of anything I’d happily list it here. But I’m very conscious of having an orderly house and therefore I do my best never to leave anything out once I’ve used it. The closest thing I can think of is the frying pan. If I cook something on the stove I will sometimes leave it there while it cools (and I eat), and once in awhile I forget to put it in the dishwasher.

Bonus: The first bed you ever had sex in, was it twin, double, queen, king -sized or some other size?
It was a fairly small bed in my aunt and uncle’s guest room. I’m going to say twin. Read all about the experience here.

Jill’s Answers

1. When you first skied down the slopes of love with your significant other were you a:
a. bunny hill beginner
b. a seasoned ski bum
c. black diamond risk-taker pulling out all the tricks and inversions
I was a bunny hill beginner. I hadn’t had any serious relationships at that point, nor had I ever been in love. My sexual experience, or lack thereof, meant I was far from seasoned.

2. If you had a sexual encounter in a taxi cab and the meter was running, costing you $1 per minute. How much would that cab ride cost you?
I would guess about $60, just to make sure we were both thoroughly satisfied.

3. Who has the better sense of humor, you or your significant other?
Probably Jack. I think I have a great sense of humor, but his is better. At the very least he tends to tell more jokes than I do.

4. What is the weirdest part of your nightly bedtime routine?
I think my nighttime routine is fairly normal. I don’t do anything special or unusual, just the same kinds of things most people do before bed. However, I often fall asleep while lying down with my daughter and putting her to bed. That’s as weird as it gets.

5. Fill in the blank: I can’t stand to be called ______ .
Ma’am. It makes me feel old. And when I’m teaching by the end of the average day I can’t stand beng called by my last name or “teacher” because I’ve heard it almost nonstop all day long.

6. What household item do you use and never put back where it belongs?
Probably my daughter’s hairbrush. Her hair is usually the last thing I do before I leave for work in the morning and I most of the time don’t bother to put it away.

Bonus: The first bed you ever had sex in, was it twin, double, queen, king -sized or some other size?
The first bed I had sex in was queen-sized, although the first time I had sex it was on a couch.

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Apologies for the slow buildup the last two Sundays.  But this is where it led.

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Welcome to another TMI Tuesday…

Jack’s Answers

1. Toilet paper. How do you hang your toilet paper? The end coming over the top or with the end coming from around the back and at the bottom?
I usually hang it with the end coming over the top. Growing up, that was considered the “correct” way to do it, as though only the feeble-minded would do it the other way. And while I eventually realized that it doesn’t matter one way or the other – and in fact my parents might not have really cared because at present they hang it either way without much consistency – and while I still do it that way it’s more out of force of habit than any sense that that’s how toilet paper should be hung.

2. Towels. Do you use a new one each time you bathe or reuse?
I re-use. I couldn’t in good conscience wash that many towels. Bad enough that my showers take longer than they probably should given the drought we’re experiencing in California.

3. Bathing. Do you use a washcloth to clean your body or use the soap directly all over your body with no washcloth?
No washcloth. For some reason I feel like I’d need to have grime caked all over my body to justify using a washcloth. I’m not sure why that is, or if it’s even true. I just feel like I can scrub away the day-to-day filth with just my hands.

4. Bra. Do you remove your bra by taking your arms out of the straps first, then inching it around your body until you can reach the clasp and undo it or do you contort your arms, and reach around and unclasp.
I assume this question is directed at my wife, as of the two of us she is the one who wears the bras. Therefore I shall defer to her.

5. Dishwasher. Rinse/pre-wash all dishes before loading or just load.
Depends. Usually I prefer to just put them in, as our dishwasher can handle average amounts of caked-on food and such. But I monitor the dishes once they’re clean to make sure the dishwasher isn’t slacking. If I notice it is I’ll rinse or even scrub them myself.

6. Breakfast cereal. Cereal in bowl first, then pour on milk or put milk in bowl then add cereal?
Cereal first, then milk. What kind of madperson are you?

7. Toothpaste. Squeeze from bottom working way up tube as it empties or squeeze from middle or wherever you want?
I usually squeeze from wherever I want, usually the bulge in the middle. (Yes, that sounds dirty. Deal with it.) As the tube nears its end and I find myself nearly out of toothpaste I will belatedly begin squeezing it from the bottom, hoping to get every last molecule of toothpaste out before tossing the tube into the trash.

8. Condoms. Do you put it on your lover or does he put it on himself?
Again, this seems to be directed at my wife. I’ve never had a lover who wore a condom or answered to male pronouns, which is not to say that I would necessarily rule it out. It just isn’t the way my sexuality works right now. However, I will say that I am generally the one who puts the condom on when I have cause to wear one. Not always, though.

9. Condom disposal. In the garbage bin or flush down toilet?
Garbage. I’m not the sort of maniac to clog our plumbing by introducing unnecessary objects which it cannot handle. However, when I was sixteen I disposed of a condom by tossing it into a nearby body of water. Yes, I believe I pulled it back like a slingshot and let it fly. Yes, I probably got semen all over the ground. Needless to say, it wasn’t my finest hour.

Bonus: Write your own bonus question and tell us an intimate detail about you or your habits.
Bonus question: In what position do you prefer to masturbate?
Bonus answer: Generally I prefer to masturbate on my back. In my younger days I had almost no experience masturbating in this position; I found it easier to masturbate on my knees ostensibly because as a pre-teen and teenager I often worried that I’d have to leap to my feet upon incursion by my parents. Throughout my teens and twenties I used this position the most, which meant that I orgasmed most easily in missionary and doggy-style positions. Jill likes to ride me, and she likes it when I come inside her. Therefore I think I began masturbating on my back so as to make myself more likely to orgasm while on the bottom. It worked!

Jill’s Answers

1. Toilet paper. How do you hang your toilet paper? The end coming over the top or with the end coming from around the back and at the bottom?
Always over the top. I thought that was the only acceptable way to do it! In fact, I’m such a stickler for end-over-top that if Jack hangs it the other way I’ll change it.

2. Towels. Do you use a new one each time you bathe or reuse?
I re-use my towels twice and then wash them.

3. Bathing. Do you use a washcloth to clean your body or use the soap directly all over your body with no washcloth?
I use a loofah to exfoliate. If I’m staying at a hotel I’ll use a washcloth, and if I’m in a hurry I’ll use soap only.

4. Bra. Do you remove your bra by taking your arms out of the straps first, then inching it around your body until you can reach the clasp and undo it or do you contort your arms, and reach around and unclasp.
I usually contort and unclasp, or else ask Jack to do it for me, because he’s very good at removing bras.

5. Dishwasher. Rinse/pre-wash all dishes before loading or just load.
I always rinse or even pre-wash before loading. The dishwasher doesn’t seem to get all the food off if I don’t.

6. Breakfast cereal. Cereal in bowl first, then pour on milk or put milk in bowl then add cereal?
Cereal, then milk. I always feel like if there’s already milk in the bowl when I pour the cereal it’s going to get soggy faster, and soggy cereal is gross.

7. Toothpaste. Squeeze from bottom working way up tube as it empties or squeeze from middle or wherever you want?
I squeeze from the middle. Actually we just switched to jar toothpaste, so I’ve been scooping from the top.

8. Condoms. Do you put it on your lover or does he put it on himself?
I used to put them on Jack when we used them regularly. Other times he put them on himself. Actually now that I think of it when we have threesomes sometimes the third and myself will do it together, or else alternate because he usually uses more than one.

9. Condom disposal. In the garbage bin or flush down toilet?
Definitely the garbage bin. Our pipes can’t handle latex.

Bonus: Write your own bonus question and tell us an intimate detail about you or your habits.
Bonus question: After a shower, what do you do first?
Bonus answer: I always dry my legs and arms first, then wrap the towel around myself while I blowdry my hair.

 

More than one commenter on our iJuly 26 Snful Sunday wanted to know what happened next.  Well, how’s this for starters?

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It may be none of our business, but it’s TMI Tuesday so tell us anyway.

Jack’s Answers

1. Tell us something you have dreamed of doing for a long time, why have you not done it?
Skydiving. I’ve done a lot of things that I’m guessing would impress other people, but this one has always eluded me. At times I’ve blamed lack of funds, as I imagine it’s probably expensive to jump out of an airplane like a suburban James Bond; however, in reality it was probably nerves. These days, I feel like I’ve probably missed my window. I can’t see myself taking that kind of unnecessary risk now that I’m a husband and father and people actually rely on me for things. Anyway, I don’t know that I need that sort of adrenaline rush anymore. I like it; I just don’t need it.

2. Would you take advice from a porn star? If yes, what type of advice would you like to hear.
Yeah, I would. From Lisa Ann I would like to receive advice on getting my ’67 Chevelle* running again, from Nina Hartley advice on which wine pairs best with shellfish, from Lexington Steele advice on how to raise a secular child in a spiritual world, from Ron Jeremy advice on how to throw a dinner party that has everyone talking a week later, from Jiz Lee advice on what to look for in a mutual fund, and last but not least from Buck Angel advice on how to hide my collection of high-powered rifles* before the government comes to steal it.
*I don’t actually have one of these.

3. What is the sexiest thing about your boss?
I’m self-employed, so I’m going to say everything.

4. Name something you need for a foursome (and I’m not talking about golf).
Tennis rackets. We’re talking about tennis, right?

5. What is the brand of condoms currently in your possession (in your home or on your person)?
Some generic condoms we picked up at a play party or club. I’ve only got one left, and I’ve got plans to play with a friend in a couple weeks. Guess I’d better pick some up soon.

Bonus: Tell us a sex act/behavior that you simply will not do. Why?
I’m not into anything that involves bodily waste, be it urophilia, fecalphilia, or emetophilia. Nothing against anyone who’s into any of that, of course. It just doesn’t turn me on, and I hate cleaning up after messes of that sort.

Jill’s Answers

1. Tell us something you have dreamed of doing for a long time, why have you not done it?
I’ve wanted to go hang gliding for years. It’s the closest I could ever come to flying without an airplane. I like the thought of the view as I soar above the earth, and I imagine it’s very exhilarating. But since I’ve become a mother I am afraid to try.

2. Would you take advice from a porn star? If yes, what type of advice would you like to hear.
Sure! I’m guessing they would have all sorts of fun trick to teach me. I’m always looking for ways to make sex more interesting and fun, so that is the type of advice I’d like to hear. However, I would first need to determine that the porn star actually enjoys sex and has a healthy, positive attitude about it.

3. What is the sexiest thing about your boss?
Absolutely nothing. I’m sorry, but I can’t think of one single thing that is sexy or even attractive about my current boss. That doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s a bad guy, just that I don’t find him appealing on that level. The boss at my last school, however, had sexy arms and shoulders, not to mention a nice ass. He was definitely hotter than my current boss.

4. Name something you need for a foursome (and I’m not talking about golf).
Two more people than we’ve currently got, which is why we haven’t had one in awhile.

5. What is the brand of condoms currently in your possession (in your home or on your person)?
I’m not sure. I’m thinking Trojans, but I can’t say for sure that they weren’t some off-brand freebie condoms we picked up at our last play party.

Bonus: Tell us a sex act/behavior that you simply will not do. Why?
I won’t do golden showers. They don’t turn me on at all. I mean, I love getting on my knees while a hot guy showers me with something that comes out of his cock, I just don’t want it to be pee.

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In honor of this month’s theme (Vintage/Retro), I’m channeling the protagonist in an old work of fiction.  I’d like to think that this image conjures up Sam Spade or Stanley Kowalski, but it’s probably more along the lines of Willie Loman or Jim Dixon.

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