TMI Tuesday questions from recusen who says: It’s all about today. (Answer based on Monday or Tuesday, or whatever day works out best for you.)

Jack’s Answers (based on Monday)

1. What did you have for breakfast?
Nothing, actually. I don’t always have breakfast; sometimes I like to spend a day off lazing about in bed, then taking a leisurely shower and getting dressed around 10 o’clock. (Don’t be jealous.) By the time I start thinking about eating something it’s nearly eleven and closer to lunchtime, so I wait until noon and have lunch. However, when I do eat breakfast I’m likely to have a bagel and cream cheese with some bacon, or if I’m in a rush some kind of protein or energy bar will do.

2. What clothes did you put on?
Today I put on a pair of shorts and a T-shirt. Underwear too, of course. When it was time to finally leave the house, I put on some socks and tennis shoes as well.

3. What did you have for lunch?
Today’s lunch was a slice of pizza Jill picked up from my favorite local pizzeria. A few years back I would eat there once a week on average, but of late I find that I much prefer cooking at home over going out to eat. Which is not to say that I never go out to eat. It’s just much more rare than it once was.

4. What about dinner? What did you have? Who cooked it? Who did the dishes?
More pizza, this time homemade. Jill cooked. As for the dishes, no one yet as far as I can tell. I should probably go check the sink before I get to bed.

5. Did you, or are you going to, travel today? Where to? Car, bus, train or plane?
Travel? Not in the traditional sense, where one packs a bag and crosses great distances. Any travel I did today was done by car and limited to my immediate geographic area. I took my daughter to school, Jill to the movies, and then she and I hit a couple grocery stores before picking up our offspring and returning home.

6. Did you mail anything? Did you get anything interesting in the mail?
Didn’t mail anything. Haven’t checked the mailbox for today’s mail, but it’s unlikely that I received anything that one might consider interesting.

7. Did you send or get any interesting email?
Send a draft of an upcoming blog post to a friend in the hopes that she’d proofread it and provide feedback, though whether or not that qualifies as interesting is up to you. However, it’s the only email I sent today, so I guess it’s the most interesting by default.

8. Did you text or skype or use messenger, or other internet communications?
I did text, though I didn’t engage in any salacious sexting exchanges. My texts to Jill were standard and not suggestive at all, and the only other texts or instant messages I sent were to family and non-sexy friends. I did not use Skype, and in fact I barely tweeted today.

9. Did you use the internet for sex, e.g. watch porn?
No. While I did watch porn, I did so via locally-saved files, not streaming media.

Bonus: Did you get laid today?
No. I mean, I masturbated, if that counts as sex. But there has been no penetrative intercourse thusfar. Still, the night’s not over…

Jill’s Answers (based on Monday)

1. What did you have for breakfast?
I had a nonfat mocha from Starbucks. I usually prefer to make my own coffee at home, but I was meeting friends there.

2. What clothes did you put on?
I wore jeans and a tank top. I should have put on shorts, because it was really hot.

3. What did you have for lunch?
Lunch was a delicious slice of pizza at a pizza place with the same friends I met at Starbucks. We had coffee, then spent a couple hours at the park with our kids before going to lunch.

4. What about dinner? What did you have? Who cooked it? Who did the dishes?
I also had pizza for dinner, but this time I made it myself, and it was way better than the pizza I had for lunch. I don’t usually have pizza twice in one day, but we were already planning to have homemade pizza for dinner when my friends suggested pizza for lunch. I washed the pans and cutting boards as the pizza cooked. Jack handled the actual plates we used.

5. Did you, or are you going to, travel today? Where to? Car, bus, train or plane?
No traveling today. I wish I was leaving for vacation though, preferably someplace tropical.

6. Did you mail anything? Did you get anything interesting in the mail?
I mailed a form to my doctor. I didn’t check the mail, but I’m sure it was nothing but junk mail. We never receive anything good like money or a free trip.

7. Did you send or get any interesting email?
I received a slew of junk emails and a evite for my daughter to a birthday party for one of her friends. I sent a reply.

8. Did you text or skype or use messenger, or other internet communications?
I used instant messenger to talk to a co-worker about the state of our classrooms and when we’d be able to go in and clean up for the new school year. I also sent and received texts about meeting my friends for coffee and going to the park with our kids. Actually, now that I think of it that was yesterday. My phone has also been sending junk texts lately, right after I miss a call from someone. For example, Jack and I were both out somewhere but not standing together. He called me to see where I was, and when I didn’t answer he got a text from me that said I was driving. That must have been really weird for him because there was one car for both of us, and as far as he knew I’d just left in it.

9. Did you use the internet for sex, e.g. watch porn?
No. It was a busier day than I would have liked.

Bonus: Did you get laid today?
No. I fell asleep with my daughter before Jack and I could fuck. I’m hoping to fix that tomorrow morning. [Editor’s note: We did!]

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