Tweeted this on Tuesday. It didn’t get much of a response, but even if it had, it bears repeating.
Just walked into the children’s section at my local library, where storytime had just let out. A huge group of moms were gathered.
— Jack (and Jill) (@jackandjillcpl) March 26, 2013
One dad playing lovingly with his child amidst a sea of moms. I might as well have been the hairless werewolfboy from Twilight.
— Jack (and Jill) (@jackandjillcpl) March 26, 2013
I like the idea that I will inspire many vibrator-assisted orgasms amongst these ladies when they get home.
— Jack (and Jill) (@jackandjillcpl) March 26, 2013
Not only is stay-at-home fatherhood a great opportunity to bond with one’s children, but it can also be an enormous ego boost.
– Jack
darling I don’t need the vibrator I can talk myself through it thinking about you or Jill.. I miss ya’ll terribly..
if you would have said naked in the library probably you would have gotten a bigger response LMAO…just kidding
hi sexy man and sexy woman!!
miss you guys!
If you were there, I don’t think I’d be able to wait until I got home. You can find me in the stacks – I’ll be the one with my hand down my pants mumbling your name….
You just convinced me to start visiting the library more…
🙂
Always the flirt, always pervin’
…and I adore you for it.
-H
LMAO…i love the second one! that’s funny. 😀
glad you enjoyed your library trip.