Jill did it, so why can’t I?
1. Visiting with friends this weekend, I was surprised – pleasantly, but surprised nonetheless – to receive a kiss on the lips from a female friend who usually kisses me on the cheek.
2. I came home one day to find Jill in the bathtub. She was submerged up to her breasts, her relaxed nipples barely breaking the surface of the water. Her feet were up on the edge of the tub, and she was reading an erotic short story collection. Though I was tempted to join her, I waited patiently for her to finish her bath before taking her to bed.
3. I heard Luscious Jackson’s 1996 single “Naked Eye” on the radio for the first time in several years. This song has always reminded me of sex, although in spite of the title there is nothing overtly sexual about it. I’m guessing it’s because, when the song was new, I had sex with it playing in the background, and the association stuck.
4. On Friday night, we went to a bar and had drinks with a male friend of ours. Afterwards, Jill told me that she felt him touching her leg with his foot a few times. It was probably accidental, but their contact was prolonged enough for Jill to notice.
5. I found – but unfortunately accidentally deleted – a voicemail Jill left me. Unable to accurately transcribe it, I’ll simply say that it was a detailed plan of what Jill wanted me to do to her when I got home from work that day. And yes, I complied.
-Jack
These lists are fun. It’s nice that you have things turn you enough to make a top 5 list!
Mia Wallace
I’m in Iraq and besides getting a peek show from my wife from time to time I don’t have enough to make a top 3! LOL It’s alright because I’ll have a top 100 when I get home at the end of the year. LOL Keep up the posts. Always awesome to read!
nothing turned me on this week.. but thats because I’m down with the flu. Normal week – a cool breeze could turn me on….
I am a regular Craig’s list reader and the posts I enjoy the most are the ones with “my 5 things” sometimes they are “confession-like” other times they are things that turn them on…always a fun read, as your was….might I recommend a “five things that turn your readers on” blog/post invitiation?
You know, Fred, that isn’t a bad idea! I’m certain we will be making such a request of our readers in the near future. Now we’re very curious to see what sort of things people include.
Rebellious – we would love to hear about the various things that turn you guys on when you’re feeling better!
Alfonso – you’ve got a hell of a wife. I’d like to think that, were I risking death on a daily basis, Jill would give me a show at the very least. Glad you’ll be home soon.
Mia – I can’t help it! There’s always something that turns me on. Forget top five; I could probably do a weekly top ten list, and I’ll bet that Jill could as well.