One, two, three, four, five things is what we are playing this TMI Tuesday.

Tell us…

Jack’s Answers

1. The problem with you in 5 words.
Way too good at sex.

2. 5 things you want in life.
Sexual harmony including but not limited to physical satisfaction and compersion
To feel valued
Comfort
Civility in public discourse
Donald Trump and his cabinet, enablers, and supporters in a maximum security prison

3. 5 things you need to quit.
Subjugating my needs to those of others
Expecting most friends and relatives to reach out to me rather than making me initiate contact
Exoecting most friends and relatives to be available when I do reach out
Being wary of certain new experiences, especially those that take me out of my comfort zone
Living beyond my means

4. 5 things you require in a lover.
Consent
Confidence
An open mind
A voracious appetite
Socioeconomically liberal politics

5. 5 things you are tired of.
Seeing my country fall deeper under the control of the lunatic fringe and its bought-off Congress
Feeling forced to live my life based on the expectations of others so as not to make waves.
My current low-carb, low-sugar diet
Hearing Trump referred to by his name as opposed to his inmate number
People being assholes to other people because their lives didn’t turn out as they hoped

Bonus: What 5 things will you never share on social media?
My face (on Twitter)
My real name (on Twitter)
My cock (on Facebook)
My cock (on Twitter, unless requested and then only via DM)
The URL to our blog (on Facebook)

Jill’s Answers

1. The problem with you in 5 words.
I care way too much.

2. 5 things you want in life.
Travel
Laughter
Companionship
Sex
Security

3. 5 things you need to quit.
Taking on too much
Worrying about things I can’t change
Feeling guilty for putting my needs first
Dwelling on my faults
Putting myself down

4. 5 things you require in a lover.
Attentiveness
Playfulness
Passion
Support
Adventure

5. 5 things you are tired of.
Trying too hard
Laundry
Clutter
Work
Not traveling

Bonus: What 5 things will you never share on social media?
Things that would hurt someone else
Secrets
My fears
My insecurities
My weight

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!