Jack’s Answers
1. How often do you masturbate?
I shoot for once daily during the week, but it’s not always possible. I have an extremely active two-year-old who doesn’t like to be penned up long enough for me to shower, much less have a prolonged encounter with myself. It’s not as bad as it was when I wrote
this; she’s grown much more self-reliant of late than she was even six months ago. But normally, if I can masturbate three or four times a week, I’m happy with that.
2. What are you doing to celebrate Masturbation month?
Jill and I are trying to masturbate at least once a day every day. So far we’ve both been successful – some days we’ve even had more than one – and we’ll do our best to continue at this pace for as long as we can, even into June if possible. As I said in my answer to #1, it isn’t always easy to sneak off for some self-love, though the reward is always well worth the effort.
3. Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. Not really, it’s boring.
d. No, it’s a turn off.
e. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.
What? No (f), I’ve never experienced it and I don’t want to? Whatever… Okay, seriously: I’ll definitely go with (a), as watching a woman masturbate is one of the hottest things I can imagine. Watching a woman masturbate is the kind of thing I used to fantasize about when I was younger and dated women who didn’t masturbate, didn’t know how, weren’t comfortable with their bodies or the idea of being watched, or had been raised to believe that masturbation was somehow wrong or unhealthy. I feel sorry for these women, and I hope they’ve corrected their sexual attitudes for the sake of whoever they eventually married.
4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.
Of course I have. I’m an exhibitionist. I’ve let people who weren’t my partner watch me masturbate. I hope they enjoyed it.
5. Mutual masturbation? Yay or Nay?
Yay. Very yay. Other than intercourse, I sometimes eschew sexual activities that see both of us actively working toward the other’s orgasm at the same time; if I’m trying to make Jill cum, I want to enjoy the experience of her orgasm (as well as the buildup leading to it) without feeling like I have to also experience orgasm in order to justify her efforts. It’s for this reason that we rarely sixty-nine. That said, if we’re engaging in mutual masturbation it’s generally done as foreplay. There’s no pressure to climax, and a good time is had by all.
6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?
An all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco? So, in other words if someone bought us a sixteenth of a tank of gas?
Admittedly, a sixteenth of a tank of gas isn’t as cheap as it was in the early 1990s.
The Center for Sex & Culture
Sunday, May 27, 10am-midnight
Arrive by 9pm
$40 minimum self-sponsorship; or bring sponsorship form with pledges
All genders, all orientations welcome to explore self-pleasure in a supportive group environment. Check the next newsletter for more detail about this year’s Thon, and join us to Come for a Cause!
All donations and pledges support CSC’s operations and programs.
Bonus: Are you addicted to masturbating?
I enjoy masturbation, both alone and with a partner, and I definitely get a lot of emotional and physical pleasure out of a self-induced orgasm. It’s quite possibly the greatest of life’s simple pleasures. To say that I’m addicted, though, would be an exaggeration of Rob Liefeldian proportions.
This is not a healthy spine! This woman is clearly injured!
Jill’s Answers
1. How often do you masturbate?
I try to masturbate between four and six times during the average week. During my work week, I usually get myself off in the shower, either with a waterproof vibrator or the hand-held showerhead. I find that this really helps me focus and have a great day at work. Of course, it’s likely that I will masturbate at other times during the typical day, especially if Jack and I are having sex. We try to make masturbation a regular part of our sex play.
Not the “sex play” we were referring to.
2. What are you doing to celebrate Masturbation month?
Jack and I are really making a point of masturbating every day in order to celebrate Masturbation Month. Additionally we are planning to attend Masturbate-a-Thon at the Center for Sex and Culture on May 27th.
3. Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. Not really, it’s boring.
d. No, it’s a turn off.
e. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.
I’ll go with (a), yes, it turns me on. I love watching Jack masturbate. There is something really sexy about a hot man who knows exactly what he likes and how to handle himself. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and catch Jack masturbating in bed beside me, especially if he’s stayed up much later than I have. Sometimes I get to help him along or at least clean him up afterwards. Other times, though, I know that he just wants a quick orgasm before bed and I don’t interrupt, even though I really want to and in fact the realization that he’s masturbating really gets me hot.
The realization that he’s folding laundry gets me even hotter.
4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.
Again, I have to go with (a). It really turns me on to be watched while I masturbate. I love having an audience, though Jack often joins in to help, or massages my thighs and feet while I pleasure myself. He usually buries his face right in my pussy once I start to cum, or kisses me passionately. If I ask, I sometimes get to suck his cock while cumming. Now this I love!
5. Mutual masturbation? Yay or Nay?
Oh yeah! Heck yeah! That’s even more fun than solo masturbation.
Rowr.
6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?
Luckily we are within driving distance and we plan on attending provided that we can find a babysitter for the day-long event. We can’t wait! I’m a little nervous, but very excited about a possible new experience. I’m sure we will blog all about it.
http://masturbate2012.tumblr.com/
The Center for Sex & Culture
Sunday, May 27, 10am-midnight
Arrive by 9pm
$40 minimum self-sponsorship; or bring sponsorship form with pledges
All genders, all orientations welcome to explore self-pleasure in a supportive group environment. Check the next newsletter for more detail about this year’s Thon, and join us to Come for a Cause!
All donations and pledges support CSC’s operations and programs.
Bonus: Are you addicted to masturbating?
I enjoy it, but I wouldn’t say that I’m addicted to it. I don’t have to touch myself everytime I have two minutes of privacy. While I love masturbation, I much prefer being touched by someone else, and if I had to choose, I’d give up masturbation long before I’d ever give up sex.
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Once a day? I feel like a monk now..lol love the answers! Hopefully you’ll get the time and space for it.
(pssst! I love talking dirty to you)
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@Jack:
4. I wanna watch.
That graphic is too too funny.
5. Agree. Mutual masturbation is foreply for me…gets the engine revving. We’ve discussed before and share the same views on 69.
6. From what I hear on prices of gas in California, you folks out there need gas expense paid to go around the block.
Bonus: You copied my answer.
Graphic: *laughing so hard*
I’m glad you mentioned her deformity. I kept staring at the pic thinking what the hell is going on? Is that her body, did someone else’s body come in to screen? I was truly puzzled.
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@Jill:
1. I must get me a hand-held shower head; everybody’s doing it.
2. Yaay! I’m getting hot just thinking about the fact that we could be celebratory masturbating together. No way! You’re going to the Masturbate-a-Thon. Wonderful!!!!
3. “There is something really sexy about a hot man who knows exactly what he likes and how to handle himself.”
That really is the key to “sexy”, isn’t it?
Oh YES. I love to wake to find a lover getting off next to me. That’s a treat in itself.
graphic: buwhahahahaha!!!!
4. OMG that’s a very arousing answer. Re-read 4 times. Vivid imagination and all.
5. “Solo” … you crack me up. Oh your mind works–the two of you really. lol lol
6. If you attend, you MUST blog about it.
Happy TMI Tuesday, wank week, and masturbation month!
-H
As a woman with a consistent houseful I know how hard*pun intended Jack* it can be to find alone time. Jill I whole heartedly agree on the folding laundry.. oh or doing dishes.. purrrrrrrr.. Ya’ll have fun in SF..
That picture below Jack’s question number 4 was so well timed that the water I was drinking came back out through my nose. Thanks for that, haha!
Loved both of your answers, as usual.
* those people aren’t sleeping, they’re cumming down…
* Liefeld, love that. is he a plagiarist? no one knows, but he’s funny in interviews. comic porn, that really gets my senses up.
* the Star Wars Cantina is one hell of a sexy place, as long as you don’t ruffle certain feathers.
J&J: I’d happily watch you both! 😀 Let us know how the Maturbathon turned out after you attend.
I’m so jealous that you guys are within driving distance to San Francisco. I’d have to take a rather expensive plane to get there.
Anyway, once again both of your graphics are amazingly funny. And Jill, I think your bonus answer describes my life. Two minutes alone with myself is actually a bit too long though, the touching begins as soon as I close the door, lol. I’m sure it would be the same with a partner too.
Great answers you two!
~R.
Masturbating every day? You guys are champions! No way I could do it everyday… a great goal, I think!
And as I’ve already said… Han Solo HOTNESS.
Masturbating daily? Photos and posts please? Jill, I totally feel the same way when watching John masturbate. Its so sexy watching a man pleasure himself in the best way he knows. Enjoy the masturbate-a-thon and please let us know how it goes. We’ll be with you in spirit.
I would babysit so fast. And sponsor you. (Granted, you probably shouldn’t want me to babysit, and I’m a ways down the coast, but we can pretend.)
For some reason when my partner has described masturbating at least once (AT LEAST – he tells me he regularly it’s more like 3 or more) daily, it hasn’t occurred to me how hard (hahaha) that is. Reading your answers made me go, “Once daily! Damn! Good job!”
I owe him more snuggles and touching and appreciative sounds.
good stuff! 🙂
Great answers as always. Love the Rob Liefield picture as well. Watching a woman masturbate and bring herself pleasure is indeed one of the hottest things out there for me. Again it’s kind of scary how much on the same wavelength we are.
love love love the pictures you both choose to go with your answers. It makes me laugh every time!