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He acknowledged the absurdity of requesting admission to his own car, especially since he was holding the keys. But each time he unlocked the door – going on two hours now – she locked it again.
Demanding that she let him in hadn’t worked. Though he knew she’d be able to detect the scent of desperation, he adopted a conciliatory tone: “Baby, please! I’m already late for work!”
“I’ll open up if you let me drive.” He’d refused the first ten times she asked. Now, though, he saw that it was the only way. When he promised, she shook her head. “Keys. Now.”
He proffered his keys toward the open passenger window. She snatched them and quickly started the car. By the time he realized what was happening and made for the door handle, she was gone. (135/135)
Behind the Scenes
This story was much easier to write than some I’ve done for Flash Fiction Friday. On a couple occasions, I dated the kind of woman who might have locked herself in my car, cajoled me into relinquishing the key, and then driven off without me. (No, that never actually happened.) Because of this, I decided that rather than crafting a story about a guy who spends a carefree day tooling around the countryside in his impeccably-maintained 1952 Hudson Wasp with a beautiful, shapely woman in the passenger seat before pulling onto the side of a rural road for some sex, the story I told would be the exact opposite. I’d question what that says about my attitudes toward women, but I have to think that anyone who’s read this blog for any appreciable length of time knows that they’re generally positive.
No, this dark story stemmed merely from a desire to think outside the box, so to speak. My first thought upon seeing the prompt photo was that the girl depicted sure was pretty. Dark, lush hair. Attractive eyes. Rich, red lips. Sexy stockings and heels. Bonus points for having her skirt hiked up a bit, revealing a lovely backside. Numerous happy and sexy stories flashed in my brain as I took in the scene. Ultimately I decided to go a different route.
The required phrase this week was “…the scent of [noun]…” Rather than using an actual scent – perfume, the woman’s hair, sweat after a particularly vigorous episode of backseat sex – I knew as soon as I decided which story I would tell that it would be a metaphoric scent. Once I began writing, it was clear that I would refer to the scent of desperation. The first draft of this story, in which I ran out of words three quarters of the way in, included the required phrase from the beginning, but I forgot about it when writing the final draft. While proof-reading, Jill reminded me of the omission, and I had to trim a few words.
Deleted Scenes
None, though I can admit to having a difficult time making the story, as originally envisioned, fit within the 135-word allotment. Certain bits of plot detail, notably why the male character didn’t just open the driver’s side door, push his girlfriend aside, and get in the car, had to be truncated or excised completely, as did mention of whichever deep-rooted self-respect issues made him powerless to demand better treatment.
Soundtrack
The song I heard in my head as I wrote was Johnny Rivers’ 1966 hit “Secret Agent Man”, specifically the line “A pretty face can hide an evil mind”. I even used a portion of that line for the title. However, other than that line the song didn’t fit. Additionally, I considered Bel Biv DeVoe’s 1990 song “Poison” as the line “Never trust a big butt and a smile” seemed to fit the story perfectly. However, as a musical genre I don’t think new jack swing fits either. “Female of the Species”, by Space, had already been used in a previous Flash Fiction Friday installment, and I saw no reason to repeat myself. Since I keep coming back to guitar heavy rock, “Bad Girlfriend” by Theory of a Deadman, or “Crazy Bitch” by Buck Cherry would provide a suitable audio track.
Yes, this is the same rocking chair featured in last week’s Sinful Sunday. |
This picture can also be seen as an interpretation of the primary theme, “Maturity”, because I’m forty.
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-Jill
She raised one leg onto the chair, and I felt her bare foot against my hip. I wanted to caress her thigh, maybe find her pussy in the dark and see how wet she was, but I didn’t. As our kiss intensified, I hoped she would just get on the chair and straddle me, but she didn’t. Eventually she worked her leg behind my ass, and climbed up so that she was sitting on my knee. She took my hand in hers and we traced a path down her stomach, coming to rest where her legs met.
I could feel her heat on my fingers as I deftly parted her lips, her wetness engulfing me. I pressed two fingers into her as with my thumb I stroked her clit. Christine still held my hand, now guiding me in order to show me exactly what she liked. She moved her hips in time to my rhythm, the intensity of our dance growing by the second.
“Do you have a condom?” she asked when our lips had finally parted.
“Yeah, I said, trying to think of a way to gracefully retrieve my wallet from my jeans, still down at my ankles.
Christine dismissed my efforts, fumbling on her desk for her purse. Mere seconds passed before I was wrapped in latex and deep inside her, her ass bucking up and down against me as she rode each upward thrust. She was energetic, and had no problem taking what she wanted. She asked me to stroke her clit again, and the sounds she made told me that my efforts weren’t wasted.
The first time she came, she nestled her head against my shoulder, burying her mouth in my neck to stifle her cries. Her pussy clenched around my cock as her body rocked slowly against my own. She undulated against me, and soon she was climaxing again. By her fourth, she was sucking my neck insistently, and when she had her fifth, I came right alongside her. I wasn’t expecting that. My groans were deep and intense, cacophonous yet somehow in harmony with Christine’s own sounds of release.
She remained astride me as we caught our breath, then returned her mouth to my neck. Her kisses were gentler now, like a gazelle grazing in a field. I felt beads of sweat dripping from my forehead into my eyes and down my nose, and I tried to shake them off without distracting Christine from what she was doing. She stopped kissing my neck and kissed my mouth instead. I held her close, feeling her breasts against me, our hearts beating more or less in sync.
Finally, she spoke: “That was fucking great.”
Though Christine and I maintained a working relationship for a couple more years, that was the only time we ever had sex. I often wish I’d gotten to lay Christine in a bed, or maybe on a sofa or some other place more comfortable than her desk chair in total darkness. In fact, maybe I should have titled this post “Desking Christine”.
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3. Tell us something to which you are indifferent, or have no opinion.
Manholes. I understand that they serve a purpose in society, but if they affect my life at all, they do so in ways I can’t even perceive.
4. Tell us something with which you somewhat dislike or disagree with.
Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but I was a huge fan of Dennis Miller going back to his tenure on Saturday Night Live. I was one of only four viewers who tuned in to his syndicated late-night talk show that aired in 1992. Two years later I followed him to HBO where I was smitten with his sensible libertarian views (he stated in the wake of U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders’ 1995 dismissal that “a surgeon general who speaks her mind about sex education, teen pregnancy, and preventative health care doesn’t deserve to be surgeon general, she deserves to be the fucking President of the United States”), as well as the same smart-assed demeanor I’d come to enjoy on Saturday Night Live, here aided and abetted by copious usage of the word “motherfucker”. His vulgarity earned him the ire of conservative groups, some of which accused him of being a liberal – something that Dennis certainly was not. Despite the fact that he frequently sided with Gingrich against Clinton, many of Dennis’ opinions and indeed the intelligence of his humor made me even more of a die-hard fan than I already was. In fact, I was such a fan that I found myself defending Dennis to friends and relatives during his ill-advised stint co-hosting Monday Night Football in 2000 and 2001. And then the Towers fell, and Dennis took a hard right turn, shifting from championing a hypothetical female president (just not Hillary) and ranting against “rich, white, entitled, scotch-drinking, secretary-chasing old-school hacks” to swearing fealty to one of the richest, whitest, most entitled hacks ever to befoul the Oval Office. Dennis’ comedy went from literate and thoughtful to reactionary and racist. He regressed from a comedian to a right-wing pundit, a wannabe shock jock who aspired to the clueless bombast of a Don Imus and the hate-rhetoric of a Michael Savage. While I suspect that some of Dennis’ views on social issues still correspond with my own, and while I may rewatch a recording of his HBO show or an old Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live, there’s nothing Dennis is likely to do in the future that will be fit for human consumption. Of course, that’s just my opinion. I could be wrong.
2. Tell us something with which you somewhat agree, or somewhat like.
3. Tell us something to which you are indifferent, or have no opinion.
I don’t care at all about reality television and I do my best to avoid it. I don’t partake in conversations about it at work. It makes me weep to hear that people I look up to, people I respect and admire, are hooked on Big Brother, The Bachelor, Celebrity Apprentice, Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck, Who Wants to Pimp My Mom, Jon and Kate, and The Show With Little People Who Have Normal-Sized Children. I don’t give a shit about the Kardashians, or Snooki’s baby daddy, and in fact I’m a little bit ashamed that I even know that Snooki is pregnant. On the other hand, I kind of like that show Chopped, with four different chefs competing to make a unique dish out of the same ingredients.
Bonus: What is an opinion held by others that makes you angry?
That if you enjoy sex, and if you’re open to exploring different aspects of your sexuality beyond what mainstream society considers “normal”, you deserve to be judged harshly. That we should only fuck for procreation, under the covers, with the lights off, in the missionary position. That sex is harmful or detrimental to a happy life, and those who take sexual initiative and deviate from the norm, whether by swinging, group sex, polyamory, exhibitionism and voyeurism, or simply having sex for the fun and the joy of it, you are a bad person.
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I try to work out once a day, usually first thing in the morning. My routine includes forty-five minutes of cardio on the treadmill or the stationary bike, followed by weights and situps. If I can’t make it to the gym, sometimes I’ll go for a run. But if I can’t work out at all in the morning, I use our Nintendo Wii after work.
-Jill
*A “Mii” is an avatar that represents the user in games like Wii Fit.
My purple rabbit |
My pink G-spot vibrator |
My blue waterproof vibrator |
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i would like to watch my husband have sex with his ex is that weird?
Disclaimer: In my opinion, words like “weird”, and for that matter “normal” and “abnormal”, don’t really fit into the context of sex and sexual desire. Applying “normal” standards to what turns somebody on is just another way for the mainstream to control human sexuality, stigmatize free sexual expression, and force people into a box, so to speak. On to your question:
I don’t think it’s weird at all, but then “weird” is a relative term. There are undoubtedly plenty of people out there who would disagree with me, but I see nothing wrong with your desire to watch your husband have sex with his ex. You don’t specify why you want to watch, but I know that Jill found the prospect of watching me with one of my exes exciting mainly because she wanted to see how my performance differed between when I had sex with my ex and when I have sex with her. Additionally, Jill is a voyeur, and likes the idea of watching something private, of watching two people (or more, possibly) let their guard down and become vulnerable. There’s something powerfully erotic about that scenario.
Is it normal? Well, that depends on who you ask. Sex-negatives and die-hard monogamists who disapprove of extracurricular sex would likely find the scenario you describe deviant, and the thought of letting one’s significant other stray outside the boundaries of his or her commitment morally wrong. Others would say that it’s normal to have such a desire and perhaps even normal to act on that desire, but might caution you against letting your husband have sex with his ex as there may still be feelings below the surface. Still others would say that your interest in watching your husband have sex with his ex is not only perfectly normal but completely hot, and if all three of you are equally into it, and if there’s absolutely no possibility of still-smoldering emotions on their end or jealousy on yours, why not give it a shot?
Bear in mind that it’s possible you won’t know how you’ll really feel about watching your husband have sex with his ex until you’re actually in the situation, and by then it may be too late. It might be the greatest turn-on you can imagine right now, when it’s still an abstract concept. But once he’s inside her, doing things that were previously reserved for you, your feelings could very well change. Even if you’re certain now that you won’t be jealous, what if you’re mistaken? Even if you aren’t prone to jealousy, what if watching your husband and his ex simply turns you off, and alienates you from him? I’m not in any way implying that you don’t know your own feelings, but we’ve heard stories of people who were so focused on their partner’s pleasure that they neglected their own.
I note that while you say you would like to watch your husband have sex with his ex, your question could be interpreted as relating to a fantasy as opposed to something you are interested in pursuing and making a reality. If that’s the case, no one’s opinion should matter except your own, and possibly your husband’s. No fantasy that remains completely in one’s mind can be harmful in and of itself.
However, if you are hoping to turn this fantasy into a reality, the first step is discussing it with your husband. Is he into it? I know that there are several exes of mine that Jill would probably enjoy watching me fuck, but I’m not getting in touch with them for anything. Is the ex someone with whom your husband is still in touch, and with whom the topic could be discussed comfortably? In other words, has she become a born-again Christian? Is she married to someone who is under the delusion that she was a virgin when they met? Is she incarcerated or institutionalized? If your answers to these questions are all “no”, that’s potentially very promising. Additionally, if you don’t think it’ll be anything more than a fuck – again, no chance of those pesky emotions rearing their heads – I don’t see a problem.
I’m no authority. If there are any points I’m missing, I’d appreciate a heads-up from anyone more knowledgeable than I.