No, not our wedding anniversary, although we did celebrate one of those this summer. It’s actually the one-year anniversary of this blog! That’s right, one year ago we decided to share our dirtiest, stickiest fantasies as well as our exploits both in and out of the bedroom (but usually out of our clothes) with you! If you’re a new reader, why not go into the archives and check out some of our older stories and such? They’re pretty hot. Feel free to leave a comment or two. Your feedback turns us on.

With that out of the way, here’s the final part in our four-part series of things that turned us on over the summer!

1. Coming twelve times over the course of one amazing August night is a record for me. But it’s a record that I hope gets broken soon.

2. One hot afternoon I found myself lying on an inflatable pool chair, drifting across the water and soaking up the rays of the sun. As I listened to the silence, I found myself indulging in a fantasy about Jack, myself, and a male friend of ours. I was glad I was alone in the pool because I had to touch myself a little.

3. We watched a porn film called “Basic Elements.” One scene involved a couple having sex on an airplane while a female flight attendant watched and masturbated. This scene reminded me of a long flight Jack and I took together. We didn’t have sex in our seats, but we did just about everything else. I am really turned on by the idea of sex on a plane, in flight. In fact, I can’t wait to read The Mile High Club: Plane Sex Stories, an anthology edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, a favorite erotic writer of ours.

4. Speaking of Rachel Kramer Bussel, I re-read Hide and Seek: Erotic Stories over the summer. It was just as hot the second time. We are looking forward to the follow-up, Peep Show: Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists, due out in November.

5. While having sex with Jack recently, we were watching an old homemade porn movie he’d shot some years ago, before we met. (Is that weird? I love watching him fucking an old girlfriend on TV while we fuck in real life, but I get the feeling that, in general, people would find this weird or inappropriate. Who cares, I guess – it’s hot to me!) As Jack worked toward his orgasm, I started urging him onward, whispering, “Come for me…come for me.” At the same time, his ex-girlfriend was doing the same thing on the television. It was almost as though we were competing for his orgasm.

And I’d just like to say again that doing the Rabbit Trick for a live audience was one of the most exciting things I’ve ever done. Having an audience can be so hot!

-Jill

Jack’s Answers

1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?
Yes. As a young child – age ten and younger – I would frequently sleep over the homes of female friends. Hell, Jill and I sometimes sleep in the same bed without having sex. I guess that counts.

2. Have you ever streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
I once found myself in a hot tub without a towel handy. When it came time to get out, I just got out. What could I do? It’s not like we weren’t all naked in the hot tub anyway. On second thought, this might not count; I got the impression the question was referring to me being naked while everyone else was clothed.

3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?
Yes. In my early twenties I would occasionally go out with one person on Friday night and a different person on Saturday night. Didn’t happen every week, by any means; I was never that kind of guy. But that handful of times, I felt like a pimp.

4. What is the most “romantic” you have ever gotten in a movie theater?
Strictly manual stimulation. I’ve given it a few times, but was the recipient more often. Granted, I don’t do this very often anymore, but in my more reckless days, I would look forward to a night at the movies, more for the possibility of a little semi-public hanky panky than for the movie itself. As a matter of fact, my first handjob occurred at a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?
Oh yeah! In fact, earlier this summer Jill and I performed for a male friend of ours, after about two years of him beating around the bush about it.

Jill’s Answers

1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?
Of course. Usually this happens (or used to happen) out of necessity. Sharing a hotel room, sharing a spare bed, etc. I can’t remember the last time I found myself in bed with a man who wasn’t Jack.

2. Have you ever streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
I’m not quite as much of an exhibitionist as Jack. Although in private I enjoy being naked, and although I fantasize about attending sex clubs, having sex in public, and other scenarios of this type, in reality I have self-esteem issues which inhibit me from prancing around naked. Don’t get me wrong – I wish I didn’t have these inhibitions. I would love nothing more. I can’t think of any specific incident where I was naked at a gathering where everyone else was clothed, but I have gone skinny-dipping with a mixed group (guys and girls). That’s the only thing that comes to mind right now.

3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?
I’m pretty sure I never did this. In the past I only dated one guy at a time.

4. What is the most “romantic” you have ever gotten in a movie theater?
Not very! Of the men I have been involved with, Jack is probably the only one who would’ve been inclined to go beyond making out at a movie theater, and he’s probably too afraid of arrest to try it now. I have, however, done plenty of fun things while in the car at a drive-in movie!

5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?
I definitely have. In addition to the performance Jack mentioned, I once fooled around with a guy on the beach while people walked by, and I once had sex with a guy I was dating while his roommate watched us. The roommate was kind of participating. You can read about that time here. I have also been the non-participating adult watching.

1. I love to flirt. During a visit to a bar with friends, I caught the eye of a pretty young lady and held her gaze a few seconds longer than I usually do. Nothing else happened, but it was a turn-on to remember my single days.

2. Jill told me about a dream in which she was alone with a female friend of ours, and the opportunity arose for some sexual exploration. As it was happening, all Jill could think about was how she wished she could somehow videotape the encounter so I could watch later. I guess her cell phone wasn’t within reach. Still, very exciting to know that, even in her dreams, she wanted to share the experience with me – or at least provide me with jerkoff material after the fact.

3. Porn star Raylene’s return to the adult industry with “Raylene’s Dirty Work”, her first movie since 2001 or 2002. She’s not the hottest in the business – far from it – but I’ve always kinda liked her.

4. Being invited by a married female acquaintance to participate in an illicit affair was, almost perversely, a huge turn on and a major ego boost; she is someone I’ve been attracted to for more than twenty years. I did, of course, politely decline, out of respect for her marriage as much as for my own. Ironically, Jill told me after the fact that, were she not married, she would make a great third for a threesome. However, this particular person doesn’t seem the sort to engage in anything beyond one-on-one sex.

5. The many new followers we’ve picked up in recent months, as well as the feedback we’ve received, is very flattering, and reading your comments, as well as your blogs, makes excellent foreplay.

More to come!

-Jack

Jack’s Answers

1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln’s lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
At the top of the Washington Monument or the Statue of Liberty. I enjoy having sex in high places, while looking down at the world below.

2. Have you ever “played” with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny’s, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
No, and I can’t say that this has ever actually occurred to me, beyond a never-gonna-happen type of fantasy. I’m fond of my freedom, and this seems like a surefire way to lose it.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
Plenty of times! Airplanes, cruise ships, and a particular limousine ride shortly after we got married immediately come to mind. Hell, I’ve had sex atop the washing maching, which was, technically speaking, moving at the time.

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss’s office)?
I’m just pervy enough to consider having sex in an empty church sometime, although Jill probably fears Hell sufficiently to never want to try this. (Killjoy!) I have, however, had sex in my boss’ office. Two bosses’ offices, actually.

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman’s Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
Definitely, often, and in a variety of locations.

Jill’s Answers

1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln’s lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
If I could have monumental sex without getting caught or arrested, I would do it just about anywhere.

2. Have you ever “played” with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny’s, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
We sometimes make food a part of our sex play, but this has never happened in a restaurant.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
We have had sex on an airplane before, and Jack likes it when I masturbate while he’s driving. (Does that count?) I’ve also given guys blowjobs while they’re driving (including Jack), but I don’t think I’ve had actual penetrative sex in a moving car.

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss’s office)?
No. I’m not much for sex in church, or the workplace.

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman’s Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
Yes, we do this a lot. Also one of the first times I ever had oral sex was on a public beach, literally under the stars.

For further reading on this subject, see our entry “101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die“.

1. Violet Blue’s podcast that Jack mentioned in his previous entry. This installment (episode 69, appropriately) features her reading an erotic story called “Central Registry.” If you happen to listen to it, you might understand why I couldn’t wait to get off.

2. I’ve been riding Jack side-saddle a lot lately. If you don’t know what this means, instead of straddling his waist I sit on top of him, facing his right or left. It’s a great position, and for some reason he penetrates me really deep this way.

3. Doing the “Rabbit Trick” in front of a live audience. For the uninitiated, the “Rabbit Trick” refers to riding a rabbit vibrator while giving oral sex. It’s one of my biggest turn ons, and I love coming while sucking Jack’s cock.

4. Going to a work function with Jack, and letting him know about the lack of panties under my skirt right before we walked in.

5. Four words: Rocky Road ice cream.

More to come!

Jill

1. In June, we attended a party at the home of a friend of ours. She’s been taking exotic dancing classes for a couple years, although there’s almost no way you would look at her and immediately think “exotic dancer.” After the party, we got a demonstration of her skills.

2. As detailed in Jill’s previous entry, we went skinny dipping one night while on a family camping trip. We like swimming naked, though it’s been quite some time since we went camping, much less skinny dipping in a semi-public setting. It was just as exhilarating as ever.

3. Jill masturbating in the passenger seat of the car while listening to a very sexy podcast, as I tried desperately to concentrate on the road ahead of us.

4. Earlier this summer I wrote a love scene that’s part of a mainstream novel I’m working on. Though not particularly graphic, I’ve been getting to know the characters and planning the story for so long that, when they finally got together and the clothes came off, it was really hot.

5. Due to the summer heat, Jill and I spent several nights sleeping on an air mattress in the backyard. Feeling my wife’s naked body beside my own in the cool night air is consistently arousing.

More to come!

-Jack

For the first time we are taking a lead from our fellow bloggers and answering a list of questions that are circulating around the blogosphere. Here goes.

Jack’s Answers

1. Do you have “your” side of the bed? Which side?
My side of the bed is the left side (when facing the headboard). As far as I can tell this has been my side forever, in every bed that Jill and I have shared, with one exception: For a brief period after we moved into our home (two years into our relationship), we tried it the other way, but before long Jill suggested that we switch.

2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
I use two pillows. Both are pretty old – at least a few years – but they fit my head so perfectly.

3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
I generally sleep face-down, and may favor either my left or right side at differing times throughout the night. It’s extremely rare for me to sleep face-up.

4. How often do you change your sheets?
Every two weeks or so, unless there’s a compelling reason to change them sooner.

5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
I can’t remember the last time I suffered from insomnia. Usually I am so exhausted by the time I go to bed that I fall asleep quickly; additionally my eyes get tired from wearing contact lenses all day. If I happen to be in bed and not tired, I might read for awhile.

6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
Very energized. It doesn’t matter what time of day or what’s going on; if I’ve just had an orgasm, chances are that I feel I can take on the world. In fact, chances are that I want to have another one.

7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day?
I try for a full eight but rarely get this much sleep. On a typical work day I manage between six and seven, though more often than I’d like to admit I’ve been functional on about four hours.

Jill’s Answers

1. Do you have “your” side of the bed? Which side?
I prefer to sleep on the right side of the bed. I’m not sure why I prefer the right side. I am left-handed, so I guess it would make more sense to sleep on the left side so I can more easily reach my nightstand using my dominant hand.

2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
My pillows are several years old. At least one of my pillows has been in my life longer than Jack has.

3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
I usually sleep on my back.

4. How often do you change your sheets?
Every couple weeks.

5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
I can’t think of anything offhand. Reading, I guess.

6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
If it’s just-before-bed sex, it usually relaxes me enough to go right to sleep. If it’s morning sex or afternoon sex, which we’ve been having a lot lately, it makes me feel energized.

7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day?
At least six hours each night, or I will need a nap.

We walk down the dark path, small pebbles and gravel crunching loudly beneath our feet. The night air is warm and sticky, and the only light comes from the moon and the stars high above our heads. As we pass some trees the lake comes into view, the stars reflecting off of its surface.

A quiet rustling sound nearby startles us for a second but doesn’t deter us from what we came here to do. It’s probably just some nocturnal animal anyway. As we near the water’s edge you lean up against a tree and remove your shoes and your socks. You start to unbutton your shorts, but I stop you.

“Allow me,” I say, and I rub the front of your shorts with the palm of my hand. You feel wonderful, hardening rapidly in my grasp. I can’t resist stroking you for a moment, and then I unbutton and unzip you. Soon your shorts are down and you are naked, save for a white T-shirt that you quickly take off.

Then it is my turn. Working together, we make me just as naked as you are. I run to the lake with abandon, hearing you close behind me. As my feet slap water, I feel your hand on my wrist and turn around without stopping. We kiss quickly in the dark, and then you let me loose. I run into the shallowest part of the lake, my toes digging into soft clay. The water is as cold as ice, and though I want to cry out in surprise, I don’t dare. As you charge in at full speed, you are less restrained.

“Holy shit!” you exclaim, and then you stifle yourself. We both laugh quietly, and then we are silent again. The water reaches my knees. I like swimming in pitch blackness. There is no need to cover my nakedness. No one can see me, not even you. There is a subtle thrill that I can’t quite explain. It’s not exhibitionism, exactly. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s exciting.

You are deeper, in up to your waist. I wade out to you, feeling the frigid water envelop my body, rising past my hips. Then all at once I lower myself into the water. It rises up past my shoulders, engulfing my head, soaking my hair. Then I stand up again. Standing beside you, I hold you close to me. I can feel your heart beating quickly, as quickly as my own.

As we stand there I almost forget that we are standing waist-deep in a lake. I forget how cold the water is, or else I have simply gotten used to it. I forget about work, about family, about life. I can see nothing in the darkness. All that exists at this moment is you and I.

Jill

Sorry for the unannounced vacation. Summer is always a busy time for us, with birthdays, weddings, anniversaries and travel. Additionally Jill and I are undergoing some life changes both major and minor (don’t worry, they’re mostly positive ones). Something had to fall by the wayside temporarily, and we apologize for letting our blog take the hit. Having said that, though, we spent the last month doing the sort of things that will make excellent reading. Stay tuned!

The memory of that night is still vivid in my mind. Jack and I were enjoying an uneventful evening at home, and you were staying with your parents out of town. When you logged onto Yahoo Messenger and invited us to view your webcam, I admit that I did wonder if it would lead us to an intimate place with you, but I wasn’t expecting it to. After all, a friendly chat with you is lots of fun.

When the conversation turned to sex as it sometimes does, I felt myself heating up. We talked about our shopping trip to the new Adam and Eve store the night before. We talked about Jack using my new remote control vibrator on me in the middle of a crowded department store. I was getting aroused just thinking about it. When Jack told me about your fantasy, it turned me on even more. It’s rare that I entertain a naughty thought of myself with another couple, meaning without Jack. It seems so taboo to me. For that reason, as well as the fact that it was an enormous ego trip for me, this fantasy made me wet very quickly.

We sat on the couch in front of Jack’s laptop, watching your cam as you watched us. To tease you, I pulled down my top and showed you my cleavage. We knew that your family was still awake, and any real naughtiness had to wait until later, but I was feeling aroused as I took off my clothes and lay down on the couch. As Jack gave me an incredibly relaxing and erotic massage, he read the instant messages you sent. You feigned jealousy, remarking coyly about how enjoyable the massage looked, and how you wished Vincent was there to give you one.

The massage was soothing, but as it continued I found myself longing for greater stimulation. The feeling of Jack’s erection against my body as he worked on my tired neck and back turned me on. Hungry for a taste, I asked if he wanted his cock sucked. He did, but he thought the sex should wait until you were alone and could enjoy it.

Eventually you went to your room, and the fun began. Jack stood in front of the webcam and I knelt down before him, finally releasing him from his clothing. He was hard, throbbing with desire as I lowered my mouth onto him. I began to play as well, touching myself with one hand as I touched him with the other. The taste of his cock, and the feel of it in my mouth, aroused me a great deal.

As I stroked him in and out of my mouth, Jack played with my hair, knowing what a turn-on that is for me. Soon he told me that you were playing as well, and I turned to see for myself. I felt an electric charge course through my body as I saw you in the throes of self-pleasure, and it intensified my own. After my first orgasm I wanted another one, and I got my Rabbit out of the bedroom. I was already soaking wet, and slipping its head inside my swollen lips was quick and easy. As the ears of the rabbit flicked rapidly against my clit, its head throbbed inside me, and I could feel another climax building deep within me. It wouldn’t be long at this rate.

Jack’s moans were intensifying also, and I wondered if we would come at the same time. The rabbit on my clit was driving me closer and closer to the edge, and stolen glances at your webcam threatened to push me over. The look on your face, and the thought of what was happening just off camera to make you look that way, aroused me further. The sound of Jack’s breathing signaled that he was dangerously close. So was I.

“She’s going to come,” Jack said between moans, and I tried to watch your orgasm without stopping what I was doing to him. It wasn’t easy, but I managed. You looked sexy as you came, and evidently Jack agreed, filling my mouth with the fruits of my labor. I savored him for just a moment before concentrating solely on my own relief. I rode the rabbit like a cowgirl, bucking my hips up and down on it for what seemed like an hour. Seeing your breasts at that crucial moment was all it took. I exploded, feeling my wetness rushing out of me, clinging to my cheeks and dripping down my thighs. Then I collapsed against the couch, loving the relaxed sensation that was spreading throughout my body.

We stayed online and continued to chat for awhile. It occurred to me that this was a sort of afterglow, very much like the cozy feeling you get after being physically intimate with someone. I wished you were here because at that moment I wanted nothing more than to give you a big hug. It was sweet, sexy and very comfortable all at once. Eventually, though, we signed off and went to bed.

My last thought as I went to sleep that night was, It was so nice that she didn’t log out of chat as soon as she had gotten off.

-Jill