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Author: jackandjillcpl
Flash Fiction Friday: On a Summer’s Day
The Naughty Hangout: Deflowered
Jack thinks it looks even better on our bedroom floor.
Go see who else is being naughty this week!
-Jill
Last Night, Part 2
He spread my ass wide, stroking with long, strong movements of his tongue. His fingers eventually found my clit, engorged and throbbing with need. As the palm of his hand cupped my pussy, Jack’s able fingers moved in a circular fashion, swirling around my erect, desperate bud. The rhythm of his hand matched that of his tongue, and it wasn’t long before I was lying in a puddle, slowly catching my breath and very satisfied.
-Jill
Retro HNT: Rabbit Trick
TMI Tuesday: May 8, 2012 – M is for Masturbation
5. Mutual masturbation? Yay or Nay?
Yay. Very yay. Other than intercourse, I sometimes eschew sexual activities that see both of us actively working toward the other’s orgasm at the same time; if I’m trying to make Jill cum, I want to enjoy the experience of her orgasm (as well as the buildup leading to it) without feeling like I have to also experience orgasm in order to justify her efforts. It’s for this reason that we rarely sixty-nine. That said, if we’re engaging in mutual masturbation it’s generally done as foreplay. There’s no pressure to climax, and a good time is had by all.
6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?
An all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco? So, in other words if someone bought us a sixteenth of a tank of gas?
Jill’s Answers
1. How often do you masturbate?
I try to masturbate between four and six times during the average week. During my work week, I usually get myself off in the shower, either with a waterproof vibrator or the hand-held showerhead. I find that this really helps me focus and have a great day at work. Of course, it’s likely that I will masturbate at other times during the typical day, especially if Jack and I are having sex. We try to make masturbation a regular part of our sex play.
4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.
Again, I have to go with (a). It really turns me on to be watched while I masturbate. I love having an audience, though Jack often joins in to help, or massages my thighs and feet while I pleasure myself. He usually buries his face right in my pussy once I start to cum, or kisses me passionately. If I ask, I sometimes get to suck his cock while cumming. Now this I love!
5. Mutual masturbation? Yay or Nay?
Oh yeah! Heck yeah! That’s even more fun than solo masturbation.
6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?
Luckily we are within driving distance and we plan on attending provided that we can find a babysitter for the day-long event. We can’t wait! I’m a little nervous, but very excited about a possible new experience. I’m sure we will blog all about it.
http://masturbate2012.tumblr.com/
The Center for Sex & Culture
Sunday, May 27, 10am-midnight
Arrive by 9pm
$40 minimum self-sponsorship; or bring sponsorship form with pledges
All genders, all orientations welcome to explore self-pleasure in a supportive group environment. Check the next newsletter for more detail about this year’s Thon, and join us to Come for a Cause!
All donations and pledges support CSC’s operations and programs.
Bonus: Are you addicted to masturbating?
I enjoy it, but I wouldn’t say that I’m addicted to it. I don’t have to touch myself everytime I have two minutes of privacy. While I love masturbation, I much prefer being touched by someone else, and if I had to choose, I’d give up masturbation long before I’d ever give up sex.
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Ten Reasons to Have More Sex
While visiting my parents, I stopped at a drugstore. The free publication rack at the front of the store near the exit featured a local magazine called Family Health & Wellness. This is the sort of publication that covers health topics such as choosing the right optometrist, coping with menopause, and the importance of eating dinner together as a family. People read the well-meaning advice, feel better about themselves, and patronize the magazine’s sponsors. The status quo is maintained.
The headline “10 Reasons to Have More Sex” caught my eye. And why wouldn’t it? It was placed conspicuously on the cover, in glaring yellow type. People are repressed, especially in the overwhelmingly conservative locale where my parents live. Said people will pick up a free magazine that has the word “sex” on the cover. Though I didn’t expect to read anything particularly salacious, or for that matter anything I didn’t already know, I nonetheless took a copy. I could admit to being skeptical before I read the article, or for that matter before I even opened the magazine. What sort of cutting-edge sexual advice could I possibly glean from a free magazine I got in one of the most conservative parts of California?
The first thought that ran through my head upon seeing the headline was, Why do people need to be given reasons to have more sex? I can think of numerous reasons why more sex is a good thing, though the physical enjoyment I take from sex itself will always trump any others. Fucking for cash? Hey, that’s great. I’d love to try that. Fucking to save the world, or to end war or global famine? Talk about noble, selfless reasons! Fucking to spite someone else? Hate to admit it, but I’ve done that. More than these or any other conceivable reasons, though, I love sex because it’s fun. Even were that the only reason to fuck, it would be enough.
The article opened on a two-page spread showing a middle-aged couple about to get busy: Bland, white-collar husband runs his hand through the hair of his bourgeois forty-something wife as she tugs on his loosened necktie. Their faces are close, though not close enough to kiss. Nothing against the two models who presumably met the day they posed for this photo, but it features all the romance and eroticism you’d expect from a Viagra commercial. The caption in the corner of the photo promises “10 Mind-Blowing Reasons to Make More Love.” They are obviously talking about sex in the context of a stable, committed relationship. That’s understandable; a publication that focuses on health and wellness (family health and wellness, for that matter) is probably not the place to seek advice on late-night bar hookups.
The introduction makes evident the tone of the article:
It’s been a long day and you’re wiped out. Your boss was breathing down your neck all day, the kids have a science project due tomorrow, the dinner dishes are piled in the sink, and you just want a minute to relax. The obligations of everyday life are wearing you down, and nothing sounds better than an hour on the sofa with your favorite television program. But the feel of your significant other’s hands caressing the back of your neck [suggests] he or she has other, more intimate, activities in mind. Before you mutter an unenthused, “Not tonight, honey,” we have 10 reasons you should turn off the TV and turn down the lights for a little “somethin’, somethin’.”
This, in and of itself, is the crux of the problem. People don’t prioritize sex. They’re too tired or stressed out. They’re stretched too thin. Television is the higher priority for much of society. Heaven forbid we miss American Idol because we’re engaging in recreational, non-procreative sex. Yes, we all have DVRs and can watch it anytime we like, but if we don’t watch it tonight someone on Facebook might spoil who was eliminated, and that would ruin the whole season.
I’m not going to bother listing the ten reasons to have more sex according to the article. Suffice it to say that the reasons involve things like exercise (“it’s like a workout…in bed”), boosting one’s self-esteem, and general health concerns. Some of the advice is fairly common-sense: Reason #4 is that during sex endorphins are released, which create euphoric feelings, making it a natural anti-depressant. Reason #7 is that sex is an investment in one’s relationship, and that by having sex a couple reconnects physically, and strengthens their bond. Reason #9 is that regular sex can lead to greater or more visible affection between partners, demonstrating to the kids that romantic love is healthy.
Not all the advice was necessarily correct. One of the reasons listed is that frequent sexual intercourse reduces the risk of heart disease. While this is technically accurate, the article states that it’s not solely sexual activity but rather any increased physical activity that curtails such ailments. Additionally, the article cites studies that claim that regular orgasms (two or more per week) lead to increased prostate health. The article then acknowledges that the studies’ findings are actually inconclusive but recommends more frequent orgasms just in case.
Look, I’m not one to complain about non-harmful sex advice. Whatever reasons people want to use to justify frequent sex, I’m all for it. The way I see it, if more people were not only having regular sex but actually enjoying it and not feeling guilty about it, the world would be a better place. People in general would be happier, there would be less war – or none at all! – road rage would be a thing of the past, and you’d have far fewer overcompensating dickheads making public policy that affects the lives of the disenfranchised.
The biggest problem I have with the article, though, is that “It feels great!” is the tenth and final reason. It’s not the first reason. It’s not even the ninth reason. It’s the last one! The article treats it like an afterthought, stating incidentally that “sex is a normal part of being a healthy person, both emotionally and physically.” And while this is undoubtedly true, that should have boosted it a lot higher than #10.
Why does “It feels great!” have to come last, after all the bullshit cajoling of the previous nine reasons? Everyone reading the article is aware that sex feels good. In fact, it’s probably the first thing that most people think when they hear the word “sex”, if their minds aren’t clouded by a lifetime of societally-imposed shame and guilt. Trust me, no thirteen-year-old in the midst of puberty wants to have sex so that he or she can enjoy a life free of atherosclerosis and hypertension.
Do we really have to tell people to fuck their spouses so they won’t die of cardiovascular illness at age fifty? Are we really telling people to fuck their spouses so they will be confident enough to excel at work and be promoted? Sure, these are semi-valid reasons to have sex. But I’ve got to think that if this manner of persuasion needs to be employed, the recipient isn’t really into it in the first place.
I’m all for positive representation of non-procreative sex in the media, especially in the religious-conservative community where I found the magazine. But while articles like these are promising, we have clearly not moved past all of our hangups. Why can’t we simply acknowledge that sex is fun and that it feels great? Why must we placate the masses by rationalizing that sex is about anything other than physical and emotional pleasure? Why must we first tell them that it’ll fix what’s wrong with their marriage, get them into shape, and facilitate good health before lowering the boom?
Ultimately my disappointment is not in the article, its author, or the publication itself. My disappointment is, as always, in the society that has made tiptoeing around the issue of sexual pleasure somehow necessary.
-Jack
Mood Lighting Monday
Some of the pictures week took for last week’s The Naughty Hangout post were so good we had trouble choosing just one. Here’s one of the shots that didn’t make the cut.
-Jill
Sinful Sunday: Thumb Cuffs
See who else is being sinful at Molly’s Daily Kiss!
Last Night
Jack joined me in the shower.
I love it when we get to shower together. It’s such a thrill to be naked anywhere, but there’s something so intimate about being together under the hot spray, basking in steam and slippery lather. We joke about conserving water, and we pretend that it’s all about getting clean, but it’s really about getting dirty. Jack started by kissing my neck, that one spot just below my ear that would certainly have gotten me wet if I wasn’t already.
After a few minutes spent making out and groping, we began to soap each other up. I washed Jack first, and then he returned the favor. He paid special attention to my hair, knowing how much it turns me on to have skilled fingers massaging my scalp. I’m not joking, I get physically aroused. In fact, I was so aroused that when he was done he spread my lips and began to stroke my clit with his fingers. I steadied myself against his chest and buried my face in his shoulder as I braced myself for orgasm.
It was a particularly intense climax. After I came, I spent a few moments catching my breath before dropping to my knees and taking Jack’s cock in my mouth. As I did, the shampoo ran from my hair onto my back and my shoulders, dripping down my body and onto the shower floor. I reached up to play with his nipples, then down to cradle and caress his balls. While it was happening, I thought of the times when we were dating and we’d come in from a late-night swim in an icy swimming pool and take a hot shower in order to warm up. The shower would always end with me giving Jack a blowjob, and swallowing his cum.
History repeats itself. As I thought fondly of those exciting shower blowjobs, Jack tightened his grip on my hair, told me he was cumming, and let loose. As he moaned lustfully with release, I felt his warm, sweet offering flood my mouth faster than I could down it all. I took him as deep as I could, feeling the last few spurts hit the back of my throat, and then when he had finished I lovingly licked him clean.
We turned off the shower and dried off. It was time to get into bed, though we wouldn’t be sleeping for quite awhile.
-Jill